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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:48 am

Dusk Bringer wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Knocked up by the force
Your child will be Anakin
Beware Sand People


ROFL
I had a feeling that you would be the only one to laugh at that.
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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IglooJeffrey
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Postby IglooJeffrey » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:49 am

I post on Threadless
My name is ZombieToArt
But only slogans

I recently had
Over fifty percent on
One of my slogans

This makes me so proud
That people like my slogans
Enough to vote "Yes"
My name is not Jeffrey

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kupo
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Postby kupo » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:52 am

giantsfan97 wrote:
Dusk Bringer wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Knocked up by the force
Your child will be Anakin
Beware Sand People


ROFL
I had a feeling that you would be the only one to laugh at that.


I found it hysterical. But I didn't want to throw off the continuous stream of only-haiku-posts.

THANKS FOR RUINING THAT YOU GUYS
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:02 am

kupo wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:
Dusk Bringer wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Knocked up by the force
Your child will be Anakin
Beware Sand People


ROFL
I had a feeling that you would be the only one to laugh at that.


I found it hysterical. But I didn't want to throw off the continuous stream of only-haiku-posts.

THANKS FOR RUINING THAT YOU GUYS


You could have written
A haiku indicating
How much you liked it
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!

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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:03 am

IglooJeffrey wrote:I post on Threadless
My name is ZombieToArt
But only slogans

I recently had
Over fifty percent on
One of my slogans

This makes me so proud
That people like my slogans
Enough to vote "Yes"


most slogans there suck
yours are the exception, meh?
i shall check them out
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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:24 am

some dope slogans there
i like the one about school
too bad i voted no

(jk)

psst. igloojeffrey's
real name's jason dougherty
thats interesting
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IglooJeffrey
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Postby IglooJeffrey » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:31 am

Curses, discovered
Though I suppose that it was
Inevitable
My name is not Jeffrey

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Lisle
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Postby Lisle » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:20 pm

Blast! Blast blast blast blast!
Blast blast blast blast blast blast blast!
Blast, blast! -Obi-wan

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kupo
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Postby kupo » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:27 pm

These are not the droids
you are looking for. Haha,
that is a big lie


Obi-Wan is cool
He uses Jedi mind tricks
against dumb people
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Postby Veepa » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:35 pm

Leia has hot buns.
I'd like to light her saber.
That means bang her, right?
Long live the new flesh.

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Postby caboosewasframed » Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:43 pm

Haikus are simple
Anyone can do it but
Most are piles of crap

I'm not going to do
A haiku about Star Wars
Because... oh, poopcakes

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James
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Postby James » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:20 pm

Giant dustbin lids
Tiny elevator doors
I am joining in
SIGNATURE: GONE

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kupo
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Postby kupo » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:51 pm

caboose, what the hell
Your first line was incorrect
It's six syllables
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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:25 pm

hai-kus are simp-le
thats only five syllables
good going kupo
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Postby James » Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:19 pm

Perhaps she pronounced
The word 'I'm' uncontracted
That would make it six

I just looked it up
'Uncontracted' was not found
But I think it works
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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:11 pm

that would be seven
counting haiku syllables
can be tedious

im sorry kupo
next time be more specific
and we'll avoid this
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Postby James » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:01 pm

Holy crap, you're right!
I was miscounting 'going'
Like Caboose, it seems
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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:34 pm

i guess its okay
for the degenerates from
south carolina

oh snap, burn, zing, FACE!
caboosey is offended
by my prejudice
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Postby James » Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:41 pm

Hey, you genius
You missed an apostrophe!
...What have we become?
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Postby BradLand1 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 7:20 pm

hear the buckshot hounds,
a murder in the red barn.
Tom Waits is awesome
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kupo
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Postby kupo » Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:07 pm

Sometimes I wonder
how stupid all you guys are
But I do not mind
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Nik
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Postby Nik » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:31 pm

I feel insulted
Kupo said I am stupid
--cut--cut--cut--cut--cut--
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Veepa wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:Nik = least threatening person on this board :D

Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.

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Postby kupo » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:39 pm

No Nik do not cry
We are both Nicoles, therefore
We are geniuses
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Postby Dusk » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:42 pm

Don't believe her, Nik
She is being such a bitch
MY MUM'S FACE IS NICE!
EvilJekyll wrote:To summarise, people will always people.

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Postby Circuitous » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:47 pm

Giant bloody fish,
what the hell? Who put this here?
This won't do at all.

There's a goddamn fish
just sitting here on the porch
raising an awful stink.

When I find the shmuck
who put this fish on my porch
I'll likely kill him.

Everyone knows it.
I hate fish. I really do.
And fish on my porch...

Don't get me started.
My porch is a sacred place.
Don't want fish on it.

HEY KID OVER THERE
DID YOU PUT FISH ON MY PORCH?
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN.
Tatsumakisenpuukyaku!


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