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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:32 pm

I was going to say you have a really nice voice also. The lyrics are clever too.
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Postby Dusk » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:04 am

Very nice, loofah... even if that snippet destroyed my earphones. :P
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Postby loofah » Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:41 pm

Thanks everyone. The amount of fun was enough to balance out the amount of frustration. =) Thanks for the prompt, Null!
In other news, I've won the Australian Lottery! 3 times! All I have to do is contact the branch office in West Africa....
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:55 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:Make a creature from hell out of pipe cleaners, paper, and glue. :twisted:


I finished this not too long after I bought the pipecleaners, but only was able to take photos now. I ran out of pipecleaners or else I may have added more to it.

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Postby Null » Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:06 pm

That's awe inspiring. It sort of looks like a Tim Burton version of a Great Old One.

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Postby Portals » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:17 pm

Oh man that is awesome and even better than I had hoped. You are indeed a ruler of pipecleaners. :D

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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:51 pm

Wow, awesome AND quick.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:25 am

Eviljekyll wrote:Wow, awesome AND quick.
That's what she said. I wish.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:35 am

giantsfan97 wrote:
Eviljekyll wrote:Wow, awesome AND quick.
That's what she said. I wish.


Harr harr

I gave it to a friend of mine, who stuck it on a shelf with a bunch of cutsie things. It kind of doesn't fit in.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:42 am

giantsfan97 wrote:
Eviljekyll wrote:Wow, awesome AND quick.
That's what she said. I wish.


I was gonna say something like that.
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Postby loofah » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:37 am

!!!
It's awesome!
I need more exclamation marks to express how awesome this is!
Edit: I love the black swirlies when viewed from above.
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Postby Portals » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:49 am

Oh great, my brother just asked me to ask you about a tutorial on how to make one. :roll:

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Postby Altair IV » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:50 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:I gave it to a friend of mine, who stuck it on a shelf with a bunch of cutsie things. It kind of doesn't fit in.


Of course not. I'll bet whenever nobody's looking it quickly devours one of the other cutsies.

Chomp! Om nom nom.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:15 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:Oh great, my brother just asked me to ask you about a tutorial on how to make one. :roll:


Haha, this I can do, maybe tonight. I'll just put it on some cheap Yahoo Geocities cite and link it.
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Postby Jemry » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:59 am

Null wrote:Write a story, done largely in dialogue, told from the perspective of a guy's feet. The feet can talk about whatever they want between themselves, but all subjects have to be foot-oriented--for example, if they're interested in the new Batman film, they have to say things like, "That new Batman film will be cool. I bet he will have some amazing shoes."


[quote="Jemry"]Barry and Sprunswick.

"If I do say Sprunswick, from one foot to another," Said Barry, "This nail clippings salad is simply divine!"
"'Twernt nothin'" Said Sprunswick.
"Oh you are so modest, Sprunswick"
"No really, I just found some o' them clippin's and put them in some mayonaise" Sprunswick said, shoveling more nail clippings salad into his shoe.
"Do pass the marmalade, Sprunswick."
"We're all out o' marmalade. All we got 'ere is some Toe Jam and Vegemite"
"Ooh yuck vegemite, no I think I'll have the toe jam, Sprunswick." Requested Barry, "Do be a good man and spread some on a slice of bread and pass it down this way. Don't be shy, yes that it. You know one can never have too much toe jam on their toast, Sprunswick."
Sprunswick passed Barry his slice and watched as he tucked in with glee. To busy himself, Sprunswick got out the vacuum cleaner and started cleaning the house, a shoe box.
"Sprunswick you missed a spot, you know how the Wilsons are; they'll tear you to bits if they see what state this house is in."
"Sorry Barry, I'll get right on it."
"Too right you will, Sprunswick."
As Sprunswick cleaned the house a doorbell was heard followed by a shrill scream. He paused to look up and see Barry all in a fluster.
"That'll be the Wilsons! Quick Sprunswick, get out our finest ointments! How does my nail polish look? Does this sock make my heel look fat? No? Good!"
Barry answered the door and let in his guests. The Wilsons weren't the tallest couple in the neighbourhood, probably only a size 9 UK Men’s at best.

They were also nudists.

"Why hello Sharon, Miggsby. Cold outside today?"
"Oh it's absolutely dreadful out there," said Miggsby, "We had to walk through so many puddles, and I’m getting shrinkage like you wouldn't believe."
"Miggsby darling, I doubt Barry and Sprunswick want to hear about your... shrinkage... Where is Sprunswick?"
"Oh he's just in the parlor," said Barry, “come now let’s join him there. You can sit by the fire if you wish" He added to Miggsby.

Barry led them to their ornate parlor. The walls were covered with rare art pieces and sculptures.
"I see you have the latest Reeboks" said Sharon admiring the pair of shoes set on the pedestal in the middle of the room, "they must have set you back, no?"
"Well yes, they did cost us a penny or two" replied Barry, "but it wasn't anything we couldn't handle don't you think Sprunswick?"
"Yes they were certainly worth it" Said Sprunswick. "Who's up for pudding?"

After all the pudding was done away with the two couples sat at the table.

"Did you hear about the Price's child Simon?" said Miggsby, opening up their usual gossip.
"Oh yes he's a lovely boy, what of him?" asked Sprunswick.
"Gay." Said Miggsby, matter-of-factly.
"No!" said Barry, looking shocked.
"Don't tell me you're surprised. There were all those signs: nice and I even saw him once wearing those rainbow glove socks."
"Well I'll be" said Sprunswick, "Do Patty and Lenny know?"
"Not yet," said Sharon, "but it won’t be long before they walk in on him with that little Phillipino foot who works at the deli."
"Well I'm fuller than a fat man's sock, how about a movie?" Said Barry, getting up and leading the guests to the theatre room.

As Sharon and Miggsby sat down in the theatre room Sprunswick prepared some popcorn while Barry looked through their movie collection.
"I've got Toeinator 3: Rise of the Hands" suggested Barry.
"Nah, everyone knows that Toeinator 2 was the best one.â€
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Postby kupo » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:14 pm

loofah:

You have such a beautiful voice! And the song is so magical! Please find a way to record the whole thing!

Bink:

That is the most amazing creature from hell made of pipe cleaners that I've ever seen! That is so awesome.

Jemry:

I absolutely loved your story and I laughed at the stupid foot jokes.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:57 pm

Lmao "It's not a Toemer!"
Hurr hurrr!

The nail clippings salad made me think of this dude (Ewwwwwwwwwwww)
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Postby Null » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:48 pm

Jemry--that was excellent.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:29 pm

draculahunter wrote:Jek: Oh no! It's the robot apocalypse! Oh the brutality of it! How brutal. They're knocking over buildings and everything.

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Postby kzager » Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:57 pm

*hiatus off*

That is so f'ing cool.

*hiatus on*
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:46 am

Hehehehee! Incredible happy is now!
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Postby Null » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:59 am

I am the banjo master of melodic death metal. YES!

I bet I yell things out to the crowd like, "How many of you like to ROCK AND ROLL?"

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Postby Jemry » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:02 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:Lmao "It's not a Toemer!"
Hurr hurrr!


That was the edit.
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Postby reo01 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:44 am

kupo wrote:loofah:

You have such a beautiful voice! And the song is so magical! Please find a way to record the whole thing!

Bink:

That is the most amazing creature from hell made of pipe cleaners that I've ever seen! That is so awesome.

Jemry:

I absolutely loved your story and I laughed at the stupid foot jokes.


Seconded! Except I didn't listen to Loofah's song cos it's a bit late here.
Also, Binkatron, looove the teeth on that thing.
Jemry, mad genius at work.
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Postby Veepa » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:25 pm

Okay. Song about tacos. I apologize for the complete sloppiness of the recording, but I'm posting it because I'm not very hopeful that I'll make a proper recording of it.

Also.. I broke my crappy mic, and somehow managed to buy a crappier mic for the same price. So here ya go:

That song about Tacos AKA If It Tastes Good.
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