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Postby maychorian » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:06 pm

A one-man orgy
By its own definition,
Wouldn't need you, James.
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Postby James » Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:13 pm

Add to an orgy
And you get a bigger one
It's still an orgy
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Postby Robert » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:05 pm

James wrote:Hey, did you guys know
That my middle name is Nick?
May I join the fun?

Here I was hoping
That James’s middle name was
Robert. We’d be twins.

James wrote:Oh all right, I lied
You already know my name
But I had to try

I don’t know your name.
I must keep the dream alive!
Two sides of a coin.
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Postby kupo » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:05 pm

Though Ni(c)(k) sex is good
I really have a secret
I'd like to sex James


Too bad I am not
nearly as cool as Daniel
I don't have a chance
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:09 pm

kupo wrote:Though Ni(c)(k) sex is good
I really have a secret
I'd like to sex James.


You want to sex James?
I'm pretty sure he's a male.
Though I could be wrong.
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Postby kupo » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:17 pm

Uh, what do you mean?
I am a girl and I would
like to do a guy

Ha, that last haiku
Makes me sound like a total
slut. Hahahaha
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:23 pm

kupo wrote:Uh, what do you mean?
I am a girl and I would
like to do a guy


You should click this link,
And then look at meaning 6.
Then I think you'll see.
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Postby kupo » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:25 pm

I do see that now
Though I want to just make sure
he has a penis
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Postby James » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:33 pm

Robert wrote:
James wrote:Oh all right, I lied
You already know my name
But I had to try

I don’t know your name.
I must keep the dream alive!
Two sides of a coin.

Type 'aitch tee tee pee
Colon slash slash ess pee aye
Em you ess ee em

'Ee en tee dot cee
Oh em slash eff oh ar you
Em ess slash vee eye

'Ee doubleyou tee
Oh pee eye cee dot pee aitch
Pee question mark

'Pee equals nine two
Eight seven hash nine two eight
Seven' and click 'go'
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Postby Dusk » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:20 pm

Nice, per.
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Postby IglooJeffrey » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:35 pm

Daniel Talbot, eh?
Wasn't Talbot the name of
A famous werewolf?
My name is not Jeffrey

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Postby Dusk » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:46 pm

..or vampire?
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Postby BradLand1 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:49 pm

i know that Per speaks
english, but when he does i am
completely confused
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:54 pm

Dusk Bringer wrote:..or vampire?


Worst Haiku EVER.
So quoth the comic book guy.
Or something like that.

Woo! 600th post!
Why did it have to be here,
In this pointless thread?
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Postby kupo » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:04 am

I do not think that
this thread is pointless at all
It makes me happy.
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Postby BradLand1 » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:13 am

dear the haiku thread,
we love you very very much.
love, the spamusers
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Postby Daniel. » Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:33 am

you are a big spaz
and you are a great big twat
you heard me you spaz
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Postby BradLand1 » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:47 am

oh no, no one is
posting new haikus! dont let
daniels rage stop you!

post away, my pretties
the world needs more haikus and
i know you know it
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Postby James » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:09 pm

BradLand1 wrote:i know that Per speaks
english, but when he does i am
completely confused

Is it my accent?
My strange pronunciation?
I am so unclear

Hold on a minute
I am typing, not speaking!
Perhaps you are blind
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Postby giantsfan97 » Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:25 pm

I woke up early
I require more sleep than that
Class was cancelled... fork
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby IglooJeffrey » Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:23 pm

BradLand1 wrote:oh no, no one is
posting new haikus! dont let
daniels rage stop you!


It's hard to follow
Daniel at the best of times
He's strange and scary

A challenge for you
Haiku like Yoda you must
If strong, your Force is
My name is not Jeffrey

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Postby BradLand1 » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:12 pm

i meant to say that
"how much x per james murray"
makes no sense at all
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Postby James » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:24 pm

It would work for hats
How many hats for each one?
(That's each James Murray)

Someone said it, once
A classmate from my old school
It was not funny
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Postby BradLand1 » Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:48 pm

James wrote:It would work for hats
How many hats for each one?
(That's each James Murray)


example, this is.
yoda wonders, talking to
himself, is he? hurmph*

(*yoda groan)
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Postby kupo » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:14 am

My feet are quite cold
They feel like small blocks of ice
Dear god help me please
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