Generic Office Dude 3 - Telephone Pictionary: The Orange Box

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Generic Office Dude 3 - Telephone Pictionary: The Orange Box

Postby PonderThis » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:54 pm

The idea is to do Dusk's Generic Office Dude as a sort of game. The game is simple enough. You're either a Drawer or a Commander. Can't do both.

OK, let's give it a try. I'll start with the Dude back in his office, confident that all his strange travails are behind him.
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Poor sap.

Edit: Thanks, Null, for the title idea!
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Postby Nik » Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:56 pm

> Tip chair too far back and fall hilariously to the ground.
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Postby traubster » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:12 pm

Discretely masturbate.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:56 pm

> Nik's idea while doing Traubster's idea
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby jvcc » Wed Dec 19, 2007 4:05 pm

>Look under your desk for "the orange box."
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Postby loofah » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:13 pm

Should someone claim one, when they're going to draw it? Otherwise, we may get multiple people drawing the same command.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:17 pm

loofah wrote:Should someone claim one, when they're going to draw it?
That's probably a good idea.

I can't draw anything else until I get home from work tonight, so if someone wants to start in the meantime, that's fine.

BUT: Once you start something, please finish it within a reasonable time, or I may ninja you.
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Postby Null » Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:24 pm

I'll try to combine Nik's and Traubster's. But it'll be when I get home this evening (to my lousy monitor).

Unless the boss leaves early.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:49 pm

Well, I guess I got home from work before Null. I'll do the first few and see how that comes out.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:15 pm

> Tip chair too far back and fall hilariously to the ground.
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> Discretely masturbate.
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> Nik's idea while doing Traubster's idea
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OK, people, post more commands so Null has something to draw when he gets home from work!
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Postby chrismachine » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:31 pm

switch the washroom signs on the doors, and draw a mustache on the female sign.
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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:57 pm

switch the coffee in the break room from folgers to gourmet coffee and see if anyone notices the difference
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Postby Null » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:20 pm

chrismachine wrote:switch the washroom signs on the doors, and draw a mustache on the female sign.

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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:59 pm

>Wait for ladies in the old mens room.
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Postby Null » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:10 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:>Wait for ladies in the old mens room.

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Postby catastrophile » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:33 am

He said the OLD MEN's room.
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Postby Dusk » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:50 am

LOL
Null, that second last one is kinda uncanny.
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Postby Null » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:34 am

catastrophile wrote:He said the OLD MEN's room.


I'm sorry EvilJekyl. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. No Null has ever made a mistake or distorted information; this can only be attributable to human error.
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Postby Nik » Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:44 am

Hit first person who comes in the bathroom over the head with a blunt object.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:07 am

Nik wrote:Hit first person who comes in the bathroom over the head with a blunt object.


>Make toilet paper mummy with body.
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Postby Null » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:49 am

Is there some kind of bureau that decides how many Drawers we have?
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Postby Null » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:15 am

I thought Nik wrote:Hit first person who comes near the bathroom over the head with a blunt object.

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Postby Dusk » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:33 am

Oh shit.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:31 pm

That must be Skimba, because it doesn't look like Null's renderings of Nik.
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Postby traubster » Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:40 pm

Drill a hole in her head and then pour a highly caustic liquid into her brain, effectively removing her free will in order to render her your helpless zombie sex slave.
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