Yet another Adventure: There Is A Guy And He Is Falling

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Yet another Adventure: There Is A Guy And He Is Falling

Postby Itszutak » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:27 am

So, after reading MS paint adventures, I felt a bit inspired to do my own MS paint adventure. Seems like quite a few other people have had the same idea on this board, so I know this encroaches on bandwaggonry. To at least stray it off the same path as some of the other adventures here, as well as to keep it entertaining for myself and you people, I set myself some rules:
First off:
-I will draw ANYTHING you request. That means every suggestion gets an image. Naturally, this could get very messy if I chose to keep a story going with every request. Thus:
-All but ONE suggestion (Per image) will lead to success. Other suggestions will somehow lead to the main character, THE GUY's death.
-I will not use any program other than MS paint. Not that I could use any if I tried.
-Unlike MS paint adventures, THERE IS NO PRE-DETERMINED STORYLINE. Everything that happens is either spur-of-the-moment on my part or the direct result of somebody's suggestion.



And some tips:
-Pretty much every standard of adventure games can be expected to be used. That includes inventory, USE x on x, etc.
-Many tips that work in NETHACK will work here. That includes etchings on the floor, dipping things into other things, etc.
-Infinite inventory space. Feel free to clutter it as much as possible!
-Look commands aren't in the first person, but a third person perspective with transparent walls so you can see what THE GUY sees. You may or may not find stuff that THE GUY cannot see.
-No matter how my stick figures look, they do have stuff on them. You may have to do a SEARCH or a LOOK command to figure this out.

Have fun, and good luck!

---START---

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>You are THE GUY. You are currently falling, and trying very hard to remember what happened last night and how the hell you got into this situation. You feel that it is vitally important that you look down.

PS: I'm not an artist :<
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Postby Nik » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:23 am

> kick air
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:50 am

> turn over and fart as hard as you can
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Postby Clueless » Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:34 am

> Land completely unharmed
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."

"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."


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Postby kzager » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:46 am

> go go gadget hellicopter.
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Postby PonderThis » Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:58 am

draculahunter wrote:hellicopter.
Is that Satan's helicopter?
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Postby katzenkoenig » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:19 pm

PonderThis wrote:
draculahunter wrote:hellicopter.
Is that Satan's helicopter?


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Postby kzager » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:30 pm

> Ignore spelling mistakes.
I have spell check on I thought. Dag namit...
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:00 pm

> Open parachute.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:48 pm

>*splat*
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Postby Portals » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:06 pm

>inventory
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Postby Itszutak » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:48 pm

It sure is a pain to draw so many things.

Hopefully in the future I won't cheat as much with my pictures. In the meantime:

FAILURE (Try again?):
Nik wrote:> kick air

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You kick the air. On the way down, you see that there is a PIT FULL OF SHARP SPIKES below you. You fall to your messy, messy demise.

PonderThis wrote:> turn over and fart as hard as you can

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You try your best to fart. What comes out is a torrent of horror that further adds to the mystery of what happened last night. Horrifyingly loud and sulfurous your torrent may be, it does nothing to stop the unrelenting pull of gravity. You fall to your messy, and not to mention smelly, death. Good job.

draculahunter wrote:> go go gadget hellicopter.

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Under the misapprehension that you are Inspector Gadget, you decide to turn into a helicopter, spinning up there twirling round. Instead of turning into some cool helicopter-person hybrid, however, you look rather silly before plummeting to your death.

Eviljekyll wrote:> Open parachute.

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You're pretty sure you don't, nor have you ever, possess a parachute. You end up looking silly fumbling around with your person while falling. Oh dear, you are dead.

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:>inventory

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Probably shouldn't have fumbled around, looking for an inventory, while you were falling. You find you have no inventory, and only a few split seconds of air time before you fall to your death.

Chrono Crow wrote:>*splat*

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SUCCESS:

Clueless wrote:> Land completely unharmed

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You realize this is a cop-out, but since it wasn't in the rules you go along with it anyway. You are now at the bottom of a pit, safe and sound. There are spikes around you, and a few yards of pit above you.

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Postby Nik » Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:58 pm

> lick spike to satisfy your hunger.
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Postby GregorR » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:02 pm

Nik wrote:> lick spike to satisfy your hunger.


> have sex with spike to satisfy a ... different hunger.
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Postby kzager » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:19 pm

> Climb out of hole
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Postby Clueless » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:42 pm

> Dig tunnel out of hole
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."

"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."


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Postby Portals » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:45 pm

>Now check inventory
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:16 pm

>quest log
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:41 pm

> add spikes to inventory
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Postby kzager » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:48 pm

> Impale your head on a spike.
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Postby sum yun gai » Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:53 pm

> gesticulate wildly
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Postby Clueless » Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:58 pm

> Dance out of pit.
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."

"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."


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Postby James » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:21 am

I like the title.

> Like the title
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:50 am

> Figure out the meaning of life.
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Postby PonderThis » Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:27 am

> Suspend the law of gravity and float out of pit. Reinstate gravity when you're in a safe location.
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