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Postby GregorR » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:09 pm

> Drink enormous quantities of water, ignoring its salinity and cleanliness.

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Postby Portals » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:37 pm

jvcc wrote:>Look in the water for objects of interest.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:42 pm

> Grab box and open.
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Postby kzager » Wed Feb 04, 2009 9:50 pm

> Notice thing in reflection.

> Avoid that thing.
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Postby Portals » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:28 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:> Grab box and open.

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draculahunter wrote:> Notice thing in reflection.

> Avoid that thing.

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Postby kzager » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:49 pm

> Watch out!
> Listen!
> Hey!
> Row row row your boat gently down the stream.
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Postby GregorR » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:10 pm

draculahunter wrote:> Watch out!
> Listen!
> Hey!
> Row row row your boat gently down the stream.


> Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream! ... so wake up!

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Postby jvcc » Wed Feb 04, 2009 11:16 pm

>Throw the ream of paper in the water and see if it's still useful.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:07 am

jvcc wrote:>Throw the ream of paper in the water and see if it's still useful.

> NOT, unless it's just a sheet.
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Postby Portals » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:09 am

catastrophile wrote:> Two words: rat flail.

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Postby Clueless » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:25 am

> Go inside again to take a nap and regain lost energy.
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Clueless wrote:> Go inside again to take a nap and regain lost energy.

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Postby jvcc » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:45 am

>Row to that island.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Feb 05, 2009 12:11 pm

Use BOATING and hopefully not get lost as NAVIGATION is not in the skill list.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:00 pm

> circle the house before getting in the boat, looking for anything of interest
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Postby kzager » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:30 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:> circle the house before getting in the boat, looking for anything of interest


>eff that. You don't have TIME to circle no dang house!
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:35 pm

draculahunter wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:> circle the house before getting in the boat, looking for anything of interest


>eff that. You don't have TIME to circle no dang house!


>Don't listen to him. You just slept for 8 hours, another few minutes won't hurt.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

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Postby kzager » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:40 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
draculahunter wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:> circle the house before getting in the boat, looking for anything of interest


> eff that. You don't have TIME to circle no dang house!


> Don't listen to him. You just slept for 8 hours, another few minutes won't hurt.


> Or will it? maybe there's something behind the house that will harm you. Maybe if you leave your area something will steal the BOAT. Maybe the PLOT would advance faster if you just ford.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 8:40 pm

draculahunter wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:
draculahunter wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:> circle the house before getting in the boat, looking for anything of interest


> eff that. You don't have TIME to circle no dang house!


> Don't listen to him. You just slept for 8 hours, another few minutes won't hurt.


> Or will it? maybe there's something behind the house that will harm you. Maybe if you leave your area something will steal the BOAT. Maybe the PLOT would advance faster if you just ford.


>Or maybe there are vast amounts of treasure behind the house, or piles of adorable, live, fluffy kittens to snuzzle, or items of the magical persuasion, or even a dancing dwarf!
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:07 pm

> The dead rat gives you plague and you die.
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Postby kzager » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:20 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
draculahunter wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:
draculahunter wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:> circle the house before getting in the boat, looking for anything of interest


> eff that. You don't have TIME to circle no dang house!


> Don't listen to him. You just slept for 8 hours, another few minutes won't hurt.


> Or will it? maybe there's something behind the house that will harm you. Maybe if you leave your area something will steal the BOAT. Maybe the PLOT would advance faster if you just ford.


> Or maybe there are vast amounts of treasure behind the house, or piles of adorable, live, fluffy kittens to snuzzle, or items of the magical persuasion, or even a dancing dwarf!


> Or maybe life doesn't operate that way; maybe you don't get random rewards dropped onto your lap for completing mundane tasks. Maybe the fact of the matter is that you're stuck on an island right now and the more time you linger the more likely you are to succumb to dehydration and/or extreme hunger.
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Postby GregorR » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:22 pm

draculahunter wrote:<place absurd number of quotes here ... ha, broke the chain>

> Or maybe life doesn't operate that way; maybe you don't get random rewards dropped onto your lap for completing mundane tasks. Maybe the fact of the matter is that you're stuck on an island right now and the more time you linger the more likely you are to succumb to dehydration and/or extreme hunger.


Which is why you should

> Drink enormous quantities of water with no regard to its salinity or cleanliness.

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Postby Portals » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:40 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:> The dead rat gives you plague and you die.

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Binkatron5000 wrote:> circle the house before getting in the boat, looking for anything of interest

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jvcc wrote:>Row to that island.

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Postby kzager » Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:57 pm

> very responsibly place your oars back in the boat so they don't fall into the water.

> dangle dead rat above the Tiktaailikic fish.

> Crow bar/flail it back to the Devonian period.
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Postby Portals » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:15 am

draculahunter wrote:> very responsibly place your oars back in the boat so they don't fall into the water.

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draculahunter wrote:> dangle dead rat above the Tiktaailikic fish.

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draculahunter wrote:> Crow bar/flail it back to the Devonian period.

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