BLURT thread

[Mimiheart]

got something to say? SAY IT!

No, I do NOT want to cook you dinner tonight. Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself.

[KatyM]

I am so much cooler than Unreal Tournament 2004. And I don't care what you say, deviled eggs are awesome.

*edit*

And I don't care if it's unhealthy or needy, I feel empty when I'm not with you.

[Circuitous]

Sometimes I desire to become a tattoo artist and then I try to draw a tattoo on a character I'm doodling and I have to erase it like fifty times 'cuz it looks bad and I think oh God imagine if I'd done this on a person you can't erase that stuff and if I tried my quick sketch style I'd probably tear their skin or something and that couldn't possibly be good for business plus man what if some ugly biker woman wants me to tattoo her junk.

[Nik]

Why the fork are people so rickin'-frackin' materialistic today? It makes me sick that while I'm scrambling to count out change to see if I can afford to eat lunch that someone walks by in Uggs and designer label clothing.

I don't care about that rickin'-frackin' filter, either.

[Mimiheart]

Y'know, I'm generally a nice person. I don't care that you kids are using the hill in my front yard as a bike ramp. I DO care that you're throwing rocks at my dog.

[KatyM]

Y'know, I'm generally a nice person. I don't care that you kids are using the hill in my front yard as a bike ramp. I DO care that you're throwing rocks at my dog.

Punch them. Or feed them antifreeze. The kids, not the dog.

[DMEnduro]

Damon Albarn is a fantastic artist and I enjoy pretty much all of his work.

Oh, I thought this was the BLUR thread.

[BradLand1]

Desmond Dekker can have my babies.

[Chrono Crow]

This thread reminds me of Grouphug.

[James]

Somebody staple a piece of toast to their T-shirt. DO IT.

[catastrophile]

Girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys . . .

Oh, sorry, somebody already did that joke.

Uh . . . mittens?

[Saltine]

Yeah, look, I know you've spent all week trying to get people's email back up and running, but it doesn't mean you know jack squat about probability. If I ask six random people and all of them say their email is broken, then don't you tell me that the problem is only affecting 25% of users. Do you even know anyone who's getting email right now? And Jesus, why the hell did we send out an email saying there's a problem with email? How retarded is that?

[Mimiheart]

Somebody staple a piece of toast to their T-shirt. DO IT.

*has toast but no shirt--nor a stapler*

*loves it when children put themselves to bed 30 min. early*

[giantsfan97]

And Jesus, why the hell did we send out an email saying there's a problem with email? How retarded is that?

LOL

That reminds me of about a week ago when our cable modem went out. The company sent a truck over, and the guy called to see if we were home. They KNOW we have Vonage (a phone system that uses a cable modem) and yet when we mysteriously didn't answer our phone, the guy drove off.

[Nik]

I HATE IT WHEN IT HURTS ME EVEN TO JUST SIT.


Stop thinking dirty, it's not that at all.

[catastrophile]

Sounds like that dinner went well.

[Nik]

Actually, the sweet sixteen went quite well. It was mostly family.

No, this is chronic stuff that I am losing my patience with as if it was Nickelback.

[James]

*loves it when children put themselves to bed 30 min. early*

Sure, that makes things easier, but it's also a very strong signal that they'll grow up to be cultists.

[Chrono Crow]

I wish "Pissed" was a filthy enough swear that it could be replaced with a filter saying "I'm losing patience with Nickelback".

[James]

I think you'd have to drop the word "I'm", else it wouldn't work. And if someone used a phrase like "I'm pissed off" it wouldn't work either. "I'm pissed at [X]" would be a bit weird, but I suppose it would kind of work.

[IglooJeffrey]

Alabaster pants help me do a little dance, send France into a trance and prance about with plants. When the fisherman got their breath back, they had a lovely supper of fish and chips. It was the best fish and chips they'd ever tasted. It was [patrickstewart]delicious[/patrickstewart].

[Binkatron5000]

I do NOT want to run into you at the Lacuna Coil concert, nor at SOTU when Amon Amarth are playing. You will kill a fantastic concert and make me cry. I think I will not go because of you - thanks dickwad.

[MysticalDescent]

Tony Blair is NOT the worst Prime Minister ever, unless he decides to drop a nuke on the North or England, in which case he would be.

Mamady Sidibe is excellent.

Stupid people should be banned.

So should chavs/redneckwiggers.

The ingrates next door should stop waking me up early in a morning.

[kupo]

I WANT TO drop out of school and become a full time street philosopher.

I want to know what my brain is doing. I want to sort out what moves are logical or illogical.

I want to know whether or not I should give up or pursue certain things.

I want to understand love. I want to be able to tell whether I'm in love or not. Or just...addicted to the prospect of love. I want to...meetyoujustsoicantellwhetherornotidoindeedlikeyouasmuchasithinkido.

I hate money. I HATE YOU MONEY. What an inconvenience.

I HATE FIGURING OUT WHAT I WANT TO COOK FOR DINNER.

ENOUGH BLURTING FOR ME.

[Chrono Crow]

I hate money. I'd hate it if I were Bill Gates, I'd hate it if I were homeless, I just hate the filthy shit.