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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:12 pm

jvcc wrote:Image
Nothing to see here.


i hope this is not the beginning of your salome impression... :shock:
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby loofah » Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:43 pm

sum yun gai wrote:i hope this is not the beginning of your salome impression... :shock:

I can't decide if I'm to read that as "salami" or "shalooooommmm"
Oh. Salome. That's not nearly as fun. =)
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:02 pm

loofah wrote:
sum yun gai wrote:i hope this is not the beginning of your salome impression... :shock:

I can't decide if I'm to read that as "salami" or "shalooooommmm"
Oh. Salome. That's not nearly as fun. =)


depends on how well you dance i'd say ;)
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:42 am

Having just watched House Season 5 on DVD, I have to say new Mysty looks like Chase.

. . .

Mystical Descent.

. . .

MD.

. . .

Chase. . . M.D.

Huh. Oh, and you all suck, by the way. Except the ladies. And Saltine. Take that as you will. *aways*
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Portals » Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:07 am

Hello again you guys!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby mrgazpacho » Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:39 am

quetzalcoatlus wrote:Normal, kind of.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/ ... layer1.jpg


Except for, you know, that whole "HEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!!" thing going on in the background...
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby loofah » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:29 am

Portals wrote:Hello again you guys! [img]shorthair.jpg[/img]
Your new 'do looks great!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:14 am

mrgazpacho wrote:
quetzalcoatlus wrote:Normal, kind of.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/ ... layer1.jpg


Except for, you know, that whole "HEEERE'S JOHNNY!!!!" thing going on in the background...

I kind of forget that's there sometimes. Maybe sometime when I'm bored again I'll take one where I'm standing next to that same wall while trying to imitate that poster.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:15 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Having just watched House Season 5 on DVD, I have to say new Mysty looks like Chase.

. . .

Mystical Descent.

. . .

MD.

. . .

Chase. . . M.D.

Huh. Oh, and you all suck, by the way. Except the ladies. And Saltine. Take that as you will. *aways*


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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:15 pm

I've found a use for the annoying black smudge in the middle of my webcam screen:

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Hitler/Chaplin 'stache!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby PonderThis » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:17 pm

That is just so. Wrong.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:16 pm

Hahahahaha genius!
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Postby Skimba » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:04 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:Hahahahaha genius!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:50 pm

Whatever you say, mein Fuhrer.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:01 pm

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I couldn't really get the hat to look like it was actually on her head, but yeah.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:21 pm

Roffle!


Yesterday at the university I stumbled by a "FREE FACE PAINTING!" booth. Two girls were working it, one was on break though, but seeing the other people who just had their faces done I expected just some cheesy cheek design. One person had a yin-yang, another had some bats, general stuff. Girl on break came back, I sat down with her and gave her creative freedom. Her eyes lit up. "An alien!" she exclaimed. Ok, sure. I was expecting to come away with a green face and huge black circles for eyes... boy was I ever wrong!!!

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I knew when she grabbed the sculpting wax that I was in for a treat. Turns out she was a professional costume makeup artist in Columbia for 18 years! Now I must find some of this wax stuff for my own use.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:48 pm

Wowwwww!!

:: stands in awe ::

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Postby KatyM » Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:51 am

50% of this costume is made from old curtains.

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Postby Portals » Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:09 pm

I was a mad scientist for Halloween.

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The glowsticks are because the party was a bit of a rave. It was pretty fun. Image

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:12 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:I knew when she grabbed the sculpting wax that I was in for a treat. Turns out she was a professional costume makeup artist in Columbia for 18 years! Now I must find some of this wax stuff for my own use.


Good. If she'd done a poor job, she would have brought great dishonour upon herself! :P
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:21 pm

Judas Maccabeus wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:I knew when she grabbed the sculpting wax that I was in for a treat. Turns out she was a professional costume makeup artist in Columbia for 18 years! Now I must find some of this wax stuff for my own use.


Good. If she'd done a poor job, she would have brought great dishonour upon herself! :P

Indeed! Instead we brought out the bloodwine and feasted on gagh.

Katy and Portals, you are both adorable! Old curtains FTW! And is that blood on your sleeve, oh crazy woman of science? *thumbs up*
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby quetzalcoatlus » Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:22 am

Alien!Binkatron is pretty awesome/scary. I did not really notice your eyes were that green previously, which really adds to the effect.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby slydon » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:46 am

The lab coat reminds me of my first day as an undergrad lab assistant.
A previous wearer had obviously been bitten several times, and I began to consider oven mitts.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:15 pm

quetzalcoatlus wrote:Alien!Binkatron is pretty awesome/scary. I did not really notice your eyes were that green previously, which really adds to the effect.

They're not. I need to get me more contacts now that you mention it.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:16 pm

slydon wrote:The lab coat reminds me of my first day as an undergrad lab assistant.
A previous wearer had obviously been bitten several times, and I began to consider oven mitts.

What kinda lab was it?
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ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.


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