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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Tue May 24, 2011 11:22 pm

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and what else??? *impatiently taps foot* that's right, nothing! :twisted:

Galena's probably our most scenic city. Also, some historic stuff, like Grant and Lincoln's homes. AND the city where barbed wire was created (the place of my birth), which features a barbed wire museum and playground titled "Adventures in Barbland".
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Wed May 25, 2011 6:52 am

jvcc wrote:AND the city where barbed wire was created (the place of my birth), which features a barbed wire museum and playground titled "Adventures in Barbland".


Brilliant. We have Diggerland, which by the amount I've heard of it must be doing pretty well. It's a digger-themed, uh, theme, uh, park. Or something. I suspect it's actually just a row of diggers that they let kids ride in. I don't know. But it's not as deadly-sounding as the barbed-wire themed playground.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Wed May 25, 2011 4:41 pm

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jvcc wrote:AND the city where barbed wire was created (the place of my birth), which features a barbed wire museum and playground titled "Adventures in Barbland".


the barbed-wire themed playground.

SOUNDS AWESOME!
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Null » Wed May 25, 2011 11:04 pm

Break-up is official now. So I'm totally up for the telepic.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Thu May 26, 2011 9:53 am

Sorry to hear that Null. And happy to hear that, Null!
BLURT - I've not been feeling well in weird/embarrassing ways recently and this morning was one of those, but I took 2 days off from work last week and I felt obligated to come in today even though I will be rushing out of the office all day. I need to be at home and not here.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu May 26, 2011 1:09 pm

Hugsies to Null and Skimbers
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Thu May 26, 2011 2:37 pm

Yeah, sorry, guys. :(
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby fanelian » Thu May 26, 2011 6:15 pm

So... Sexsmith is an actual last name, huh? Interesting.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby badplantmommy » Sun May 29, 2011 12:53 am

As a matter of fact, I DO have a university diploma. :)

But it's in English, which is why I'm not rich, LOL.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Sun May 29, 2011 1:29 am

badplantmommy wrote:As a matter of fact, I DO have a university diploma. :)

But it's in English, which is why I'm not rich, LOL.

Hey, mine too!
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Postby chrismachine » Sun May 29, 2011 8:54 pm

Mine as well!

... and it allows me to teach French.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sun May 29, 2011 9:24 pm

As for me, my diploma's in Chinese.

...I wish. :?




Ha! Bet you thought I failed my reading comprehension check and made the same joke as chrismachine, right? :P

...Well I almost did :oops:

...I need to stop rambling.

...Although this is the Blurt Thread...

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby fanelian » Mon May 30, 2011 1:17 pm

I had the good fortune of chosing an area of study which is both easy (College level, anyway) and broad enough to let me chose among many different paths. Business FTW.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Tue May 31, 2011 12:25 pm

Long weekends are nice....until you get back to work on Tuesday and realize what everyone thought was working smoothly, was not. And it's now a rickin'-frackin' train wreck. And you are the newly appointed conductor. :roll:
I at least got a free muffin. Happy Tuesday everyone!
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby fanelian » Tue May 31, 2011 1:19 pm

This job is an effing rollercoaster. Started without real work to be done, then had some then had a lot of issues, all suppliers were driving us to doom, then all worked out had a couple of nice weeks, had a couple of boring weeks and now we're doomed again. FUN, except not really.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Tue May 31, 2011 5:15 pm

Your Suppliers and my Client should go bowling. Maybe they'll spontaneously explode each other.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Tue May 31, 2011 10:17 pm

let me join the rest of the civilized world and say: fork the miami heat! go mavs!
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:54 am

I did not know where else to put this, so it goes here.
From my search for my post in the Whine & Complain thread - I did find this gem. Slightly NSFW.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:37 pm

Subtle.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:04 pm

My mums seriously ill in hospital with leukaemia. Its pretty advanced too, from what I can gather :(
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:49 pm

poopcakes, I'm sorry. All the best to you and her and all else involved. I'm sure you know there are plenty of sympathetic ears here if you want to talk about it.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Thu Jun 02, 2011 4:09 pm

Seconded. I'm so sorry, Ian. My mom's been sick, too, for the past few years (though not so serious) and I know it sucks.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:54 pm

I'm also sorry to hear that. I wish you, and all others involved, good luck in dealing with these things.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Saltine » Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:09 am

Holy crap... sorry, Ian.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jun 03, 2011 10:51 am

That's terrible, Ian. I'll send some prayers and good thoughts your way ...


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