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My god

Postby jvcc » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:27 am

When we last saw our hero he had just committed a number of heinous crimes at a local strip club, for which he was promptly sent to prison. Let's take a look and see how he's doing.

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WHAT SHOULD HE DO NEXT
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Re: My god

Postby EsBe » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:30 am

> Straighten those crooked blinds.
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Re: My god

Postby jvcc » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:59 am

EsBe wrote:> Straighten those crooked blinds.


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Due to the intense nature of our hero's madness, he has been put in a cell with no cells surrounding it on either side or across the hall for the safety of the other prisoners, not because I forgot to draw any in.
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Re: My god

Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:59 am

> Offer guard BACON.
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Re: My god

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:16 pm

I'm disappointed that this thread is not full of stars.

> Yell "Geronimo" and run headfirst through cell door.
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Re: My god

Postby jvcc » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:02 pm

EvilJekyll wrote:> Offer guard BACON.


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He seems skeptical.

Hey, other people, feel free to jump in on this if you want. The drawings, I mean.
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Re: My god

Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:33 pm

>Succumb to insanity and have an animated argument with the wall where you repeatedly ask it to determine once and for all whether it wants to be entirely white or entirely grey, as you simply cannot cope with the mixture.
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Re: My god

Postby jvcc » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:17 pm

MysticalDescent wrote:>Succumb to insanity and have an animated argument with the wall where you repeatedly ask it to determine once and for all whether it wants to be entirely white or entirely grey, as you simply cannot cope with the mixture.


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Re: My god

Postby EsBe » Sat Jan 07, 2012 8:51 pm

> Step into wall-vortex
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Re: My god

Postby chrismachine » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:41 pm

> first, finish conversation with guard. Then, vortex.
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Re: My god

Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:44 pm

>EXAMINE Prisoners of the World poster.
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Re: My god

Postby jvcc » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:14 am

EvilJekyll wrote:>EXAMINE Prisoners of the World poster.


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chrismachine wrote:> first, finish conversation with guard.


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Re: My god

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:23 am

> Use vortex to hypnotise guard
> Take keys
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Re: My god

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:16 am

>Lure guard in closer using vortex as excuse. Eat guard's face.
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Re: My god

Postby jvcc » Sun Jan 08, 2012 4:52 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:>Lure guard in closer using vortex as excuse. Eat guard's face.

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Judas Maccabeus wrote:> Take keys

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You have acquired: KEYS
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Re: My god

Postby MysticalDescent » Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:26 am

>Use keys to scratch away paint over a series of panels until the job has been thoroughly done.
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Re: My god

Postby PonderThis » Sun Jan 08, 2012 10:54 am

Why does poor old GOD always end up being a psychopath?
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Re: My god

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Jan 08, 2012 11:58 am

> Now that you have made the appropriate blood sacrifice, enter the portal

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> Unlock cell, search surroundings
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Re: My god

Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:35 pm

> USE BLOOD as HAIRGEL...SUAVE!
> OPEN DOOR with KEY
> Bring GUARD into CELL
> STEAL UNIFORM
> ENTER PORTAL
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Re: My god

Postby jvcc » Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:01 pm

Ah, business has ensued. I'll get to this hopefully within the next week. If not or if that seems too long, someone else can feel free to join in with the drawings.
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Re: My god

Postby EsBe » Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:21 pm

EvilJekyll wrote:> USE BLOOD as HAIRGEL...SUAVE!

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Re: My god

Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:02 pm

Hahaha. No suggestions this time, just... win.
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Re: My god

Postby PonderThis » Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:05 pm

> Use the power of your mind to imagine that the spiral you see in front of you is a portal to another dimension and step through the portal.
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Re: My god

Postby Skimba » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:28 am

PonderThis wrote:Why does poor old GOD always end up being a psychopath?

Because that's what we all are here.
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Re: My god

Postby EsBe » Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:15 am

EvilJekyll wrote:> OPEN DOOR with KEY


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EvilJekyll wrote:> Bring GUARD into CELL


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EvilJekyll wrote:> STEAL UNIFORM


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PonderThis wrote:> Use the power of your mind to imagine that the spiral you see in front of you is a portal to another dimension and step through the portal.


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