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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:48 pm

This thread will be cool
You people are creative
Write something funny
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Dusk » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:50 pm

Which Haiku rules are we using?
I don't want an argument
about which ones are the proper ones
someone just make a decision.
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Postby kupo » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:51 pm

I don't really care
I think we are using the
Five and seven type
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:54 pm

Kupo is correct
First five then seven then five
There are other rules?
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:55 pm

So, five syllables?
And then you put seven more?
That sounds so stupid.

Zombie Protestor
You are very handsome but
All your words are lies.

What do we want? Brains!
And when do we want 'em? Brains!
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Postby James » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:04 am

I will not write one!
Haikus are stupid garbage
You won't catch me out

Writing a haiku
About how you don't like them
Has been done before
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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:09 am

Sometimes I feel like
all of the ants of the world
will take over Earth

Have you ever felt
that perhaps everyone is
out to make you dead?
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:46 am

kupo wrote:Have you ever felt
that perhaps everyone is
out to make you dead?

No, not paranoid.
Not like you, manatee thing.
You need therapy.
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Postby James » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:56 am

Haiku Haiku Haiâ€â€
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:06 am

"Ukiah." "Um, What?"
"I am saying you-key-uh.
It's haiku backwards."

Something special here.
It's revolutionary.
But it's top-secret.

God I need to stop.
These are getting more pointless.
Closing Spamusement.
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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:11 am

Sometimes I wonder
how much time I have wasted
on the internet
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Postby James » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:14 am

I'm writing, I am
Look! I am a writing man!
I am 'cause I can
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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:25 am

Is it a problem
That I am still around here
still writing haikus?

Everyone else has
gone to bed but I do not
want go to sleep
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Postby Dusk » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:30 am

Your statement is false
I just got up out of bed
so suck on that, seal
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Postby Lisle » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:36 am

I was just downstairs
Playing tetris with a girl
I am not asleep.

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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:58 am

I guess you are right
I am going to sleep now
Who's sucking dick now?
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Postby Dusk » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:13 am

You, I would suppose
Seeing that you have a beau
and lovenasium
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Postby IglooJeffrey » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:24 am

Haikus are awesome
Sometimes I make them for fun
And to flex my brain
My name is not Jeffrey

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Postby maychorian » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:28 am

Pink kangaroos dance
in tandem with the giraffes
and the purple cow.
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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:12 pm

Hey, I am at work
I don't know why I am here
I should move back home

Being on my own
kinda really sucks big balls
I hate my boyfriend
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Postby Nik » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:39 pm

Vagina! Penis!
Testicles and breasticles
This is a Haiku!
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby Robert » Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:49 pm

You there! Peasant girl!
Bring me my juice this instant.
It tastes like apples.
ntw3001 wrote:Steer clear of Robert or James though. I generally get those two mixed up for no reason, even if it's with people I've known for years. There must be something sinister going on.

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Postby IglooJeffrey » Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:19 pm

Some of these haikus
At least in my opinion
Are rather bawdy
My name is not Jeffrey

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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:10 pm

A retort to Dusk:
What you said before to me
about sucking dicks

I have not done so
in well over a month
and what you biatch?
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Postby maychorian » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:14 pm

Cherry blossom falls
from the very highest branch
and splats on the ground.
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