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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Skimba » Fri May 15, 2009 10:54 am

That's a fantastic pic Low-T!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby traubster » Fri May 15, 2009 6:49 pm

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Dusk Bringer wrote:haha is that a Neon?


Looks like either that or a Taurus. Both of which suck.


Ha! Car snobs...
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Low-Tech » Fri May 15, 2009 8:17 pm

Nik wrote:Looks like either that or a Taurus. Both of which suck.


Aw, now ya done and gone made my other car upset... look at it!

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Fri May 15, 2009 11:04 pm

yeah, the neon is way suckier than the taurus!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby badplantmommy » Sat May 16, 2009 12:41 am

Skimba wrote:That's a fantastic pic Low-T!


Yes it is. It made me laugh.
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Postby fanelian » Sat May 16, 2009 2:00 am

Skimba wrote:That's a fantastic pic Low-T!


I agree.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sat May 16, 2009 5:59 am

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Nik » Sat May 16, 2009 3:00 pm

Low-Tech wrote:
Nik wrote:Looks like either that or a Taurus. Both of which suck.


Aw, now ya done and gone made my other car upset... look at it!

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My brother's taurus broke down on a 6-hour trip back from college in the middle of nowhere, new york! And by broke down I mean permanently.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat May 16, 2009 11:41 pm

At least it lives up to its namesake.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Skimba » Mon May 18, 2009 12:55 pm

Nik wrote:
Low-Tech wrote:
Nik wrote:Looks like either that or a Taurus. Both of which suck.


Aw, now ya done and gone made my other car upset... look at it!

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My brother's taurus broke down on a 6-hour trip back from college in the middle of nowhere, new york! And by broke down I mean permanently.

And that's a reson to condem them all!!!!!!!
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Postby chrismachine » Mon May 18, 2009 2:50 pm

plus there's the other part of it where they don't really look similar either. I mean some Tauruses have had round headlight shapes, but I never thought they looked alike.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri May 22, 2009 5:10 pm

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Postby IanC » Fri May 22, 2009 5:42 pm

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He was/is in my town, acting in some film that is getting recorded here.

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Low-Tech » Sun May 24, 2009 4:41 pm

I've often thought darts were invented with some dark ulterior motive to hurt people


Hmm, what's a game we can let a bunch folks in a bar play? I know, we'll have em' THROW some SHARP OBJECTS at a target on the wall while PROBABLY DRUNK.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Sun May 24, 2009 6:24 pm

i think you must be referring to "lawn darts" which was the same concept only "let's take the things outside and make them weigh 20 pounds each so that they're now deadly enough to kill a small child"
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Postby PonderThis » Sun May 24, 2009 6:30 pm

Low-Tech wrote:I've often thought darts were invented with some dark ulterior motive to hurt people


Hmm, what's a game we can let a bunch folks in a bar play? I know, we'll have em' THROW some SHARP OBJECTS at a target on the wall while PROBABLY DRUNK.

I'm not seeing the downside here. :|


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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Dusk » Mon May 25, 2009 9:51 am

MysticalDescent wrote:Image

NEEDS MORE BRITISH
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Postby PonderThis » Mon May 25, 2009 2:05 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:NEEDS MORE BRITISH
Reminds me of the time I visited London for vacation and the guy at customs stamped my passport with a stamp that said "LEAVE TO ENTER". I'm like, wait a minute how the heck do I leave and enter at the same time? Well, OK, I didn't actually say anything, I just went along with it. But it's still odd phrasing.

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon May 25, 2009 2:41 pm

You cannot enter a place without leaving another first.

Sorry, my finely waxed moustache set on fire, I lost my monocle and had to use glasses and my spare top hat was at the dry cleaners. IT WAS MY LAST EVER DAY IN COLLEGE, DON'T I GET TO BE INFORMAL ONCE?
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Mon May 25, 2009 3:49 pm

PonderThis wrote:
Dusk Bringer wrote:NEEDS MORE BRITISH
Reminds me of the time I visited London for vacation and the guy at customs stamped my passport with a stamp that said "LEAVE TO ENTER". I'm like, wait a minute how the heck do I leave and enter at the same time? Well, OK, I didn't actually say anything, I just went along with it. But it's still odd phrasing.


it's a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as an entrance to someplace else...
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby slydon » Fri May 29, 2009 10:46 pm

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My niece Autumn and I at her communion. She looks great. I look like ass (1200 miles the night before and a hastily tied tie can do that).

We're both squinting because
a) we'd been in a dark church for over an hour
b) we're morlocks

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby MysticalDescent » Sat May 30, 2009 7:40 am

The tie looks fine.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Dusk » Sat May 30, 2009 11:53 am

MysticalDescent wrote:The tie looks fine.

hahaha THE GREAT UNSAID


No, not really. I dunno. God I'm in a strange mood.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:19 pm

Dusk Bringer is in a strange mood!

Dwarf Fortress? God, you guys. GET SOME CULTURE YOU SLOBS

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Skimba » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:40 pm

slydon wrote:Image

Very good, very good.
Now make a face like in your avatar.
Take a picture of it.
Post it here.
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