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Postby Nik » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:36 pm

Film Theory Midterm, you can kiss my ass. I'm doing great in my other classes, and for the first time in college I feel really smart. God dammit, why did it take me until my senior year at college to feel smart? Just in time to go into the real world and feel useless in whatever entry level job I get.

Oh well fork you. I got a 90 on my editing project and nobody can stop me from feeling good.
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Postby sum yun gai » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:08 pm

jvcc wrote:College students do not know how to use hallways or sidewalks or stairs! They walk on the right side, on the left and in the middle for good measure. They also like to congregate in small hallways so that the flow of foot-traffic is greatly slowed because only on person can get by at a time. All students should be forced to attend a walking seminar before classes start.


at the school i went to, they didn't know how to open their own doors either :roll: there was a land bridge going over the main road through campus so that people can get from one side to the other without getting hit by cars. this led to FOUR doors to get into the student union. all the kids would stand in a big line, waiting to get through one single door because i guess it's too much trouble to open a door for yourself? :| :|
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Postby CheapAlert » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:21 pm

meh

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:47 pm

MAPLE STORY IS WAY TOO ADDICTING.
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Postby Hazzardwolf » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:37 am

NSFW PORN RANT:
I just got back from watching some porn, and it made me sad. If people are watching porn to figure out how sex works, they must be really terrible in bed. The stuff they do in porn is so fake, and so worthless. They're obviously faking it, because there's no way most of that actually feels good. Particularly if men are trying to figure out how to perform oral on women... what they do in porn may look good on camera, but it wouldn't achieve anything in real life.

Even with that said, I am still way too aroused to sleep.
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Postby Skimba » Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:58 am

Hazzardwolf wrote:NSFW PORN RANT:
I just got back from watching some porn, and it made me sad. If people are watching porn to figure out how sex works, they must be really terrible in bed. The stuff they do in porn is so fake, and so worthless. They're obviously faking it, because there's no way most of that actually feels good. Particularly if men are trying to figure out how to perform oral on women... what they do in porn may look good on camera, but it wouldn't achieve anything in real life.

Even with that said, I am still way too aroused to sleep.


Yea, in real life there's elbows in uncomfortable places and the overhanging possibility of "LEG CRAMP!", among other reality based foibles. I am not complaining, it's still one of my favorite things.
But I still like porn anyway. shhhh
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Postby Domarius » Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:12 am

Hazzardwolf wrote:NSFW PORN RANT:
I just got back from watching some porn, and it made me sad. If people are watching porn to figure out how sex works, they must be really terrible in bed. The stuff they do in porn is so fake, and so worthless. They're obviously faking it, because there's no way most of that actually feels good. Particularly if men are trying to figure out how to perform oral on women... what they do in porn may look good on camera, but it wouldn't achieve anything in real life.

Even with that said, I am still way too aroused to sleep.


So what's the deal with the "porn" everyone seems to know and the kind of stuff I see on the net? I don't think I've ever seen a "real porn movie" the way everyone describes it, you know, with the intentionally lame story lines "I have come to clean ze pool!", fake this, fake that... I don't know how anyone could get aroused by watching anything that wasn't at least semi-real for the people involved. Am I weird or something? Seriously?

Or maybe girls that watch porn prefer the stereotypical porn over the kind of stuff you see on the net?

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Postby jvcc » Tue Oct 16, 2007 12:32 pm

Domarius wrote:Am I weird or something? Seriously?


I actually consider that very normal and healthy.[/quote]
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Postby Skimba » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:49 pm

jvcc wrote:
Domarius wrote:Am I weird or something? Seriously?


I actually consider that very normal and healthy.


Shutting my mouth right now! Yuppers! Not another peep out of me.


I think this only makes sense to me, so fork it.
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Postby kzager » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:36 pm

Thundercats HOOO!
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Postby Nik » Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:41 pm

I FINISHED THAT dang MIDTERM AND NOW MY RIGHT HAND REALLY HURTS FROM ALL THAT WRITING.
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Postby sum yun gai » Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:57 pm

Nik wrote:I FINISHED THAT dang MIDTERM AND NOW MY RIGHT HAND REALLY HURTS FROM ALL THAT WRITING.


i don't know, with all the pr0n talk going around, i'm having a hard time believing in this "writing" you speak of...
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Postby DarthCat » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:15 am

sum yun gai wrote:
Nik wrote:I FINISHED THAT dang MIDTERM AND NOW MY RIGHT HAND REALLY HURTS FROM ALL THAT WRITING.


i don't know, with all the pr0n talk going around, i'm having a hard time believing in this "writing" you speak of...
Is that what they're calling nowadays, eh? Guess I'll go take care of some midterms...

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Postby Hazzardwolf » Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:53 am

Domarius wrote:
So what's the deal with the "porn" everyone seems to know and the kind of stuff I see on the net? I don't think I've ever seen a "real porn movie" the way everyone describes it, you know, with the intentionally lame story lines "I have come to clean ze pool!"


I think porn movies with plots died out in the 80's. What I was watching was just a bunch of scenes of people having sex on towels. We knew it was going to be bad before we put it in the player.
I'm not sure what kind of stuff you see on the net, but if it's from a professional porn site it's probably just as fake. The only videos anywhere near real are the "guy jacking off on his webcam" type stuff on xtube. Personally I prefer still images, and most of the porn I have saved is drawings.
I've yet to see a porn dvd that wasn't bad. They seem to range from amusing at best to depressing at worst, but they all fall way short of sexy. Someday I'd like to see one of those old ones like "Deep Throat" that actually had a plot of some sort. It seems somehow classier than just random people going at it awkwardly.
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Postby Saltine » Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:35 am

Okay, I thought we didn't have to do this anymore, but Y'ALL COULDN'T JUST LET IT ALONE:

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Domarius wrote:
So what's the deal with the "porn" everyone seems to know and the kind of stuff I see on the net? I don't think I've ever seen a "real porn movie" the way everyone describes it, you know, with the intentionally lame story lines "I have come to clean ze pool!"


I think porn movies with plots died out in the 80's. What I was watching was just a bunch of scenes of people having sex on towels. We knew it was going to be bad before we put it in the player.
I'm not sure what kind of stuff you see on the net, but if it's from a professional porn site it's probably just as fake. The only videos anywhere near real are the "guy jacking off on his webcam" type stuff on xtube. Personally I prefer still images, and most of the porn I have saved is drawings.
I've yet to see a porn dvd that wasn't bad. They seem to range from amusing at best to depressing at worst, but they all fall way short of sexy. Someday I'd like to see one of those old ones like "Deep Throat" that actually had a plot of some sort. It seems somehow classier than just random people going at it awkwardly.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:23 am

The Monty 'Python' Vikings, If You Know What I Mean wrote:Porn, porn, porn, porn,
Porn, porn, porn, porn,
Lovely porn wonderful porn!


Quick, somebody go register pornmusement.com!

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Postby Mimiheart » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:51 am

Three children. Free to good home. Please... get them.
Made ya look.

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Postby Skimba » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:56 am

Mimiheart wrote:Three children. Free to good home. Please... get them.


I have a lot of sharp objects and a large snake they can come play with.
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Postby Mimiheart » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:08 am

Skimba wrote:
Mimiheart wrote:Three children. Free to good home. Please... get them.


I have a lot of sharp objects and a large snake they can come play with.
Works for me.
Made ya look.

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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:11 am

Skimba wrote:
Mimiheart wrote:Three children. Free to good home. Please... get them.


I have a lot of sharp objects and a large snake they can come play with.


"In hindsight, i should've expected those sexual abuse charges", Tom said ... erm... with a belgian accent..
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Postby Domarius » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:17 am

Saltine wrote:Okay, I thought we didn't have to do this anymore, but Y'ALL COULDN'T JUST LET IT ALONE:
I think Saltine missed the point of the small font - it's the respecting other's sensitivities part (the reason HazardWolf opened up with NSFW).

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Postby katzenkoenig » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:47 am

well, this is the internet. and spamusement.
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Postby Domarius » Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:55 am

I suppose you're right.
PORN WARNING.

jvcc wrote:
Domarius wrote:Am I weird or something? Seriously?


I actually consider that very normal and healthy.

Yay! :D

Hazzardwolf wrote:I'm not sure what kind of stuff you see on the net, but if it's from a professional porn site it's probably just as fake.

Aww! :(

The only videos anywhere near real are the "guy jacking off on his webcam" type stuff on xtube.

Yeah well, I guess the stuff I enjoy most is what couples uploaded of themselves - you can tell they really are enjoying themselves. If you search for "skinvideo" you'll see what I mean (probably not good to link directly to porn site). Some can be found there.

And that's the confusion I have. Of the people who actually know what I look at (not many - just 2 girls) they thought it was wierd. Their reasons are basically - with a porn movie, you know what you're getting. I get the impression they think the real stuff is more perverted somehow. But I like sex, and I just think I'm going to end up watching the things that remind me most of it.

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Postby Domarius » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:00 pm

Skimba wrote:
jvcc wrote:
Domarius wrote:Am I weird or something? Seriously?


I actually consider that very normal and healthy.


Shutting my mouth right now! Yuppers! Not another peep out of me.


I think this only makes sense to me, so fork it.

Are you referring to the fact that you made your own porn movie?

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Postby Saltine » Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:59 pm

Domarius wrote:I think Saltine missed the point of the small font - it's the respecting others' sensitivities part (the reason HazardWolf opened up with NSFW).
RESPECT MY SENSITIVITY TO TINY TEXT, YOU BOOR!
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