ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."
traubster wrote:Not every moment can be awesome.
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Null wrote:You should make all five of them JVCC.
Unless you want to make two of them Conan O'Brien and Stephen Colbert.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
kupo wrote:Everyone has "dark" inside of them unless they've swallowed a flashlight
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