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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby jvcc » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:42 pm

>RUN, OSWALD, RUN
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kzager » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:03 am


> CALM G.O. Duck with HYPNO-YO-YO

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Useless.




>Head through door with complete disregard to Oswald

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Both the keys look pretty much identical so it probably doesn't matter which one you use. You guess you could give one of them to that duck guy once he snaps out of it.


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Of course the key breaks in the lock! It would only make sense if it didn't.

Jerk of a game.



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Just a featureless room. Gran-


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That's...


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That tail. It looks familiar.
Like it belongs to somebody or something.

Somebody from before the game started.


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How are you supposed to get up there though?
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby PonderThis » Mon Jan 04, 2010 11:15 am

Dino> Ask Oswald to give you a hand-up.

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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:27 pm

> Go Go G.O.D. YO-YO-LASSO
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby Skimba » Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:01 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:> Go Go G.O.D. YO-YO-LASSO

This made me snort....so I concur.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby Clueless » Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:16 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:> Go Go G.O.D. YO-YO-LASSO

Yes! Do this! It's going to be awesome!
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kzager » Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:45 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:> Go Go G.O.D. YO-YO-LASSO

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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:49 pm

Hey Kyle. I <3 you.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby Skimba » Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:56 pm

That's fantazmaflabbergawsomable-ness.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kvn8907 » Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:36 pm

sum yun gai wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:
PonderThis wrote:Dino> And then give it to the duck.

>From behind. Start gentle.


> use the slime from the large fish as lube

Now now, you know that Rule 34 almost never comes from the original artist...unless of course the artist drew porn to begin with.

Wait, didn't I draw G.O.D. humping Big Guy's leg a while ago? Find the right picture...a little switching around...a little editing...and:
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Nah, he doesn't seem that into it. Best leave him alone.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby jvcc » Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:34 pm

D:
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kzager » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:44 am


Yoyo-grappling hook.
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Goddamned pterosaurs.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby PonderThis » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:06 am

Dino> Ask Gen. Duck to menace the bats -- I mean, pterosaurs. He's a duck after all, he can fly!
Dino> While Oswald is busy with the bats, er, you know, try climbing the wall again.

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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kzager » Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:44 am

<--!! NEW MUSIC
> WALL
JUMPS


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Hmm. Could use a little saltrock.




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...Huh?

Ow. You little bastard.




> Kill. Bite. Kill

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<-- Music change
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You probably should heal by using one of your potions, possibly even that MUMMIFIED MEAT or ELIXIR that have totally been in your inventory for a while now. As you seem to have up and lost one of your life-essence jars you don't have much wiggle room in the way of how much damage you can take before you need to heal.
You make a mental note to try and figure out how to get some more of those.

Uh...
What were you doing again?
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby chrismachine » Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:34 am

> Grab the rope and continue climbing up to the guts banana. or at least get your yo-yo back.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:37 pm

> Slowly and sensually eat MUMMIFIED MEAT
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kvn8907 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 3:56 pm

> Slowly and sensually DRINK ELIXER
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kzager » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:18 am



> Try ducking...

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Pardon?


>...and then jumping backwards

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You're quite certain this is what you were doing before you were attacked and not at all a complete waste of time.

>Heal some then!

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Fine!

As far as healing items go you have one snake blood (which has quite clearly been in your inventory since you killed those ghouls and you have seen every time in your inventory since then) and a triple batch of Rex Plasma.

Meats restore a little bit of life essence but they don't really have enough fluids to fill them up. Meat's usually better for regulating your BLOODLUST gauge.

You have no idea what that "Elixir" would do. Quite frankly it just looks like booze.

Given the situation (and your tiny health bar) snake blood would probably be the most efficient option.


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There's enough snake blood to light three life essence jars, and also fills your BLOODLUST gauge a tiny and probably insignificant amount.



> Grab the rope and continue climbing up to the guts banana.

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♬x
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Oh G.O.D! It's him!






♬<--!! (music change - NEW)
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You can't remember exactly how you know this person. The game hasn't provided any flashback or convenient remembrance of another kind to show you who he is. There could be a description of him in the manual but hell if you know, and hell if you care right now.

This poor raptor lies at your feet, nearly lifeless. Why must fate be so cruel to have it so your first encounter with your own kind - a dinosaur of your own species, possibly even of the same family - be one so morbid? No, it's worse than that. Even that description of this situation is sugar-coated to a cavity inducing level. ALL raptors are family. A select few on a biological level, yes, but all of the people of your village are connected on a spiritual level far greater and far thicker than any lineage could convey. He is your brother of everything but blood.
And speaking of blood, your brother seems to of lost most of it at this point and is almost out. He's far past a point where your rex-plasma or meats would do anything other than suffocate him. Why? Why must you stare in horror, helpless as your brother bleeds to a now certain death? Why have the gods made it so you can only bear witness to your brother's last breaths?

You swear to Godzilla, Gamera, and whatever other deities care to hear your vow that you will strike down on those who have done such a heinous thing and you will show no mercy. You will make sure that they suffer double what they have done to your rickin'-frackin' brother.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:13 am

> Bend down and listen for any last words.

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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby jvcc » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:26 am

>Search body for anything useful.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:37 am

> Harvest body for items and healing thingies and meats.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kvn8907 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:11 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:> Harvest body for items and healing thingies and meats.


Evil Jeckyll! That's terrible! He's a fellow Raptor! He wouldn't stoop to such levels, the levels below which even animals would not venture unless they were terrible hungry. Is he not a man?

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Oh. Well, would YOU eat a dead human you found lying on the ground?

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Well, your name is Eviljekyll, so I'm guessing yes.


Ok, nevermind.

My suggestion:
> Search the body, but don't eat it. (Like the Aztecs eating human hearts to give them courage, this raptor must have not been very couragious to dye sulking on this ledge, and thus, if you ate him you'd only inherit his weak spirit. Or something.)
according to the swear filter, kvn8907 wrote:Too bad the sort of get togethers I go to are generally too polite to use the term "fork"


PonderThis wrote:Watch it, slydon, I think he's just trying to butter you up.

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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kzager » Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:50 pm



> Bend down and listen for any last words.

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He calls you his brother and says that he's sorry.








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> Do what is best for him. Put him out of his misery.

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You tell him not to worry. Everything will be okay. It will... It will all be over soon.








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He jokingly says if he only brought his super-healing cure-all plot device with him he could have survived.
Oh Godzilla. dang the monster that did this to him.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby jvcc » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:31 pm

>Ask where the super-healy thing is.
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Re: Generic Orange Dinosaur

Postby kzager » Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:02 pm

jvcc wrote:>Ask where the super-healy thing is.

He jokingly says if he only brought his super-healing cure-all plot device with him he could have survived.
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