WHAT SHOULD HE DO NEXT
My god
My god
When we last saw our hero he had just committed a number of heinous crimes at a local strip club, for which he was promptly sent to prison. Let's take a look and see how he's doing.
WHAT SHOULD HE DO NEXT
WHAT SHOULD HE DO NEXT
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
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EsBe
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Re: My god
> Straighten those crooked blinds.
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EsBe wrote:> Straighten those crooked blinds.
Due to the intense nature of our hero's madness, he has been put in a cell with no cells surrounding it on either side or across the hall for the safety of the other prisoners, not because I forgot to draw any in.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
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> Offer guard BACON.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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I'm disappointed that this thread is not full of stars.
> Yell "Geronimo" and run headfirst through cell door.
> Yell "Geronimo" and run headfirst through cell door.
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
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EvilJekyll wrote:> Offer guard BACON.
He seems skeptical.
Hey, other people, feel free to jump in on this if you want. The drawings, I mean.
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>Succumb to insanity and have an animated argument with the wall where you repeatedly ask it to determine once and for all whether it wants to be entirely white or entirely grey, as you simply cannot cope with the mixture.
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MysticalDescent wrote:>Succumb to insanity and have an animated argument with the wall where you repeatedly ask it to determine once and for all whether it wants to be entirely white or entirely grey, as you simply cannot cope with the mixture.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
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Re: My god
> Step into wall-vortex
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> first, finish conversation with guard. Then, vortex.
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
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>EXAMINE Prisoners of the World poster.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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EvilJekyll wrote:>EXAMINE Prisoners of the World poster.
chrismachine wrote:> first, finish conversation with guard.
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ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
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> Use vortex to hypnotise guard
> Take keys
> Take keys
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
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>Lure guard in closer using vortex as excuse. Eat guard's face.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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Binkatron5000 wrote:>Lure guard in closer using vortex as excuse. Eat guard's face.
Judas Maccabeus wrote:> Take keys
You have acquired: KEYS
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>Use keys to scratch away paint over a series of panels until the job has been thoroughly done.
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Re: My god
Why does poor old GOD always end up being a psychopath?
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> Now that you have made the appropriate blood sacrifice, enter the portal
or
> Unlock cell, search surroundings
or
> Unlock cell, search surroundings
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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> USE BLOOD as HAIRGEL...SUAVE!
> OPEN DOOR with KEY
> Bring GUARD into CELL
> STEAL UNIFORM
> ENTER PORTAL
> OPEN DOOR with KEY
> Bring GUARD into CELL
> STEAL UNIFORM
> ENTER PORTAL
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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Ah, business has ensued. I'll get to this hopefully within the next week. If not or if that seems too long, someone else can feel free to join in with the drawings.
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Re: My god
EvilJekyll wrote:> USE BLOOD as HAIRGEL...SUAVE!
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Hahaha. No suggestions this time, just... win.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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> Use the power of your mind to imagine that the spiral you see in front of you is a portal to another dimension and step through the portal.
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PonderThis wrote:Why does poor old GOD always end up being a psychopath?
Because that's what we all are here.
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."
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Re: My god
EvilJekyll wrote:> OPEN DOOR with KEY
EvilJekyll wrote:> Bring GUARD into CELL
EvilJekyll wrote:> STEAL UNIFORM
PonderThis wrote:> Use the power of your mind to imagine that the spiral you see in front of you is a portal to another dimension and step through the portal.
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