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Tell me to draw something

Postby Matthew » Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:24 pm

I'm bored and will be your drawing beotch
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:36 pm

Draw kittens falling to earth from space and exploding, leaving large craters.
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Postby slydon » Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:50 pm

Oooh, now I'm tempted! But will that be enough to counter the amount of sloth I'm feeling today.

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Postby Skimba » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:38 pm

Draw people/things brushing their teeth, but they're either not human or wearing costumes/odd humans...like a clown, or the bearded lady...etc.
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Postby jvcc » Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:35 pm

Draw sheep in jetpacks terrorizing the hills of Scotland.
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Postby slydon » Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:06 pm

Compromised.. drew something halfassedly.
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Postby Matthew » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:23 am

MEOWTEORS
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BRUSH THAT poopcakes YEAH BABY
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working on sheep thing sleepily and sheepishly
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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:29 am

draw yourself drawing yourself drawing the sheep thing
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Postby Matthew » Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:44 am

sum yun gai wrote:draw yourself drawing yourself drawing the sheep thing

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And here is the sheep thing:

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Postby kzager » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:38 am

Penises. Ship loads of them.
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Postby Matthew » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:00 am

hey there thailor
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Postby Gelatine Cow » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:02 am

Hahaha.

YES

Webcomic please.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:54 am

Matthew is a god.

Can you make gifs? If so, make one of Paula Deen going from creepy smiling old lady to demonic eat-your-face smiling old lady as she opens her mouth and moves quickly towards you.
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Postby James » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:01 am

Gelatine Cow wrote:Hahaha.

YES

Webcomic please.

Seriously, that's considerably funnier than a lot of the poopcakes out there. And I mean poopcakes in the "decidedly unpleasant" sense, not the "stuff" sense.

Then again, I could say the same of some geography textbooks.

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Postby Dusk » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:54 am

Excellent. Moar plz.
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Postby kzager » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:40 pm

James wrote:
Gelatine Cow wrote:Hahaha.

YES

Webcomic please.

Seriously, that's considerably funnier than a lot of the poopcakes out there. And I mean poopcakes in the "decidedly unpleasant" sense, not the "stuff" sense.


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Postby James » Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:46 pm

I DID NOT MEAN ALL THE poopcakes.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:15 pm

Nice. Nice stuff.

Draw a postman on a chainsaw rampage during a ticker tape parade while the floor is on fire, plz.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Sep 21, 2008 4:29 pm

James wrote:I DID NOT MEAN ALL THE poopcakes.


Just specifically yours.
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Postby kzager » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:07 pm

James wrote:I DID NOT MEAN ALL THE poopcakes.

:)

Chrono Crow wrote:Just specifically yours.

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Postby jvcc » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:08 am

Thank you, the sheep thing is...lovely. :|
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Postby kupo » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:07 pm

slydon wrote:But will that be enough to counter the amount of sloth I'm feeling today.


Matthew, draw slydon feeling a sloth.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:46 pm

kupo wrote:
slydon wrote:But will that be enough to counter the amount of sloth I'm feeling today.


Matthew, draw slydon feeling a sloth.


+ the sloth should be riding kupo.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:26 pm

That sounds rather inappropriate, katz.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:41 pm

it does?

excellent!
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