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Postby IanC » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:42 pm

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:49 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Let's all talk about our favourite animals. I like hippos because they are big and round.


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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Sun Jan 01, 2012 7:20 pm

MY FAVRITE ANIMAL IS THE BLUE WHALE BECAUSE IT'S BIG AND NOT ROUND AT ALL. Unless you look at it head-on I suppose. Then it would look vaguely roundish.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby loofah » Sun Jan 01, 2012 8:07 pm

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby fanelian » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:41 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Let's all talk about our favourite animals. I like hippos because they are big and round.


I thought Tapirs were your favorite! I feel so wronged!

Mine are dinosaurs, or dogs. I don't know anymore.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:52 pm

I hold tapirs in high esteem, but it's unfortunately undeniable that hippos are much heavier. That's the science of it, and science is never wrong.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jan 01, 2012 11:49 pm

Classic response: CATS. And narwhals. Do robots count?

Also, I just remembered a portion of my dream last night: I had a pet elephant and pet giraffe, both of whom I would fold up into a drawer kind of like a sweater.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Android Replica » Mon Jan 02, 2012 12:48 am

I like squids, myself. They're aquadynamic and have tentacles.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:23 am

I like black bears, penguins, cheetahs, otters, and owls. In that order.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:01 am

For me it's gibbons, and for my friend Neil it's giraffes. I also favour orangutans. There are other good ones, also. The advert campaign is annoying, but meerkats are still cool, for example.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:49 am

James wrote:For me it's gibbons, and for my friend Neil it's giraffes. I also favour orangutans. There are other good ones, also. The advert campaign is annoying, but meerkats are still cool, for example.

My friend and I spent an entire night watching all the gibbon videos on YouTube and we developed our own gibbon call. Transcribed, it is roughly, "Whooooooooop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop-oop." We weren't trying to copy you, we just like their long arms, agility and slightly mischievous nature. They're probably in my top ten.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:00 am

There is an interesting fact about gibbons' wrists that grants them unusual mobility. I've mentioned it here before
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:07 am

I've cheating by looking it up online, and it is that they have a ball and socket joint, which I do now remember you mentioning. Surely whatever handles agility in a creature's brain must be better developed in them than other primates because they can dart around children--or anything else, presumably--with the greatest of ease.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:50 am

jvcc wrote:... dart around children ...

SO VERY CUUUUUUUTE

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:22 am

Turtles.
Tortoises.
Cats.
Reptiles.
Dogs.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:50 pm



1:10: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

The problem with gibbons is that their arms are too long and it makes them as creepy as hell. Observe:

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby EsBe » Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:13 pm

ntw3001 wrote:


1:10: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

The problem with gibbons is that their arms are too long and it makes them as creepy as hell. Observe:

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:51 pm

I wish I'd got here sooner so I could have posted this.

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Wasn't that worthwhile?

Anyway, animals. Marmosets are the best. They have little tiny people hands.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:14 pm

ntw3001 wrote:The great thing about gibbons is that their arms are really long and it makes them as excellent as hell. Observe:

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:31 pm

I'm disappointed that I'm apparently the only one who really likes birds. :(
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:17 pm

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:38 pm

The funny thing, Ian, is that in the past I've thought that we had a lot of common ground because we're both bisexual and aren't very experienced in romantic relationships (I've only been in one "official" relationship, too) and other things that you complain about resonate with me, but your inexplicable antagonism towards me has made it impossible for me to point out these shared experiences or viewpoints.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:24 pm

You know what.? You're right. Sorry.

Like loofah said, I shouldn't lash out like this at you just because of this. So sorry to you for how I have acted toy you in the past, and to everyone else for how I have acted the last day or two.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:35 am

I don't particularly mind, but it's good of you to apologize.
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