It sure is a pain to draw so many things.
Hopefully in the future I won't cheat as much with my pictures. In the meantime:
FAILURE (Try again?):
Nik wrote:> kick air
You kick the air. On the way down, you see that there is a PIT FULL OF SHARP SPIKES below you. You fall to your messy, messy demise.
PonderThis wrote:> turn over and fart as hard as you can
You try your best to fart. What comes out is a torrent of horror that further adds to the mystery of what happened last night. Horrifyingly loud and sulfurous your torrent may be, it does nothing to stop the unrelenting pull of gravity. You fall to your messy, and not to mention smelly, death. Good job.
draculahunter wrote:> go go gadget hellicopter.
Under the misapprehension that you are Inspector Gadget, you decide to turn into a helicopter, spinning up there twirling round. Instead of turning into some cool helicopter-person hybrid, however, you look rather silly before plummeting to your death.
Eviljekyll wrote:> Open parachute.
You're pretty sure you don't, nor have you ever, possess a parachute. You end up looking silly fumbling around with your person while falling. Oh dear, you are dead.
Probably shouldn't have fumbled around, looking for an inventory, while you were falling. You find you have no inventory, and only a few split seconds of air time before you fall to your death.
Chrono Crow wrote:>*splat*
Clueless wrote:> Land completely unharmed
You realize this is a cop-out, but since it wasn't in the rules you go along with it anyway. You are now at the bottom of a pit, safe and sound. There are spikes around you, and a few yards of pit above you.