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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:29 pm

but, how will we recognize you on the forums now?
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:11 pm

sum yun gai wrote:but, how will we recognize you on the forums now?


Well, I still have the hat...
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Skimba » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:12 pm

HI JUDAS!!!!! *waving at screen*
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:08 pm

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ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.


traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Skimba » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:59 am

HI SYG!!!! Pretty tower. :wink:
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:58 am

Wow, that looks just like Paris, Texas! Only without the giant metal cowboy hat on top of the tower. ;)

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:23 pm

Wait, I thought the Eiffel Tower got destroyed in G.I. Joe
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:27 pm

no, you're thinking of team america: world police...
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:35 am

I forgot how much this place made me laugh. Sure, I'll play nice.

This picture was taken after the wedding, during the reception. I have a bad habit about looking sweaty in every picture. Also, I look like I'm copping a feel here:
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This is the most recent picture of me. Ignore the date. I'm the only one who gives a fork about setting timestamps on cameras, but I never use them:
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I'm not very photogenic, and I have a terrible smile, so my pictures always look awkward.
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Postby jvcc » Sun Apr 10, 2011 3:58 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Also, I look like I'm copping a feel here

Well, you are married.

You have a beautiful wife and you both look very happy. :]
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:12 am

We had a pretty simple wedding. She's Catholic but spared me the Catholic marriage traditions as she knows religion makes me uncomfortable. As a result, our wedding was informal, brief and a hell of a lot of fun. A friend I've known online since 2003 came down, and I met him for the first time ever at the wedding itself. In retrospect, we did really decidedly unpleasant on the planning aspect, but we both agree that it was great and wouldn't change a thing.
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Postby Skimba » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:43 am

Well howdy there Chrow & wife. You look like you've grown into a man, as opposed to a woman, I guess. I know what I'm trying to say, but it's coming off as negative when I'm not trying for that. Well, poo. You know what I mean. Right? Right.
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:51 am

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The Rock And Roll Rumble is a thing that is a pretty big deal locally and is going on in the club I intern at. They had a "photobooth" there all through the first week and I eventually gave in to the temptation to use it. Originally I had sort of wanted to either drag someone else in with me, wear some sort of fake medal so that someone who didn't know any better might see the picture and think I had somehow won the rumble, or both. Also, I don't know why I went with the hand on the hip so much.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:50 am

Skimba wrote:Well howdy there Chrow & wife. You look like you've grown into a man, as opposed to a woman, I guess. I know what I'm trying to say, but it's coming off as negative when I'm not trying for that. Well, poo. You know what I mean. Right? Right.

LOL this is how I talk in my daily life, and why the few friends I have are really strange.

Quetz you look like a cool dude! Hand on hip was not noticed until you pointed it out :D
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Postby Saltine » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:53 am

May you have many years of appearing to grab your wife's boob in photographs. Congrabulations!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:21 pm

It's me at Video Games Live a few days ago!

Moar:
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I ran into another minecraft fan:
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Promotional material for my uni; that's me in the middle gazing at a nice brain background:
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You can't tell but that's me in the background pretending to immunoassay some saliva:
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:05 pm

Love your costume, but had you truly been in character you would have exploded upon meeting the Minecraft dude.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:34 pm

jvcc wrote:Love your costume, but had you truly been in character you would have exploded upon meeting the Minecraft dude.

It was my day off ;)
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:31 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:that's me in the background pretending to immunoassay some saliva


oh, so *that's* what the kids are calling it these days....
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Postby jvcc » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:14 pm

I will say that I couldn't help but notice that there appear to be no men at your university.
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Postby chrismachine » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:37 pm

It's not that... science is for girls.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:51 am

What I especially like about the Minecraft guy is that he's holding some object in his hand that's so obscene that it's been censored via pixellation so as to save all of our souls.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:13 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:Promotional material for my uni; that's me in the middle gazing at a nice brain ...

And they wouldn't let you dress up as a zombie? That would've made the picture even more awesome!! :n/

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:08 pm

jvcc wrote:I will say that I couldn't help but notice that there appear to be no men at your university.

Haha! I didn't notice until now, but yes in my lab we are all girls! Some male students will join us in the fall though.

chrismachine wrote:It's not that... science is for girls.

That too.

MysticalDescent wrote:What I especially like about the Minecraft guy is that he's holding some object in his hand that's so obscene that it's been censored via pixellation so as to save all of our souls.

Haha yes, that's his "pickaxe" *wink wink*
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:50 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
jvcc wrote:I will say that I couldn't help but notice that there appear to be no men at your university.

Haha! I didn't notice until now, but yes in my lab we are all girls! Some male students will join us in the fall though.

To help facilitate your groundbreaking cootie research?
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