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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Low-Tech » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:16 pm

I'm guessing it's been a while since anyone rode the motorcycle.... :lol:
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:40 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
slydon wrote:The lab coat reminds me of my first day as an undergrad lab assistant.
A previous wearer had obviously been bitten several times, and I began to consider oven mitts.

What kinda lab was it?

Maybe it was a ZOMBIE LAB.

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Postby Clueless » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:35 pm

Low-Tech wrote:I'm guessing it's been a while since anyone rode the motorcycle.... :lol:

This is an awesome way to start a new page, especially as I first thought this was the dream thread...
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:30 am

finally recovered from my halloween trip and can show you my costume :mrgreen:

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also, bink your makeup is totally AWESOME. i daresay it is also FAWESOME.

also also, katy's costume is equally FAWESOME
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Low-Tech » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:19 am

Fawsome? Is that some combination of fabulous and awesome?


Just askin'


I went as a tow truck driver this year, despite having the full costume AND truck, I didn't get a single compliment :(
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Nov 04, 2009 12:07 pm

fawesome = rickin'-frackin' + awesome
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Nov 04, 2009 1:27 pm

Haha nice costume SYG, where'd you find the hat?
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:36 pm

the hat was sitting in a discount bin amongst other beanies at the local electronics store known as fry's. it was only $5 so this may go down in history as the cheapest halloween costume i have ever had. :)
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Matthew » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:07 pm

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Having posted here wayy days ago, I never realised you guys are all rickin'-frackin' crazy weird. It's rickin'-frackin' awesome. Never change, spamusement.
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Postby chrismachine » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:21 am

wow, you're getting some hot action, good sir.
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Postby Matthew » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:46 am

that girl's poon was wiped on my friends face while he was asleep and not leaving the room. never cockblock the matthew.
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Postby Saltine » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:06 am

nooo
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Postby jvcc » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:48 am

I don't believe half of what he says.
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Postby IanC » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:09 pm

jvcc wrote:I don't believe half of what he says.

I'm with her.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Matthew » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:12 pm

actually that one is true. :-)
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Postby jvcc » Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:05 pm

Haha, the guy in the background's shirt says "fork the [something]".
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby James » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:02 pm

My hair was getting pretty long and awful:
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So I made it short and awful:
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As you can see, how I feel about my job has not changed much. And now, proof that I am sometimes around people and sometimes interact with them socially a little bit:
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Also, my posture is terrible. Computer user with poor posture. Huh.
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Postby fanelian » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:30 am

JAAAAAMES!!


You look different than you did before.


I approve the haircut.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:44 am

Hahaha. With hair you look like some cave-dwelling missing link. Without, you look like you belong in a female Scottish band. With beer, you look quite attractive.
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Postby loofah » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:53 am

The short hair looks nice.
Also, RAISE YOUR MONITOR, for crying out loud. It's pointed toward your abdomen.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:56 am

Your hair looks best in the last picture, where you're in some sort of...lounge?
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:01 am

James wrote:my posture is terrible. Computer user with poor posture. Huh.


loofah wrote:RAISE YOUR MONITOR, for crying out loud. It's pointed toward your abdomen.
ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:19 pm

The expression is the same in both, yet in the first you look depressed and in the second you look perturbed.
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Postby jvcc » Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:20 pm

The lighting is also better in the second picture. More yellowy and less grey.
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Postby Skimba » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:37 pm

James wrote:Image

You STOLE MATTHEW!
I see it it not just a coincidence you both started posting again around the same time.
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