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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:24 pm

chrismachine wrote:Based on the bit of his personality I got from the snippet of conversation that was posted here, I'd say it's not an issue of tact so much as it is him being an incredibly literal and cerebral person. He seems not to put a lot of thought into how he's going to say something from an interpersonal standpoint, but just tries making sure he's saying it in a way that conveys exactly how he sees it. I think there's a lot to respect about that, and I can imagine it's one of the things JVCC likes about him because you can count on his honesty and on feeling like you really know him for who he is.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby chrismachine » Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:27 pm

I'm not always that perceptive, but there are some parts of peoples' personality that just stick out to me. I know a few people like that. Incidentally they are good people.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:24 am

Well I'm heading out on the road tomorrow and naturally the weather says we're in for rain. All across the god durned state.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:34 pm

This morning my boss called me with "I'm in your report, making changes and doing stuff even though you are not done with it" information.

I was talking to a co-worker about this and said "It's like sticking fingers into a pie before it's cooked. And no one wants finger-pie. Well, except zombies and cannibals!"

Without missing a beat, he says to me "Which one are you?"

I enjoyed this. I'm also thankful for the fact he did not make any reference to "finger pie".
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Null » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:49 pm

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Nik » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:00 am

I just told off a 14-year old in the chat room on Kongregate.

In the room, he (?) asks:
ahley: is der any girls here
NovemberLeTango: no, there are no girls on the internet

This one seems to be smarter than the other ones, who usually don't think to check my profile stating I am, in fact, female. So he (?) decides to PM me in chat.

ahley: hello ur a girl fancy a pryvat chat (reply)

To ahley: absolutely not

ahley: y not (reply)

To ahley: well, first of all, that's not what I'm on Kongregate for. Second of all, look at the ages posted on profiles before you attempt to "private chat" with people you meet on the internet.


It made me feel all warm, fuzzy and violent inside :D
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:43 pm

Wooooooo San Diego wooooo!

I am tired as fork. And the so-called high-speed internet at this hotel sucks.



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:D

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Nik » Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:09 pm

I'm in kind of a man-hating mood. I hate the fact that either it is so hard to communicate with them, or hard for THEM to communicate with us. I want to give up, ugh!
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby slydon » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:47 am

seems quiet in here lately



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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Saltine » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:49 am

Nik wrote:I'm in kind of a man-hating mood. I hate the fact that either it is so hard to communicate with them, or hard for THEM to communicate with us. I want to give up, ugh!
Hey, that's just blagrant speviousness with regress to the maliform sectrum of the pondulace. Maychance.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:50 am

Saltine, you type like a man who is melting.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:52 am

EVERYONE TO SALTINE'S HOUSE QUICK


BRING SNOW

I am bored at work.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:09 am

I'm on medication.
I could not fall asleep for hours last night.
I had about 3 total, so not too bad.
I do not have a peircing headache (yet) today.
If I get one, I'm going home.
Thanks for making me feel worse in different ways medication!
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:00 pm

Nik wrote:I'm in kind of a man-hating mood. I hate the fact that either it is so hard to communicate with them, or hard for THEM to communicate with us. I want to give up, ugh!

Answer - become a lesbian.




I hardly got any sleep last night. *yawn*
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:01 pm

Funny, nobody got any sleep last night. I woke up at 7:45 and rolled over. A little later, I was in the same position and under the impression I'd failed to sleep at all, it didn't seem to be much more than half an hour later and I remembered it all vividly. Problem: It was actually 10:40*.

*Yeah, I'm a student and I don't start for a fortnight.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby catastrophile » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:04 pm

Nik wrote:I'm in kind of a man-hating mood. I hate the fact that either it is so hard to communicate with them, or hard for THEM to communicate with us. I want to give up, ugh!

There's a formula explaining the relationship of size/proximity/visibility of boobs to declining mental function in men. I'm sure Saltine can explain it once the boobs wear off.

And I slept just fine, thank you.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby fanelian » Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:18 pm

I'm afraid I've got a cold :( and I'm traveling on thursday, and I've really been looking forward to a fun weekend of swimming, touristing and drinking with the girls - not to mention the concert on Friday.

My fun is in peril due to a god dang virus :x

..aaand I thought this was the Whine and complain thread.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby chrismachine » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:20 pm

found this at peopleofwalmart.com under the hate section:

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Hello. I’m English, from England, where deep class divisions linger on unnoticed, like Chlamydia. But I must say, this blog seems to be about taking photos of the poor and then mocking them. That doesn’t strike me as very enlightened. But this is the internet, so knock yourself out, I just thought I’d say it how I see it, as you yanks might put it.


If it wasn't for "I'm English, from England" I'd have to say this could be our James. plus he would likely laugh at that site.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:35 pm

chrismachine wrote: I just thought I’d say it how I see it, as you yanks might put it.

Is that how us yanks put it? I occasionally call 'em like I see 'em, but this phrase is foreign to me.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:59 am

MysticalDescent wrote:Funny, nobody got any sleep last night. I woke up at 7:45 and rolled over. A little later, I was in the same position and under the impression I'd failed to sleep at all, it didn't seem to be much more than half an hour later and I remembered it all vividly. Problem: It was actually 10:40*.

*Yeah, I'm a student and I don't start for a fortnight.

NO SLEEP HERE ALSO! My excuse? I played Super Mario RPG all night, until about 8 am, then off to the uni for some errands hurrah! And later I ate 3 suppers in a row. ISN'T THIS HOW ALL STUDENTS FUNCTION?
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Saltine » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:06 am

I couldn't really sleep either. I kept being awakened to what sounded like a voice in my dream. I couldn't make out much other than "wasn't cancer" and "murder". After an hour of tossing and turning I heard something like "final go bug whoopie" and then it stopped. Weird.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:36 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:
MysticalDescent wrote:Funny, nobody got any sleep last night. I woke up at 7:45 and rolled over. A little later, I was in the same position and under the impression I'd failed to sleep at all, it didn't seem to be much more than half an hour later and I remembered it all vividly. Problem: It was actually 10:40*.

*Yeah, I'm a student and I don't start for a fortnight.

NO SLEEP HERE ALSO! My excuse? I played Super Mario RPG all night, until about 8 am, then off to the uni for some errands hurrah! And later I ate 3 suppers in a row. ISN'T THIS HOW ALL STUDENTS FUNCTION?

I've been going to bed around 11:00 pm and waking up at 8:00 or 9:00 am every day, except weekends. I also keep missing supper because I hate going to the cafeteria when it's crowded.

It sounds like Saltine is going crazy.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby slydon » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:38 am

Saltine wrote:I couldn't really sleep either. I kept being awakened to what sounded like a voice in my dream. I couldn't make out much other than "wasn't cancer" and "murder". After an hour of tossing and turning I heard something like "final go bug whoopie" and then it stopped. Weird.
That was me. I'm sorry, I thought it was funny at the time, whispering "murder" in a sleeping person's ear. It usually gives them the fits.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Saltine » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:58 pm

I don't think so, unless you can do that good of a rendition of Unchained Melody.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby slydon » Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:17 pm

Saltine wrote:I don't think so, unless you can do that good of a rendition of Unchained Melody.
No, but I wish I had a copy of those Pascal-based songs I did from tech 10,000 years ago. The version of UM was bad enough to raise the dead, but I was able to eek two nearly simultaneous tones to make a passable Peter Gunn theme IMHO.

Those shadow demons "Blaaaaaggghhhhhhhh blaAAAAAAAAAAgghhh!!! OwaaAAAAAAAAAAggh!" from Ghost were so dang funny.


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