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Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kzager » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:31 am

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You are an orange dinosaur from of the late Metacarcacious period.
You're a pretty prestigious dinosaur.
You never could quite tell why but you accept it anyways.

What will you do?
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:36 am

> Make an omelette out of dino egg.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby Null » Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:42 am

draculahunter wrote:why by you

> Correct language.

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Postby kzager » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:29 am

> Correct language.

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You have no idea what a language is and just get angry trying to think of it.



> Make an omelette out of dino egg.

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You go over to the EGG. This looks like it would make a delicious snack indeed!

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But oh wait. you left your OMLETTE PAN at home.
Not to mention you don't know where you'd get a FIRE that you could cook it on.
You're not even sure what kind of egg that is anyways.
What's up with those black circles? and wasn't it pink just a second ago?
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Postby Null » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:02 am

Time travelers arrive. They have portable atomic fire units for cooking, as well as conveniently sliced green peppers, mushrooms, onions, Italian sausage and at least five kinds of cheese. The time travelers are also made entirely of the kind of meat that goes well in omelettes.

They also have chef's hats that would easily fit a dinosaur's head.

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Postby Clueless » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:21 am

> Dance with green long-necked dinosaur.
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:25 am

> get ye flask
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:58 am

> Kill everything that moves.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:00 pm

>Try to pick up the egg with your hilariously short arms
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Postby kzager » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:19 pm

> Dance with green long-necked dinosaur.

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You go over to the green DIPOLPOLCOLSOSAURUS and strut everything you've got.


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Much against the dancing rules set up by the local government, the DIPOLPOLCOLSOSAURUS hastily runs
off into the FOREST, making groaning noises as he runs. You hate it when people break the law like this.






>Time travelers arrive. They have portable atomic fire units for cooking, as well as conveniently sliced green peppers,
mushrooms, onions, Italian sausage and at least five kinds of cheese. The time travelers are also made entirely of the
kind of meat that goes well in omelettes.

They also have chef's hats that would easily fit a dinosaur's head.


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You don't get how that's a command. It's almost the complete opposite of how you play this game.

It frustrates you just thinking about it.





> Kill everything that moves.

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Nothing really around to kill.
You're actually quite lonely now you realize.
You start to worry that maybe the DIPOLPOLCOLSOSAURUS left because he doesn't like you, high prestige or not.


Suddenly there's a weird sound.

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A MEGAPIGOSAUR appears out of thin air it seems. You could of sworn these things went extinct back in the 20000080's.
It seems to be wearing some kind of pack, but you really can't tell all that much from this angle.



> get ye flask

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Your not sure but that thing on the side of the MEGAPIGOSAUR looks a lot like a FLASK of some kind.
It's a little bit out of reach, though.
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Postby kzager » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:25 pm

>Try to pick up the egg with your hilariously short arms

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Oh balls.
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Postby IanC » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:10 pm

>climb a tree and see how much closer to the flask you are
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Postby Nik » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:14 pm

> Befriend MEGAPIGOSAUR so you can steal his swag.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Jan 24, 2009 2:35 pm

> Try to suckle on Megapigosaur's nipples, somehow
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Postby sum yun gai » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:10 pm

> bite megapigosaur on the ankle *then* try to be friends with him
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:17 pm

> Kill it or die horribly trying.
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Postby Dusk » Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:50 pm

>Make fun of Megapigosaur's powdered wig.

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Postby PonderThis » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:22 pm

> Sing to the MEGAPIGOSAUR.

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Postby Portals » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:43 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:>Make fun of Megapigosaur's powdered wig.

Seconded.

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Postby kzager » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:00 pm

> Befriend MEGAPIGOSAUR so you can steal his swag.

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You pronounce that you are an orange dinosaur and how prestigious and cool you are.
You try assuring him that you would never dare steal his FLASK, or whatever it is.



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The MEGAPIGOSAUR seems unphased by your pronunciation. It must not be able to hear you from that high up.




> bite megapigosaur on the ankle *then* try to be friends with him

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It's leg is thick as leather. There's no way your teeth will penetrate as it is now.



>climb a tree and see how much closer to the flask you are

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Alright, you're sick of all this friend making bullhonky.
First he crushes your lunch and now he won't even pay attention to you?


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Huh. Not at eye level or anything but you figure it's closer. You're still far from reaching the FLASK, though.


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You notice a bug crawling on your arm.



> Kill it or die horribly trying.

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Okay, here we go....




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Phew. That was too close.






> Try to suckle on Megapigosaur's nipples, somehow

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That's so retarded that it's almost smart.



>Make fun of Megapigosaur's powdered wig.


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Hoping that he'll get upset and leave, causing him to turn around and make you in jumping distance to his rear side,
you decide to slam some harsh insults on him. You throw in an insult about his odor, too.

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The MEGOPIGOSAUR seems rather indifferent to these. Probably because he's not wearing a wig,
he's wearing a CHEF'S HAT and, well, yeah, he does stink. What would you expect? He's a MEGOPIGOSAUR.

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Postby Portals » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:17 pm

>Go down the tree and look through the hole that was in the trunk.

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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:19 pm

> Climb down a few branches and examine the basket
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

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Postby GregorR » Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:33 am

> Imitate the oinking mating call of the MEGAPIGOSAUR

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Postby Clueless » Sun Jan 25, 2009 10:52 am

> Climb the MEGAPIGOSAUR's leg.
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Postby PonderThis » Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:00 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:> Climb down a few branches and examine the basket
> Then remove the gun from the basket.


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