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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Tue Feb 14, 2012 1:30 pm

#162 - A Night At the Opera 2 - Valentine's Day
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:26 am

#163 - A Night At The Opera 3 - Geriatrics
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:34 am

#164 - A Night At The Opera Finale - Classical Conditioning
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby Skimba » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:33 am

Dun dun duunnnnn
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby Android Replica » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:50 am

It'd be great if the opera they were going to see starred Muppets.
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:25 pm

Innuendo'd.
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:36 am

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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby loofah » Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:19 pm

So, at this point, I'm a bit confused. Am I supposed to be?
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:11 pm

She made a vibating licking sex toy out of robot Lex because she's attracted to him physically even though he's dating her roommate.
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:07 am

Wow.. the comic's gone long enough (or gotten confusing/poorly written enough) that it needs FAQs :)
Beta ( :mrgreen: ) is the result of Sydney's (brunette's) bad dating experience. She decided since her dates weren't getting her jokes, she'd make her own android date. It was modeled using Luthor's head, which is why it resembles him, except the head is made from green ballistics gel. Unfortunately, after trawling the internet, it wound up inundated with porn, and escaped, where it was captured naked, dry-humping a tv.
While not very smart, and possibly not even fully sentient, it's filled in for Luthor at work (but not very well).
Sydney has taken advantage of it's... nature, and it's unconsciously left an imprint on her, which is why she was flushed around Luthor, seeing him cleaned up. Apparently, she's been making upgrades.
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:06 am

#166 - Nurse Stimpy
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby fanelian » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:32 pm

So I went back to the first page of this thread and none of the images there were showing up for me, so I followed the link and BEHOLD!

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Slydon, is there something you want to share with us? :D
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby EsBe » Thu Mar 22, 2012 6:38 pm

Well don't tell him or he'll get wise and start charging us!
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:05 am

:O Whaaaa???
Does the regular site show up as porn?
Does my homesite??
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby fanelian » Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:39 pm

They say your main site is a porno site, the unintentionally pretentious one is all good fun.

I've noticed they block based on word usage, because there was a brief period of time when there was talk about sexual things here and the forums got blocked, but now they show without any problem. But how it goes on to categorize a site as full on "Pornography" I don't know. :?:
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby PonderThis » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:23 pm

It's that image of Luther with his shirt off. That was just to sexay for the ladies in the McAfee Porn Identification Committee.
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby EsBe » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:32 pm

PonderThis wrote:It's that image of Luther with his shirt off. That was just to sexay for the ladies in the McAfee Porn Identification Committee.

I'm picturing a middle-aged matronly lady, in an ankle length dress with pursed lips and garish winged spectacles, squinting into a magnifying glass as she examines websites for improper content. Until she suddenly goes flush and swoons into the arms of vested, Harrumph-ing male assistants.

Hold on... off to write an antivirus fanfic.
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby badplantmommy » Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:05 pm

EsBe wrote:
PonderThis wrote:It's that image of Luther with his shirt off. That was just to sexay for the ladies in the McAfee Porn Identification Committee.

I'm picturing a middle-aged matronly lady, in an ankle length dress with pursed lips and garish winged spectacles, squinting into a magnifying glass as she examines websites for improper content. Until she suddenly goes flush and swoons into the arms of vested, Harrumph-ing male assistants.

Hold on... off to write an antivirus fanfic.


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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:20 am

That would be a great character to curtail things if they started getting risque.
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:08 am

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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:34 am

"You finally blinded me"
"Welcome to my world."



(Also, is the bold tag at the bottom of your comics supposed to always be broken? I just now noticed that.)
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:31 am

This happens a lot

I didn't notice among the copying that I forgot to close the tag. Herp derp
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby loofah » Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:51 am

slydon wrote:Wow.. the comic's gone long enough (or gotten confusing/poorly written enough) that it needs FAQs :)
Beta ( :mrgreen: ) is the result of Sydney's (brunette's) bad dating experience. She decided since her dates weren't getting her jokes, she'd make her own android date. It was modeled using Luthor's head, which is why it resembles him, except the head is made from green ballistics gel. Unfortunately, after trawling the internet, it wound up inundated with porn, and escaped, where it was captured naked, dry-humping a tv.
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Sydney has taken advantage of it's... nature, and it's unconsciously left an imprint on her, which is why she was flushed around Luthor, seeing him cleaned up. Apparently, she's been making upgrades.

Ok. I remember her making a head of luthor out of ballistics gel (though I wasn't sure why), but I missed his escapades.
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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby slydon » Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:42 am

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Re: Unintentionally Pretentious webcomic

Postby chrismachine » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:34 pm

A little too much boob on the yellow shirt there at the end, lol. Not that that's really ever a problem, just sayin'.
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