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Postby Clueless » Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:38 pm

PonderThis wrote:Bah! I still like my story better!

Think about it. If your story were true, would i really admit it? 8)

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Saltine wrote:Haha you stole my soul


Really? Well I'd better give it back then. could you please pick out your soul from these:
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Postby James » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:34 pm

Chrono Crow wrote:Internet Hall of James

Videojames.
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Postby ntw3001 » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:29 pm

James wrote:
PortalsAreAwesome wrote:James looks pissed.

You betcha! It seems to be directed at NTW, though, which is weird, because he's generally quite amusing. I guess he must be going on about how he doesn't like GoldenEye or something.


It looks to me like you've just asked me a difficult question and are judging my worth as a person based on how long it takes for me to come up with an answer. 'ntw, I have a problem. One week ago to the second, I left a bucket out in the rain. The diamater of the bottom was ten inches, the diameter at the top fourteen. The bucket was eighteen inches tall. If I give you a breakdown of the weather patterns in my area over the course of the last week, could you please calculate for me the depth of water remaining in the bucket? Of course, you will be permitted a small margin for error based on the changes which may have taken place since my beginning this request. Oh, and I'll want to see your working so please try not to use any numbers of more than one digit. They bring me out in a rash.' *glower*

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Postby James » Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:01 pm

Hahaha, yeah. Still, it's a pretty deliberately malicious problem to pose.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:37 pm

James wrote:
Chrono Crow wrote:Internet Hall of James

Videojames.

Stereojames.
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Postby catastrophile » Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:19 pm

Videojames, the Radio Star?
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Postby reo01 » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:12 am

LOL I love that Null is the ball. I already had my turn at being the ball- drawn, interestingly enough, by Null... :D
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Postby Null » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:31 am

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Postby loofah » Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:48 am

haha. cute.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:18 am

Lawlz! Who is the blonde one? Hair reminds me of Clueless :P
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Postby EvilJekyll » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:35 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:Lawlz! Who is the blonde one? Hair reminds me of Clueless :P

That'd be KatyM.
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Postby Null » Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:13 pm

Actually, I was thinking of Clueless, even though I'm pretty sure he's not a woman or a girl.

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Postby Clueless » Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:21 am

Null...

That is AWESOME! :D :D
quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.



:D :wink:

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:12 pm

Kupo's PISSED.
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Postby catastrophile » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:23 pm

Or aggressively sad, at least.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:28 pm

catastrophile wrote:Or aggressively sad, at least.


Yes.
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Postby Null » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:34 pm

KUPO, SHE IS THE TOUGHEST FIGHTER

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Postby Chrono Crow » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:38 pm

Kupo gon' kick all our asses, while Nik just makes us look like one, collectively. I would say something about Bubbles, but no one can seem to decide on who the hell it is.
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Postby jvcc » Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:40 pm

Buttercup was always my favorite. I guess that means Kupo is my favorite now.

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Postby katzenkoenig » Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:54 pm

jvcc wrote:Buttercup was always my favorite. I guess that means Kupo is my favorite now.


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Skimba wrote:And she laughed and laughed...'cause she knew she wasn't wearing any pants.

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Postby Dusk » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:38 am

I don't remember posting that. :/

Isn't it someone's turn to do a chapter of this?

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Postby Clueless » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:00 am

I had been planning on doing more of the "generic ball game"-one, but i ran out of ideas.
quetzalcoatlus wrote:I love how pleased the star is with it's copious armpit hair. That is a sentence I never thought I would find myself typing.



:D :wink:

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Postby MysticalDescent » Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:59 pm

I could do more V.E.R.N.O.N., as I've been planning for years, but I'm pretty low on time. IT IS COMING SOON HONESTLY.

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Postby Null » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:40 am

Idea by jvcc and PonderThis. Principle casting by PonderThis.

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Postby kzager » Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:05 am

Oh.
I read "sausage in a bottle" at first.
That's sounded like a good idea!


Oh, uh. I feel like I should explain the back-story to kyle island.

I want to find an island somewhere and pretty much start an entire new society from scratch without any outside influences. All inventions they'd have to make on their own.

In theory, if you set up enough conditions to support growth (hard rocks - things like flint or obsidian that can be easily manipulated into tools, plenty of animals that are both food and hunters of the people on the island, plenty of trees and variety of fruits) they should be able to make their own way of running things.

No outside influences so they'd have to be put on the island at birth and probably raised with simple skills. Maybe raised by people who are trained to not influence any kind of inventions beyond finding fresh water, finding food, maybe even a starter thing like making a fire.

Of course, this is incredibly incredibly inhumane but if I were to do it as a reality TV show then I'd probably be able to avoid legal stuffs and make money at the same time. And then we'd be able to put hidden cameras everywhere and scientifically document how societies are formed from cave drawings to wherever they end up going.

It'd be like the thing on South Park where earth is a tv show.
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