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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Skimba » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:19 pm

HI Ponder! *waves"
Something about that picture impells me to want to sit and drink multiple beers with you even more than usual.
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Postby Low-Tech » Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:19 pm

Someone made the mistake the other day of (sarcastically) telling me "I'd pay to see you on TV"

Well, challenge accepted

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And don't try and change the channel, I'm on all of them

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Postby chrismachine » Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:21 pm

Must feel good to wear that hat with PRIDE :)
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Postby Low-Tech » Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:15 pm

Yeah, innit?

This might be the year, and by that, I mean if they collapse down the stretch again and finish below .500, I am going to take a hostage
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:24 pm

Ah, visual wordplay. I approve.
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:35 pm

Mwah ha ha! That's awesome, LT.

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Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:11 pm

That's some nice punning, right there.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Sat Oct 26, 2013 3:35 am

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Early Halloween shenanigans!
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Postby PonderThis » Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:46 pm

Shennanigizations?!?! Oh nooooooo :o

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby mulpis » Sun Oct 27, 2013 4:05 pm

This weekend, I chose Hocus Pocus for family movie night. My kids really, really liked it, but they did have a few kind of funny questions, like "Why are they stealing that kid's shoes?" To which my only answer was, "It was the '90s." Then the following conversation occurred with my six year old:

Her: So this was made, like, in the olden days. You probably weren't even born yet.
Me: No, I was. I was in high school.
Her: (long pause) Wow, you're really old then.

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Postby PonderThis » Mon Oct 28, 2013 7:16 am

Yup you're really old.



(I graduated from HS in the eighties. I think I'm the old man of the forum.)

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Mon Oct 28, 2013 8:04 am

mulpis wrote:This weekend, I chose Hocus Pocus for family movie night. My kids really, really liked it, but they did have a few kind of funny questions,


I think the main question I had after watching it as a slightly older kid was, "Why is everyone in this movie obsessed with virginity?"
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Skimba » Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:54 pm

jvcc wrote:
mulpis wrote:This weekend, I chose Hocus Pocus for family movie night. My kids really, really liked it, but they did have a few kind of funny questions,


I think the main question I had after watching it as a slightly older kid was, "Why is everyone in this movie obsessed with virginity?"


And I think Mulpis' answer is still valid there.

Ponder wrote:(I graduated from HS in the eighties. I think I'm the old man of the forum.)

I just eeked by that ... I'm also not a man. I'm older than y'all think! MWahahahahaha...except SYG, I'm pretty sure he knows how old I am.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Null » Wed Oct 30, 2013 12:05 am

[Low-pitched chuckle]

You are all mere children. Children.

[laughs maniacally]

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:53 am

Guys, look, I got a cuttlefish for my birthday! They are my favorite cephalopod.

It seems to be attacking my hair. I'm sure that's fine.
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OH MY GOD, IT'S TURNED HOSTILE!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby EsBe » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:17 pm

Please explain to me how cuttlefish are superior to octopi. Aside from their obvious cuttling.

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Postby MysticalDescent » Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:17 pm

I've never seen anyone look so indifferent while being attacked by a cuttlefish.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:09 am

EsBe wrote:Please explain to me how cuttlefish are superior to octopi. Aside from their obvious cuttling.


I can only explain why cuttlefish are superior to octopus in my eyes, not why anyone else should agree. Although, as the video Chrism linked illustrates, they have a lot going for them.

MysticalDescent wrote:I've never seen anyone look so indifferent while being attacked by a cuttlefish.


I hadn't expected it to attack, you see.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:18 am

I like to think that your clock is on GMT, and you just recalculate for local time.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Dusk » Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:25 am

I, for one, welcome our new cuttlefish overlords.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:44 am

EvilJekyll wrote:I like to think that your clock is on GMT, and you just recalculate for local time.

That clock doesn't actually work.

Dusk wrote:I, for one, welcome our new cuttlefish overlords.

I was going to make a joke about how the cuttlefish, having killed me, had begun masquerading as me using its shapeshifting abilities. My attempts to gather more information about cuttlefish shapeshifting abilities, however, led me to discover some gay cuttlefish shapeshifter erotica instead.

Now I'm deeply unhappy.
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby Skimba » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:09 pm

jvcc wrote:I can only explain why cuttlefish are superior to octopus in my eyes, not why anyone else should agree.


Years+ ago, one of my brothers and I read a story about Cuttlefish in a Sci-Fi magazine. We have been in love with the cuttlefish since. Not my favorite-favorite animal/vegetable/mineral, but definitely our favorite cephalopod. And that article, and research I did on them afterwards, is the reason why they are MY favorite.
I have been searching for that article for a few years now...whenever it pops into my head and I have yet to find it. I guess it would be easier if I could remember which Mag it was.

Anyway....ARGH cuttlefish for birthday is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: SHOW YOURSELF!

Postby jvcc » Tue Dec 03, 2013 8:32 pm

Skimba wrote:
jvcc wrote:I can only explain why cuttlefish are superior to octopus in my eyes, not why anyone else should agree.


Years+ ago, one of my brothers and I read a story about Cuttlefish in a Sci-Fi magazine. We have been in love with the cuttlefish since. Not my favorite-favorite animal/vegetable/mineral, but definitely our favorite cephalopod. And that article, and research I did on them afterwards, is the reason why they are MY favorite.
I have been searching for that article for a few years now...whenever it pops into my head and I have yet to find it. I guess it would be easier if I could remember which Mag it was.

Anyway....ARGH cuttlefish for birthday is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!


You understand! :D I want to find this article, too, now that I know it exists.
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