Generic Office Dude 3 - Telephone Pictionary: The Orange Box

[PonderThis]

The idea is to do Dusk's Generic Office Dude as a sort of game. The game is simple enough. You're either a Drawer or a Commander. Can't do both.

OK, let's give it a try. I'll start with the Dude back in his office, confident that all his strange travails are behind him.


Poor sap.

Edit: Thanks, Null, for the title idea!

[Nik]

> Tip chair too far back and fall hilariously to the ground.

[traubster]

Discretely masturbate.

[giantsfan97]

> Nik's idea while doing Traubster's idea

[jvcc]

>Look under your desk for "the orange box."

[loofah]

Should someone claim one, when they're going to draw it? Otherwise, we may get multiple people drawing the same command.

[PonderThis]

Should someone claim one, when they're going to draw it?

That's probably a good idea.

I can't draw anything else until I get home from work tonight, so if someone wants to start in the meantime, that's fine.

BUT: Once you start something, please finish it within a reasonable time, or I may ninja you.

[Null]

I'll try to combine Nik's and Traubster's. But it'll be when I get home this evening (to my lousy monitor).

Unless the boss leaves early.

[PonderThis]

Well, I guess I got home from work before Null. I'll do the first few and see how that comes out.

[PonderThis]

> Tip chair too far back and fall hilariously to the ground.



> Discretely masturbate.



> Nik's idea while doing Traubster's idea


OK, people, post more commands so Null has something to draw when he gets home from work!

[chrismachine]

switch the washroom signs on the doors, and draw a mustache on the female sign.

[sum yun gai]

switch the coffee in the break room from folgers to gourmet coffee and see if anyone notices the difference

[Null]

switch the washroom signs on the doors, and draw a mustache on the female sign.

[EvilJekyll]

>Wait for ladies in the old mens room.

[Null]

>Wait for ladies in the old mens room.

[catastrophile]

He said the OLD MEN's room.

[Dusk]

LOL
Null, that second last one is kinda uncanny.

[Null]

He said the OLD MEN's room.

I'm sorry EvilJekyl. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. No Null has ever made a mistake or distorted information; this can only be attributable to human error.

[Nik]

Hit first person who comes in the bathroom over the head with a blunt object.

[EvilJekyll]

Hit first person who comes in the bathroom over the head with a blunt object.

>Make toilet paper mummy with body.

[Null]

Is there some kind of bureau that decides how many Drawers we have?

[Null]

Hit first person who comes near the bathroom over the head with a blunt object.

[Dusk]

Oh shit.

[EvilJekyll]

That must be Skimba, because it doesn't look like Null's renderings of Nik.

[traubster]

Drill a hole in her head and then pour a highly caustic liquid into her brain, effectively removing her free will in order to render her your helpless zombie sex slave.