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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:27 am

Since I can't get to sleep, I think I'll have a go at the +2 one.

Edit: Oops, I did draw one, but in looking over recent replies it seems as if MD was going to draw that. So I won't post mine. Perhaps I'll do the next innie, just to make sure I have the process right.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby DaVince » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:18 am

The hands attach to nothing but feet?! Trippy. :lol:

Mmm... Blue, smiling candy.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:25 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:Whee! Viiiaaagrrraaaa!

Do you say this from experience?
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Saltine » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:30 am

Super wow! Maurits Cornelis! Which way is up?

ZOOM

Templates: +2, -5

Don't know if anyone actually needs templates...
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:33 am

I wonder if I should continue mine and end with a more neutral border...
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:37 am

giantsfan97 wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:Whee! Viiiaaagrrraaaa!

Do you say this from experience?

Yes, I eat it like candy and have raging boners all day.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:27 am

Null wrote:I wonder if I should continue mine and end with a more neutral border...


I started working on this. Is this cheating?!
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:52 pm

TOO LATE. Stop me before I do the next one.

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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Binkatron5000 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 3:52 pm

THAT IS AWESOME!
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.

ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Saltine » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:54 pm

CONCUR!

ZOOM

Templates: +2, -6
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:06 am

I'm pretty sure I did the +2 thing completely wrong....
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby James » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:43 am

I'd like to give something a go, but I do crappy line drawings with hardly any colour, so I might have trouble making things match up. I have a few ideas, anyway.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Saltine » Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:08 am

Null wrote:I'm pretty sure I did the +2 thing completely wrong....
Completely? Is it an audio file or something?
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:22 pm

I think I misunderstood the instructions, which I read thoroughly glanced cursorily at. I thought we were to take template +2, then zoom into the center of it and draw on that, like the phone on page one, which then zooms into the phone pad. So that's what I did. Now I'm thinking I should have just drawn directly on +2 and it would then be zoomed for the next person. Or maybe I'm wrong, and thinking isn't called for here. There. And everywhere.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby MysticalDescent » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:23 pm

I am working on this (thought I'd better say something seeing as I feel bad holding out on +2 when Null is flying through them), but the standard of art for this so far is exceptional, I know what I want to do but I'm just trying to make it uncrappy.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:51 pm

Oh, I wasn't going to submit +2. I missed the bit where you said you were going to do it. I wasn't trying to hurry you or anything, just missed comprehension on my part.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:03 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:Whee! Viiiaaagrrraaaa!

Do you say this from experience?

Yes, I eat it like candy and have raging boners all day.

I pictured it as something a girl might say during sex hahaha

SIDE NOTE - I probably mentioned this before... but 2 years ago for halloween I dressed up as a viagra-dispensing-doctor and I carried a pill bottle full of blue candy. I made a label for the bottle that said "Boner Pills".

PS - I got some action that night from a girl who currently hates me


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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:58 pm

I may or may not do one. I feel my style does not fit the current trajectory of the project.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby DaVince » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:56 pm

Null wrote:I think I misunderstood the instructions, which I read thoroughly glanced cursorily at. I thought we were to take template +2, then zoom into the center of it and draw on that, like the phone on page one, which then zooms into the phone pad. So that's what I did. Now I'm thinking I should have just drawn directly on +2 and it would then be zoomed for the next person. Or maybe I'm wrong, and thinking isn't called for here. There. And everywhere.

Apparently both ends are available for you to draw in, so it should be fine. Zoom in on the pluses, zoom out on the minuses.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:42 am

Make me stop doing these.

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MAKE IT STOP


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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby loofah » Sat Jun 05, 2010 12:45 pm

Ooh! I like the eye one!
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Saltine » Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:07 pm

Ha, those are great. The fact that you posted two possibilities for -6, added to the fact that you did -5 and -4, makes me think -21. No, it makes me think you're not intending for either of them to be official. Or are you? What are you doing? Should I pick one or something?

As for the +2 issue, yes, the templates are pre-zoomed for your convenience maybe. For the positive end, draw anything you want, keeping in mind that the middle 400x300 is just a hint to the next entrant. For the negative end, draw anything you want, keeping in mind that the middle 400x300 should stay untouched.

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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:28 pm

Saltine wrote:Ha, those are great. The fact that you posted two possibilities for -6, added to the fact that you did -5 and -4, makes me think -21. No, it makes me think you're not intending for either of them to be official. Or are you? What are you doing? Should I pick one or something?

1. If someone else was already working on -6, that one should be used.
2. Failing that, if someone wants to use either as a basis for -7, they should do so, first stopping here to say which they will use.
3. You should use your mathematical genius to make them both work.
4. Someone should do something.
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Saltine » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:53 pm

Well, okay, if it helps people decide, here are the two zooms corresponding to the two different pictures:

a-zoom

b-zoom
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Re: Spamusement Zoom Quilt

Postby Null » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:42 am

Must...resist....

Control...weakening--

Must not draw...the project is enhanced by a greater number of participants

THE PROJECT IS ENHANCED BY A GREATER NUMBER OF PARTICIPANTS!

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MUST

RESIST

MUST...RESIST
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