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Postby kupo » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:06 am

Dcschmo (12:00:32 AM): Nothing gets the testosterone pumping like sea cows.

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Postby Nik » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:18 am

(21:40:01) bastole: well hold on, 'cause if that's cuntsyrup/nectar
(21:40:09) bastole: what he hell is slutbutter?
(21:41:07) NovemberLeTango: it's cuntnectar before and slutbutter after
(21:41:15) bastole: aaaaaaaah
(21:41:23) Chrono Crow: Mrs. Cunterworth.

(21:57:57) Chrono Crow: The best way to make people laugh at my funeral to to have me completely naked.
(21:58:09) syntacticianx: because of your tiny penis?
(21:58:19) Chrono Crow: Pretty much.

(22:38:28 ) Chrono Crow: Naming a kid after a state or country is just evil.
(22:38:37) Circtf: I'll name my first child Nepal.
(22:38:42) Dcschmo: I can see "Zimbabwe" becoming popular.

(22:50:10) Gatari86: So no sexual reproduction?
(22:50:17) Chrono Crow: I hope not.
(22:50:25) NovemberLeTango: what fun is being a zombie without sex? psh
(22:50:27) caboosewasframed: you can go find out, though!
(22:50:29) Gatari86: Zombie porn. Does it exist?
(22:50:31) Dcschmo: if it happens, any witnesses have been blinded or killed by seeing it.
(22:50:33) Chrono Crow: Then again, it couldn't be any worse than what they do in the South.
(22:50:34) Gatari86: Tonight at 10.
(22:50:37) caboosewasframed: hey!
(22:50:48 ) Gatari86: What about the South?
(22:50:53) Chrono Crow: It's okay, I'm from the South, as well.
(22:50:56) Circtf: Zombie porn exists.

(22:55:43) NovemberLeTango: spamusement is 1/4 porn

(23:10:31) Chrono Crow: *imagines Elvis with cleavage* *shudders*
(23:10:36) mata bun: hah
(23:10:38 ) NovemberLeTango: I've said this before
(23:10:44) NovemberLeTango: elvis should not have cleavage
(23:11:08 ) Chrono Crow: I have cleavage. Wanna see?
(23:11:21) mata bun: no, thanks though.
(23:11:24) a tea tree: I think old elvis did have cleavage

(23:33:46) Gatari86: I'm a saint.
(23:34:04) Dcschmo: Did they change the requirements for that?
(23:34:11) syntacticianx: yes
(23:34:15) syntacticianx: now instead of performing miracles
(23:34:20) syntacticianx: you have to masturbate
(23:34:27) Dcschmo: woot.
(23:34:31) Gatari86: It takes much more than that.
(23:34:59) bastole: more? like, you have to masturbate in front of a webcam?
(23:35:11) bastole: I'm so not falling for that one again
(23:35:14) NovemberLeTango: to the vatican, no less
(23:35:28 ) Dcschmo: and post it on saintwannabesbareitall.com
(23:35:35) Circtf: HEY POPE WANT 2 CAM2CAM
(23:35:36) bastole: http://www.jizzonmypope.com/

(23:55:29) syntacticianx: "I like large a large buttocks and I cannot lie. All of my other fellow males cannot disagree with me. When a female walks into the room with a small waist and a large behind, as in an hourglass shape, I get an erection"
(23:55:43) Gatari86: lol
(23:56:03) syntacticianx: I will grammatically correct all rap songs
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:54 am

I'll check the log tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I have some faves.
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Postby catastrophile » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:15 pm

giantsfan97: i was kind of like tubgirl
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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:40 pm

keyword = WAS
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby catastrophile » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:41 am

BUZZ!!!

I'm sorry, Gif, that's incorrect. The keyword is TUBGIRL.

(Nobody click that, in case it still needs to be said.)
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:54 am

Gatari86: I saw this porn clip, and the girl in it looked a hell of a lot like Chrono's girlfriend Moni.
syntacticianx: conspiracy
giantsfan97: that is awesome
giantsfan97: like so awesome
giantsfan97: send it to him
Gatari86: lol
Gatari86: I'm always hoping that I'll recognize someone in a porn movie..
giantsfan97: yes that would be awesome
Gatari86: Unless...
Gatari86: "Mom...?"
syntacticianx: lolol
syntacticianx: that would scare me
giantsfan97: or
syntacticianx: so..so much
giantsfan97: Grandma?
syntacticianx: or
Gatari86: No..No..
syntacticianx: "...Me?"
Gatari86: lol
giantsfan97: LOLOLOLOL
syntacticianx: lolololol
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Postby Saltine » Fri Mar 16, 2007 8:52 am

You need to set up your IM client so it converts AOL screennames into the appropriate Spamusement forum names. Do it now. I'll wait.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Mar 16, 2007 11:56 am

Gatari86 = Veepa
syntacticianx = kupo
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:39 pm

(23:56:03) syntacticianx: I will grammatically correct all rap songs


Like this!
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Postby Lambs_Cows_Lambs » Fri Mar 16, 2007 1:42 pm

I didn't know there was a CHAT I'm so out of the loop!
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Postby Nik » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:44 pm

Come on aim and we'll love you forever.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:46 pm

Nik wrote:Come on aim and we'll love you forever.


Sounds kinky.

Also!



[08:44:16] Chrono Crow: Hey Koops. Want some cockwaffles with slutbutter and cuntsyrup?
[08:44:19] Nicole: hihi
[08:44:22] Nicole: no thanks, dear
[08:44:32] bastole: you're missing out

[08:49:24] Chrono Crow: Gif needs to come back.
[08:49:36] Nik: he's being social
[08:49:45] Nicole: lol he said the same thing to me lol
[08:49:50] Chrono Crow: We're being social!
[08:49:55] Nik: then it must be true!
[08:49:58] Nicole: This is hanging out for me
[08:49:59] Nik: yes, we are
[08:50:23] Chrono Crow: dang Gif and his life.
[08:50:47] Nicole: lol
[08:50:51] Nicole: fucking livessss
[08:51:16] Chrono Crow: I hear you can get diseases from talking to people. Something called "Laid".
[08:51:23] Chrono Crow: Horrible.
[08:51:38] bastole: bah, that's a myth
[08:51:52] Chrono Crow: How would you know?
[08:51:54] Nicole: lol
[08:52:00] bastole: talking a lot is actually the easiest way to prevent laids
[08:52:13] Nicole: laids
[08:52:15] Nicole: lol
[08:52:15] Chrono Crow: Hahaha.
[08:52:34] Nik: it's not terminal! they told me it's not terminal!
[08:52:52] dontadjustyourtv: they lied, i guess. thems the breaks
[08:52:53] bastole: sure, that's what they tell you
[08:53:10] Nik: No!
[08:53:21] bastole: KUPO WHAT DID YOU DO
[08:53:27] dontadjustyourtv: actually i think it's only terminal for guys
[08:53:38] dontadjustyourtv: you know, terminal priapism and all that?
[08:53:39] Chrono Crow: Laid's disease. Laid was a great man. It was just. . . too much for his heart.
[08:53:54] Nicole: He died of a heart attack
[08:54:05] dontadjustyourtv: no man, deadly boners!
[08:54:13] dontadjustyourtv: that'd be the WORST way to go
[08:54:23] dontadjustyourtv: you'd be too ashamed to go to a hospital
[08:54:24] Nik: hahahahaha

[09:19:53] caboosewasframed: who are you, bastole?
[09:20:11] bastole: kertashtrafyle
[09:20:25] caboosewasframed: you must have arrived after my demise, then
[09:20:28] bastole: lol
[09:20:34] caboosewasframed: good ta meecha
[09:20:36] bastole: catastrophile
[09:20:39] dontadjustyourtv: huhbuhwah?
[09:20:42] bastole: we've met :P
[09:20:46] caboosewasframed: oh
[09:20:47] dontadjustyourtv: (this is darthcat, btw)
[09:20:50] caboosewasframed: ha
[09:20:57] Chrono Crow: This is James.
[09:21:11] caboosewasframed: bless you
[09:21:14] dontadjustyourtv: and you are kupo
[09:21:17] Nik: this is Chrono Crow
[09:21:26] Chrono Crow: I LIKE SHOUTING AND SAYING CUNT A LOT!
[09:21:49] Chrono Crow: ALSO I AM BRITISH!
[09:22:07] caboosewasframed: I shall forthwith be...
[09:22:08] caboosewasframed: uh...
[09:22:15] Chrono Crow: I SEEM TO HAVE INTERNET TOURETTES!
[09:22:18] caboosewasframed: dusk bringer!
[09:22:30] Nik: Actually, I change. I'm gonna be giantsfan97.
[09:22:41] dontadjustyourtv: and now i am mulpis!
[09:22:57] caboosewasframed: wait!
[09:23:03] caboosewasframed: i am daniel.!
[09:23:14] Chrono Crow: STOP HAVING BABIES MOLEPISS!
[09:23:28] Nik: No I LIKE HAVIVNG BABIES
[09:23:39] dontadjustyourtv: hey I AM MULPIS!
[09:23:51] Chrono Crow: NO YOU JUST LIKE THE SEX LEADING UP TO IT!
[09:23:54] bastole: I'm sulico
[09:23:56] bastole: I fuck the dog
[09:23:58] bastole: wait
[09:24:07] dontadjustyourtv: I AM ADBOT
[09:24:09] bastole: can I be luis?
[09:24:20] caboosewasframed: you ned a card?
[09:24:39] bastole: I hav a card
[09:24:41] Chrono Crow: HAHAHAHA CUNT!
[09:24:50] caboosewasframed: uh
[09:24:55] caboosewasframed: what did daniel say?
[09:25:00] caboosewasframed: i'll be dween
[09:25:02] bastole: hahahahaa
[09:25:03] *** dontadjustyourtv has left the chat.
[09:25:08] Nik: HAHAHAHAHAHA
[09:25:36] Chrono Crow: Darth is going to be a poster who hasn't registered yet.
[09:26:04] caboosewasframed: like
[09:26:11] caboosewasframed: mickey901!
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Postby catastrophile » Fri Mar 16, 2007 3:51 pm

Hahaha laids. I'm clever.
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Postby kupo » Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:17 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
(23:56:03) syntacticianx: I will grammatically correct all rap songs


Like this!


That is so wonderful.
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Postby kupo » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:36 pm

syntacticianx (11:31:54 PM): Have we all forgotten about the separate thread I made for chat highlights?
NovemberLeTango (11:32:21 PM): nobody posts there
a tea tree (11:32:25 PM): I haven't. but I don't usually make posts about chat
syntacticianx (11:32:35 PM): -cries-
bastole (11:32:50 PM): was it a different thread?
syntacticianx (11:32:58 PM): yes
bastole (11:33:38 PM): well bump it
a tea tree (11:33:44 PM): yeah!
a tea tree (11:33:49 PM): make "well bump it" a chat highlight
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Postby catastrophile » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:38 pm

FINE WELL NINJATRON'S BROTHER HAD ONE WITH SPOTS. :evil:
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Postby kupo » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:40 pm

catastrophile wrote:FINE WELL NINJATRON'S BROTHER HAD ONE WITH SPOTS. :evil:


:D
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Postby Ninjatron » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:40 pm

It's true!

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Postby catastrophile » Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:42 pm

Also, I want sex and tequila, but that's less a highlight and more a cry for help.
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Postby Nik » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:24 am

00:22] a tea tree: there's always some study to link something with cancer
[00:22] bastole: why don't they just come out and say that living in the modern world causes cancer
[00:22] a tea tree: lol
[00:22] bastole: yeah, because we've toxified everything we touch
[00:23] syntacticianx: studies show that going to the doctor causes cancer!
[00:23] syntacticianx: studies show that watching birds fly causes cancer
[00:23] bastole: the species has to adapt to the way we've contaminated everything
[00:23] a tea tree: chemotherapy causes cancer!
[00:23] syntacticianx: studies show that smacking people in the face causes cancer
[00:23] bastole: cancer of the conscience
[00:23] bastole: I GOT A TUMOR ON MY SOUL
[00:23] bastole: but it was benign
[00:24] a tea tree: the newest country western album
[00:24] a tea tree: it'll sell 10billion copies
[00:24] bastole: I had them remove the whole thing anyway, just in case
[00:24] a tea tree: good thinking. it's dead weight really
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Postby Null » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:27 am

I have NO IDEA what any of this is about.

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Postby Siirenias » Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:22 am

And that's the way we likes it.

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There is no link here. Just move along...

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Postby Chrono Crow » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:16 am

I should sign on tomorrow. But Suikoden has entranced me. . . :shock:
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Postby giantsfan97 » Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:29 pm

I'm going to make a Dusk Bringer AIM account and pretend to be him.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!


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