I laugh at stupid sh*t.

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Postby Mimiheart » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:10 am

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Postby WTF Is Juice? » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:33 pm

So I was chuckling at the other ones, then I read the one ZP just posted, and laughed pretty heartily. I am SUCH a bad person, but in my defense, if I die, I'm gonna make it a rule that people are making jokes about it DURING my funeral, just so everyone knows it's okay. I also need to die in a hilarious way...
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Postby Saltine » Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:55 pm

WTF Is Juice? wrote:I also need to die in a hilarious way...
Waaait, did I say "hilarious"? I meant "record-breakingly atrocious".
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Postby WTF Is Juice? » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:22 pm

Like if I built up so much friction during sex, that my penis just bursts into flames, which eventually consume my entire body, then I fall out of a window and into a pile of manure, and the fire is put out by an army of dogs peeing on me. The important thing is that it's plausible.
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Re: I laugh at stupid sh*t.

Postby maxthedork » Tue May 08, 2007 3:24 pm

Mimiheart wrote:Image

I don't know which is worse, that you found this amusing (which, of course, it IS), or that I felt a tickle knowing that the top thread in the set was one I posted.

Did you see that? Out of the corner of your eye? That was my 15 minutes.
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Postby Mimiheart » Mon May 14, 2007 11:27 pm

The children had backless stool
f*ck pleeeease!
Stop getting off before she does
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue May 29, 2007 9:32 am

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Yeah, geez, it's everywhere you go now!
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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue May 29, 2007 2:06 pm

That's the best one in this thread so far.
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Postby kupo » Tue May 29, 2007 2:12 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:Image

Yeah, geez, it's everywhere you go now!


lol wonderful.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed May 30, 2007 8:23 am

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Postby Gelatine Cow » Wed May 30, 2007 8:44 am

Lol, ZP is good at this. :D
And that's terrible.
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Postby Mimiheart » Wed May 30, 2007 9:21 am

:D :D
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Postby kupo » Wed May 30, 2007 2:46 pm

Gelatine Cow wrote:Lol, ZP is good at this. :D


lolol yes
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:21 am

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Postby Mimiheart » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:06 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby maychorian » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:12 am

Hehehe! Those are great!
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Postby traubster » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:32 am

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Postby James » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:28 am

Hahahaha, I like that last one.
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Postby fanelian » Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:43 am

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Postby Hazzardwolf » Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:58 pm

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It's a start, anyway.
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Postby Mimiheart » Wed Dec 12, 2007 12:35 pm

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Postby jvcc » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:35 pm

I went back in time and found a bunch of these (the degree of funny varies).

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