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Re: BLURT thread

Postby jacobcarl » Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:30 am

What is life i didn't get till now. all are behind money. :(

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:28 am

jacobcarl wrote:What is life i didn't get till now. all are behind money. :(


is this the real life? is this just fantasy?
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby chrismachine » Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:35 am

I, personally, am not behind money.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 10, 2016 2:32 pm

I wish I was behind money. :(

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:16 pm

So y'all respond to a spammer but just ignore me? Fine.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:56 pm

IanC wrote:Well everytime I post I kill the thread.


I thought you were using your thread-killing superpowers.....
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:52 pm

Why are you always such a dick? Honest question.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:26 am

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Why do you take everything so personally ALL THE TIME? Honest question.

For a forum that gets **maybe** a post every three days or so in a good week, somehow that translates into "Ian is unliked by everyone, but especially that SYG guy". I suppose for literally anyone else, my last comment would be seen as the lame joke it is. But you're determined to pretend I hate you with a passion, so ...whatever
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Sat Aug 20, 2016 8:26 am

You didn't answer my question. Why are you such a dick? Although objectionable person is probably a better description of you
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:44 pm

And you also refused to answer my question. I guess we're even then.
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Postby IanC » Sat Aug 20, 2016 2:01 pm

I DONT take everything personally, dick. Just your bullhonky, objectionable person.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:34 pm

I had planned to go back and cite various ways you've taken things personally, but then I decided that *would* be a dick move so I didn't. Also, you're determined to hate me for your own reasons and I'm not feeding into that so that was another reason not to comment back in kind. You almost had me for a minute there, though....
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby IanC » Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:53 pm

I hate you for the way you acted to me towards the end of last year. I hate you because you are always condescending to me. I hate you because you didn't bother to read a post of mine re: cousins dog and then acted like I was in the wrong re: your comments about walking it to "meet girls".

But you know, I guess I deserve it don't I?
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:19 pm

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Binkatron5000 wrote:Ok people. Guys in particular. Ladies can weigh in too. Do you wipe sitting or standing?

I didn't know there was any other way besides sitting. I presume sitting is most typical amongst women, but among men it seems more evenly distributed between sitting and standing. THIS IS NEWS TO ME. WHY WOULD YOU STAND? Doesn't that mush the pooplets around? Just seems strange!

Am I the only one interested in this revelation? Is it even a revelation?


Last Spring in one of my classes we were so bored that polled like 30 or so guys asking this same question. I was shocked to see how many people stand up to wipe. I am a sitter, and I still can't figure it out. Standing forces a clenching of the cheeks, which I can only imagine to be messy.

Upon further questioning, it not only turned out that some stand and some sit, but there is a difference in how they reach. Some guys apparently were wiping from the front (as in, lifting the sack and reaching under) and others from the back (standard, or so I thought). Some guys couldn't decide if they sat or stood, because they really squatted. Their butts didn't touch the seat, but they weren't standing either.

And now I'm paying my student loans.


Don't ask why I thought of this discussion recently. Mostly because I'm about to tell you anyway.

At my work they go very very cheap on the supplies to the point where I think I could re-finish my wood furniture with what passes for toilet paper here, because I seriously believe they just put extra extra fine grit sandpaper on a 2-ply roll and call it a day. And the reason why this is important is because I've always been a sit down, front to back kind of guy until I started having to use the work bathroom so frequently. And it turns out that slightly squatting, back to front (as mr. gf describes here) works much better to prevent unintentional sand-papering of one's nether regions.

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Postby IanC » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:26 pm

SYG is such an idiot.


But I'm an idiot too. Lol
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby PonderThis » Wed Dec 28, 2016 2:55 pm

FYI I moved some bullhonky spam post to a new thread over in SLS.

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Postby Skimba » Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:20 am

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Postby PonderThis » Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:51 am

Happy New Year everbuddies! We survived another one!

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Postby Skimba » Sun Jan 01, 2017 11:09 pm

BLERGH this past year. bergh for now. But still happy and hope for 2017.
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Postby Skimba » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:26 pm

Go Team Fluff!
I've been sick, again, for days with a mild flu. Finally today, it has just turned into just a really bad, annoying cold.
At least popcorn is still delicious.
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Re: BLURT thread

Postby sum yun gai » Mon Oct 16, 2017 10:35 am

Skimba wrote:BLERGH this past year. bergh for now. But still happy and hope for 2017.


2017 is not looking too good. Try again in 2018 I guess.....
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Postby chrismachine » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:04 am

There will come a year where things are better than the year before, or at least there had better be!
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