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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:44 pm

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ntw3001 wrote:I was driven to read some old posts (James' sig thread, prompted by the memory of 'ooey gooey worms'), and oh old times. I recall this forum during my university days. It was my internet home, where I had to consciously avoid posting while drunk. So many people, such amusement. I had it as my home page and it took about half an hour every day to check the new posts. And the comics factory (and other comics-based sidelines) were at full capacity! Good times. Much missed.


I remember those days. I liked it here. Annoyingly, I was an idiotic teenager back then who pretty much just talked nonsense (admittedly the only difference now is that I'm an idiotic twenty-something), but I found the community to be the funniest and most entertaining on the internet. I sometimes look through the old telephone pictionaries, which were hilarious. Hell, I've just stopped writing this post and spent the last fifteen minutes looking through old pictionaries.


We could do a new pictionary. What number would we be on?
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:20 am

40 I should really update the wiki.
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Postby chrismachine » Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:18 pm

Oh man I would totally do that.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Sep 25, 2015 4:39 pm

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ntw3001 wrote:I was driven to read some old posts (James' sig thread, prompted by the memory of 'ooey gooey worms'), and oh old times. I recall this forum during my university days. It was my internet home, where I had to consciously avoid posting while drunk. So many people, such amusement. I had it as my home page and it took about half an hour every day to check the new posts. And the comics factory (and other comics-based sidelines) were at full capacity! Good times. Much missed.


I remember those days. I liked it here. Annoyingly, I was an idiotic teenager back then who pretty much just talked nonsense (admittedly the only difference now is that I'm an idiotic twenty-something), but I found the community to be the funniest and most entertaining on the internet. I sometimes look through the old telephone pictionaries, which were hilarious. Hell, I've just stopped writing this post and spent the last fifteen minutes looking through old pictionaries.


We could do a new pictionary. What number would we be on?


What a splendid idea.

EvilJekyll wrote:40 I should really update the wiki.


After writing that post the other day, I went through all of the old pictionaries on the wiki - somebody is still using it!
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Skimba » Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:39 pm

I also love this place then and still. Catass and I have been living together for 7 years, dating for over 8!! I would participate in a tele-pictionthingy.
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Postby IanC » Wed Sep 30, 2015 7:03 pm

Nothing to see here
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Postby sum yun gai » Thu Oct 01, 2015 10:21 am

IanC wrote:Nothing to see here


weird, because it sure looks like there is something see-able....
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Thu Oct 01, 2015 6:46 pm

Times were good. Now they're different. That appears to be how it goes.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:27 pm

There was something to see but I regretted posting it.

Anyway. Sunday buses suck don't they? I had to walk from one town to another and the bus didn't up so I had to walk to my house which is in yet another town.

I need to learn how to drive. Though the costs man, urgh.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:54 am

Yah, I'm not looking forward to being in Essex sans car when I get home. All the more reason to tool around Asia for a few weeks!

In international-bus-related news, I feel like British and Korean bus drivers should meet up and learn from one another. Each country's bus drivers have glaring gaps in their knowledge. For instance, the British drivers could teach the Koreans how to drive a rickin'-frackin' bus (did you know there's a non-emergency stop now? It's true! You can stop a bus without catapulting all the standing passengers to the front in a heap!). The Koreans could teach the British how to wait for passengers who are clearly trying to get on the bus (if someone is waving at you and running to the stop, don't close the doors and drive off). We can learn so much from other cultures.

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Mon Nov 02, 2015 6:29 pm

Funny customer on Saturday. He leant over the counter and whispered "do you have any condoms" like he trying to ask me for drugs or something. Then after I sold them to him, I happened to say "have a good evening!", then after a beat i went "well, guess you will be if your buying those" and we both laughed.

As for the shop lifter earlier that night.... objectionable person.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Tue Nov 03, 2015 3:56 pm

At least they happened in that order so the fun exchange could lift your sprits a bit!

Secretly, though, this is what he actually needed them for.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:27 pm

Still a good evening, though.

I had a good evening stealing a gravestone. I don't think it will be missed. It was for someone who lived from January to May 1920, plus it had fallen over and covered in dirt and all the letters are faded.

I'm gonna give to my friend for her birthday, 'cause she's really into graveyards.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby chrismachine » Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:08 am

wow. I mean you're right that it's not likely to be getting any visits, but that seems a bit odd.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Nov 04, 2015 12:34 am

Odd like a fox.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby James » Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:29 am

All I can find to say about that is that if I'd been there I would have told you not to do it. I guess I'm a spoilsport.
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Postby IanC » Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:19 am

That sounds like the set up for a horror film.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:16 pm

IanC wrote:That sounds like the set up for a horror film.

It was super spooky. I got up the nerve to do it after a glass of wine, and I had to walk through the woods behind my apartment in the middle of the night with just my phone as a flashlight.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby Null » Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:22 pm

'Whooooo has my graaaave - stone...."

"WHOO-OO-OO.... HAAAAAS ... MYYYYY.... GRAAAAAAAVE STOOOOOONE......"

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Postby IanC » Wed Nov 04, 2015 7:42 pm

Walking through dark woods? Yep, that's a horror trope.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:16 am

Yep. I heard twigs breaking, and I'm sure it was an animal but it definitely stopped me in my tracks for a moment.

And by the way, if my friend doesn't like the gift I'll just return the gravestone. I really do think that it would be better appreciated by her than in its original location, though. It was knocked over a few yards from its base and had been that way for months.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:32 am

The year is 2015. A girl walks through the woods on her way home and finds the headstone of a 5 month old child. She casually stuffs it into her rucksack and goes home; she is giddy with the excitement this will bring her friend for their birthday. What happens next?

Find out in....

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:56 am

If you get haunted it will only be by a baby ghost so it should be okay.

Haha just kidding baby ghosts are the worst kind

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:20 am

I feel remarkably lucid for having 4 and half hours sleep. Wonder how long this will keep up.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jvcc » Mon Nov 09, 2015 1:41 pm

I had a bad class today. I have to make my students create online portfolios in a format that they won't be able to keep once they graduate. So, I consider it an unhelpful hoop my students have to jump through, and I've made that clear to them.

Unsurprisingly, they weren't into discussing the example portfolios I had them look at, so class was finished ridiculously early. Plus I had to scold two students for talking to each other. It's a habit with them, but I feel I was a bit too snarky.

Doing poorly as a teacher just makes me feel decidedly unpleasant for the rest of the day, or at least for a while afterwards. Ugh.
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