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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:32 am

Chrono Crow wrote:Several doors to choose from, and such a short time to select my fate. I face my fears and push through the last door I see. I made the right choice. Empty and clear. I quickly shut the door behind me. And not a moment too soon. I hear a distant door creak open followed by heavy footsteps and grunts. This place contains my greatest fears. I want to leave so bad, but I know I can't. I have a job to do. I can't turn and run now. I've come too far. But the foul smells coming from the other side of the door symbolize the creatures they linger from. The noises begin to grow stranger, and more disturbing. As if another creature has spawned from the depths. Loud sloshing and whining noises that grow louder. What in god's name is going on outside? I may never be able to set foot out there anymore. The horrors that meander about on the other side would surely destroy me. I sit down, realizing I may have to wait for a long time for my chance of escape.

But to no avail, hours pass, and all that changes is the amount of deformed, hairy creatures that wait for me to exit my safe spot. They pound on the door and scream out in anger. My nerves are riddled, and I'm losing my sanity to the stench and misery of being trapped in a small room. Then it happens, hunger sinks in. The last straw. I know that if I don't make my move soon, I'll starve or go mad. I lift myself up, my cold, dank surroundings reminding me of my weakening mental and physical states. I finally gather up the courage, no, the apathy to run. Knowing I'm more likely to die sitting still, I lose all hesitation. I remove the latch from the door and charge out amidst the beasts and mutants. They grunt, and slowly rush towards me. I break through them, and make my way to my escape. The walls around me have mindless carvings and fecal matter smeared over them. These creatures have no sense of hygiene or emotion. They are void of expression. They have only one interest. And I'm not about to stay here to see the result of their desires.

I see it! The door to the outside. Already, the air begins to lighten. My strength begins to return. I grasp the handle. . . but I'm forgetting something. As much as I regret it, I must go back. Perhaps if I'm lucky, the hideous creatures will be preoccupied. I slowly move back to the den of the vile menace. I quietly press in a panel on the wall. A gooey substance pours out. I run my hand beneath the running water coming from a nozzle in the wall to wash the sweet-smelling liquid off. I turn back, and I'm face-to-face with one of the creatures. I step to the side, but it steps with me. It grunts in anger, but I quickly rush by it. As I grasp the handle to the exit, I take a sigh of relief and open the door to freedom.

Next time, I'm going into the ladies room.
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Postby Null » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:30 am

Nice bit of prose, Chrono. Your use of language is very evocative

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Postby Portals » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:34 am

Bwahaha!
You know, I can't imagine it'd be that much better in the ladies room...

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:57 am

I finally got a chance to listen to Loofah's and Veepa's and Kupo's songs. Fantastic stuff all of you :)

Now where can I find tacos at 8am...
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:05 pm

And now I read Chrono's story... hahaha this is better than I could have hoped

ChrisM- Gerald :(
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Postby kupo » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:29 pm

After listening to my recording, I'm horrified. What a half-assed attempt.

I need to not record things when I've grown tired of trying.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Jul 26, 2008 2:48 pm

kupo wrote:After listening to my recording, I'm horrified. What a half-assed attempt.

I need to not record things when I've grown tired of trying.


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Postby loofah » Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:03 pm

fanelian wrote:Loofah I demand a complete recording. What I heard sounds so good, I'd really liked to hear it all.
Oh, alright.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:30 pm

:shock:

Holy god, Loofah. . .
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Postby loofah » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:10 am

Well, I didn't work that hard on it, but I didn't think it was that bad.
Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:45 am

DON'T YOU PULL THAT MODESTY CRAP WITH ME, YOUNG LADY!

Seriously, though. That was beautiful. It's going on my playlist.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:05 pm

Wow.
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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:14 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:PROMPT FOR SUM YUN GAI:

Take a photo of anything that represents ANGST! Oh my!


Null wrote:Or you could write a story along these lines:

"A normal guy shouldn't talk," Andrew now grumbled softly to Anna. No good, she thought. Andrew never gambles such things.




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Postby reo01 » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:25 am

Angsty Fruit?
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Postby Skimba » Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:58 am

Clowns hate Tangelos.
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Postby sum yun gai » Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:53 pm

they didn't have any actual tangerines at my store, so i had to make do with tangelos :roll:
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traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

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Re: Prompt Arts

Postby Clueless » Mon May 11, 2009 8:44 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:Hey, remember this thread?

I prompt anyone to make something involving robot zombies. Create it in your favorite medium. GO!

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quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.



:D :wink:

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Postby PonderThis » Mon May 11, 2009 10:02 am

Awesommmmmmmmmmme!

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Re: Prompt Arts

Postby Clueless » Mon May 11, 2009 3:43 pm

Thank you.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.



:D :wink:

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Re: Prompt Arts

Postby Nyperold » Mon May 11, 2009 6:10 pm

Nice!

Now, is there actually an encoding scheme involved, or is that just garbage binary?

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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon May 11, 2009 6:16 pm

Nothing as far as I can tell.
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Re: Prompt Arts

Postby Clueless » Mon May 11, 2009 11:36 pm

Nyperold wrote:Nice!

Now, is there actually an encoding scheme involved, or is that just garbage binary?

It's just the result of me randomly hitting the 1- and 0-keys until I felt I had enough numbers. I don't know enough binary to actally include a secret message.
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:D :wink:

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Postby loofah » Mon May 11, 2009 11:53 pm

How about 0111001101100101011000110111001001100101011101000010000001101101011001010111001101110011011000010110011101100101 ?
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Postby Clueless » Tue May 12, 2009 1:18 am

You actually made me go find a binary to english translator. Nice hidden message, there.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.



:D :wink:

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Re: Prompt Arts

Postby Nyperold » Tue May 12, 2009 3:22 am

010000100101001001000001010000010100000101000001010010010100111001001110010011100100111001010011


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