Chuck Norris wrote:There are more than 50,000 jokes making their way around the Internet that purport to be "facts" all playing off my movie roles as a "tough guy" and my history as a martial arts champion. But they aren't "jokes" to those who spread them Ã¢â‚¬â€œ they're "facts."
Chuck Norris wrote:Naturally, over the past couple years as this wildfire has been raging, people have asked me, "What do you think of all this?"
Naturally. Because people care what Chuck Norris thinks.
Chuck Norris wrote:While I have as much fun as anyone else reading and quoting them, let's face it, most "Chuck Norris Facts" describe someone with supernatural, superhuman powers. They're describing a superman character. And in the history of this planet, there has only been one real Superman. It's not me.
I'm really not sure I like where this is going . . .
Chuck Norris wrote:Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases Ã¢â‚¬â€œ sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
That tortured segue would shame the Whore of Babylon.
I don't mean to belittle the faith or beliefs of anybody, but seriously . . . WtBCAF!?!
In conclusion, let me just say:
That is all.