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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Saltine » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:35 pm

noice!

GO BINK GO

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Postby chrismachine » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:41 pm

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:55 pm

My mom fell and broke an arm last night. Now I'm worried. Well I'm headed down to Huntsville in about 36 hours anyway so I'll just see her then. Still I can't help but worry as she's 70 years old. Geez now I'm feeling old too.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Null » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:21 pm

I hope she's okay, Ponder, and recovers nicely.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 12:59 am

Null wrote:I hope she's okay, Ponder, and recovers nicely.

What Null said. Falls are terrible, particularly for an older population.

In other news, you may now call me Master Binkatron :D
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:02 am

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Null » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:06 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:In other news, you may now call me Master Binkatron :D

Why, you darned completely awesome BIATCH!!!.

Just kidding. Congratulations!

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:14 am

Congratulations, Bink.

I don't know how many BMWs there are in other countries, but it is possible that members of this forum have not had the experience of having to slalom around the abandoned BMWs that have ceased to be able to move in a forwards direction because of a dusting of snow. Everywhere you look there are BMWs spinning around in circles or just dumped in the middle of the road. Hell, somebody left a BMW dumped sideways across the junction at the end of my road this morning.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:35 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:In other news, you may now call me Master Binkatron :D


Oooh, you're a Jedi now? :D



(Seriously, though, congratulations! :) )
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:57 am

MysticalDescent wrote:I don't know how many BMWs there are in other countries, but it is possible that members of this forum have not had the experience of having to slalom around the abandoned BMWs that have ceased to be able to move in a forwards direction because of a dusting of snow. Everywhere you look there are BMWs spinning around in circles or just dumped in the middle of the road. Hell, somebody left a BMW dumped sideways across the junction at the end of my road this morning.


They sound useless.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:42 am

Null wrote:I hope she's okay, Ponder, and recovers nicely.

Binkatron5000 wrote:What Null said. Falls are terrible, particularly for an older population.

Thanks guys I really appreciate it. You all are great.

Binkatron5000 wrote:In other news, you may now call me Master Binkatron :D

Ha ha! Told ya so!!! :)

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:34 am

Good luck with the mother thing Ponder, Bink I am apparently too late to wish you good luck but good luck in your next undertaking. And congarburations and such.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:01 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
Null wrote:I hope she's okay, Ponder, and recovers nicely.

What Null said. Falls are terrible, particularly for an older population.

In other news, you may now call me Master Binkatron :D

Yes master.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Saltine » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:11 pm

Ponder: owtch good luck!

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:23 pm

I hereby transfer Bink's good luck to Ponder and his mother. Swift recovery, commence!

And congratulations to the robot. Master of . . . psychology?
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:12 pm

I think she's in neuroscience, but I could be wrong.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:03 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:you may now call me Master Binkatron :D


...but only when you're wearing your 6 inch heels and have your whip out?


also, to ponder: hope your mother recovers quite nicely.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:06 am

sum yun gai wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:you may now call me Master Binkatron :D


...but only when you're wearing your 6 inch heels and have your whip out?


SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SLUT :twisted:


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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:37 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Good luck with the mother thing Ponder, Bink I am apparently too late to wish you good luck but good luck in your next undertaking. And congarburations and such.

Yes, this.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby loofah » Sun Dec 26, 2010 2:21 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:In other news, you may now call me Master Binkatron :D

Woo! Congratulations!
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby badplantmommy » Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:41 am

Congrats, Bink!

Keeping Ponder's mom in my thoughts. I hope her arm heals up quickly.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby badplantmommy » Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:43 am

I had never giving the wiping position much thought. I think I stand, mostly. Not sure I can explain why, at least not without it being TMI. :)
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:45 pm

Thanks everyone. My brain doesn't know what to do with itself now that it can't guilt me into feeling bad for not working on getting school stuff done :P

Good thing it's Christmas time! Hustle and bustle.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:36 pm

I'm always with you. [/creepy voice]
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:37 am

Is anyone here knowledgeable about bugs? Generally in my bathroom and occasionally in my kitchen I find tiny (maybe a quarter inch?), dark (black or brown), oval-shaped bugs on the walls of my apartment at school. Usually just one at a time. They don't really move or get out of the way, even when I go to kill them. I can't even see their legs. They don't have any antennae or distinguishing features.

I wasn't worried about them, but last night I had a dream that their was a cockroach in my apartment and now I feel the need to identify them.
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