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ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
EsBe wrote:> Straighten those crooked blinds.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
EvilJekyll wrote:> Offer guard BACON.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
MysticalDescent wrote:>Succumb to insanity and have an animated argument with the wall where you repeatedly ask it to determine once and for all whether it wants to be entirely white or entirely grey, as you simply cannot cope with the mixture.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
EvilJekyll wrote:>EXAMINE Prisoners of the World poster.
chrismachine wrote:> first, finish conversation with guard.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
Binkatron5000 wrote:>Lure guard in closer using vortex as excuse. Eat guard's face.
Judas Maccabeus wrote:> Take keys
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
EvilJekyll wrote:> USE BLOOD as HAIRGEL...SUAVE!
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
PonderThis wrote:Why does poor old GOD always end up being a psychopath?
EvilJekyll wrote:> OPEN DOOR with KEY
EvilJekyll wrote:> Bring GUARD into CELL
EvilJekyll wrote:> STEAL UNIFORM
PonderThis wrote:> Use the power of your mind to imagine that the spiral you see in front of you is a portal to another dimension and step through the portal.
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