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Postby Nik » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:42 pm

Sounds like it's on
Between Kupo and Dusky
More at eleven.
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Veepa wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:45 pm

My stomach hurts bad
I think I ate too quickly
I want to go home


How many small ants
would it take to lift a big
house off of the ground?


I think that maybe
giraffes hold the secret to
everlasting life


Kamikaze soup
Falling from the sky to kill:
Boiling hot liquid
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James
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Postby James » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:25 pm

Four hundred and eight
Is how many artichokes
I didn't just eat
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Postby Dusk » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:53 pm

Kupo's stomach hurts
She is probably pregnant
Oh god save us all
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Postby Nik » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:55 pm

SPAWN OF THE DEVIL
Yeah, you heard me right, suckers
Nah, I'm just kidding.
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Veepa wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:04 pm

Yes, I am pregnant
And I have terrible news
Dusk Bringer, it's yours
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Postby Dusk » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:10 pm

Oh my holy crap
That is such terrible news
Hey wait, I'm sterile
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Postby BradLand1 » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:"Ukiah." "Um, What?"
"I am saying you-key-uh.
It's haiku backwards."


Ukiah, Cali
what a lovely place it is
-Chamber of Commerce
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Postby kupo » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:16 pm

Oh well. I wonder
Whose child I am carrying
It must be the Lord's
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Postby Nik » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:18 pm

I certainly hope
She doesn't find out it's mine
GF will kill me....
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Veepa wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:19 pm

Knocked up by the force
Your child will be Anakin
Beware Sand People
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby BradLand1 » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:21 pm

Kupo is pregnant
she has noone to turn to
semen stains galore
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Postby James » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:32 pm

I would like to say
In light of the pregnancy
I DON'T EAT BABIES
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Postby Dusk » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:52 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:Knocked up by the force
Your child will be Anakin
Beware Sand People


ROFL
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:01 am

James wrote:I DON'T EAT BABIES


james is so picky
its just ham sammies for him
lighten up, theyre good!
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Postby kupo » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:03 am

I would like to be
impregnated by the Force
Small baby Jedi
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Postby James » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:03 am

Hey you, BradLand1
Don't tell me to lighten up
You just killed my cat
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Postby Dusk » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:04 am

Kupo is pregnant
But the kid is not my son
Doo doo doo doo doooo
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Postby James » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:06 am

But Red Skivvy Guy
Has been poking his pointer
All over the place
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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:14 am

RSG what a
promiscuous little fellow
knocking up kupo

child support payments
im sorry to say, kupo
may never arrive

and this is due to
the fact that RSG is
incorporeal
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Postby kupo » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:14 am

Billie Jean is not
my lover she's just a girl
who thinks I'm the one
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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:21 am

kupo is singing
to mask the pain and hide the
gooey semen stains
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Postby maychorian » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:21 am

I just want to say
That this picture i just took:
Quite appropriate.

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Postby sillybear25 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:09 am

chrismachine wrote:Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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I know it's not mine to post, but I like it, so I'm posting it anyway. It's his sig. You've probably all seen it before. Too bad :P
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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Please don't correct me on this quote. It's been misquoted a frillion different ways. Chances are you're wrong too.

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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:33 am

sillybear25 wrote:
chrismachine wrote:Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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I know it's not mine to post, but I like it, so I'm posting it anyway. It's his sig. You've probably all seen it before. Too bad :P


chrismachine is lame
for he stole that haiku from...
...i cant remember

now i remember
it was from threadless.com
he now feels the shame

frank is in heaven
or he would be if not for
heaving St. Peter
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