Fun with IRC Markov Chat Bots

[Nik]

Welcome to # Spamusement. Our resident bots are Casper and JekBoT.


[20:31] JekBoT: you guys remind me of kids hopping up and down in the morning
[20:31] Nik: no, uou fo
[20:31] JekBoT: got no body
[20:31] Nik: I mean.... you do
[20:31] JekBoT: don't mean to scare you
[20:32] Nik: so wait, you're just a head?
[20:32] JekBoT: oh, wait
[20:32] casper: *pulls up wiring, pulls down pants*
[20:32] JekBoT: pull down his pants !

[15:01] JekBoT: your ass bot says poopcakes
[15:01] JekBoT: you're trying to sleep
[15:01] EvilJekyll1: I am not.
[15:01] JekBoT: i am not !
[15:01] katzenkoenig: haha
[15:01] katzenkoenig: your ass bot says poopcakes!
[15:01] EvilJekyll1: He does.
[15:01] JekBoT: he says your name money rickin'-frackin' a coconut ?
[15:01] JekBoT: does it make me go brokeback on your ass bot

[14:34] EvilJekyll1: Skimba?
[14:34] JekBoT: skimba
[14:34] casper: Somebody said Skimba is secretly black, EvilJekyll1
[14:34] EvilJekyll1: Nik?
[14:34] casper: Somebody said Nik is lesborz, EvilJekyll1
[14:34] JekBoT: somebody said casper is fugly
[14:34] JekBoT: somebody said skimba is rickin'-frackin' hilarious

[14:04] Skimbatgirl: *spanks jetbot repeatedly*
[14:04] Nik: woo, it's spanking time
[14:04] JekBoT: so alton brown time !

[kupo]

Thse bots were funny.

I loled.

[sum yun gai]

i think monkey was spelled wrong in chat #2

[Nik]

[22:51] catass: I love this song
[22:51] JekBoT: a song in my bed
[22:51] catass: not the song I was thinking of, but one of my faves
[22:51] Nik: these bots are as obsessed with sex as we are
[22:51] JekBoT: what song was it
[22:51] JekBoT: kenyan sex tourism ?

[Dusk]

[22:51] JekBoT: what song was it
[22:51] JekBoT: kenyan sex tourism ?

The Wrong Treatment just had their next album name handed to them.

[catastrophile]

[21:44] catass: that's such a "hey internet boyfriend I'm 16 wanna hook up?" picture
[21:44] JekBoT: omens have to leave
[21:44] JekBoT: wanna hook up ?
[21:45] Nik: no..... I don't want to hook up with you
[21:45] catass: how the hell does jekbot snag those three words?
[21:45] JekBoT: is hell .
[21:45] catass: yes, yes it is.
[21:45] Nik: I don't know!
[21:45] Nik: it freaks me out!
[21:45] JekBoT: yes, that's on, try to figure it out with him
[21:45] JekBoT: what comes out of empty miller cans
[21:45] catass: . . . is that a riddle?
[21:45] JekBoT: i'm sure is
[21:46] Nik: okay, then what comes out of empty miller cans?
[21:46] JekBoT: poop comes out my butt sometimes
[21:46] catass: -_-
[21:46] Nik: that wasn't the question!
[21:46] JekBoT: your question ?
[21:46] Nik: no YOUR question, smartass
[21:46] catass: I think we have our answer
[21:46] JekBoT: my question
[21:46] JekBoT: my answer

I think that Skynet plugin is going to his head.

Also, I found the setting that was keeping casper so quiet. I fixed it.

[23:58] casper: Four
[23:58] catass: o_O
[23:58] catass: . . . go on.
[23:58] JekBoT: go for it
[23:58] casper: but jekbot wants to go from network, baby, come over here
[23:58] JekBoT: it shall be malibu, baby
[23:59] catass: . . . oh. oh, dear. oh, dear god, no.
[23:59] JekBoT: oh god yes .
[23:59] casper: It does matter that I'm the biggest idiot on the forum, and I have him for that

. . . yeeeeeah, I dunno.

[Nik]

[16:12] JekBoT: i hate you
[16:12] Nik: I know you do
[16:12] JekBoT: i know, man
[16:12] casper: i really think he is hot
[16:12] JekBoT: should really go to spamucon
[16:23] Nik: who should go to spamucon?
[16:24] JekBoT: at spamucon 2008 : skimba will bed Nik
[16:24] casper: there, that's better

[ntw3001]

I like those guys. JekBot was totally into the dangly wire game from the flash games thread. He was obsessed.

[catastrophile]

*tackles Enty for great big hugses*

EDIT:

[14:53] casper: lord kupo said she'd drive some people back from the earth

[14:54] KatyM: He had it set to "slapping my girlfriend with my cock" for a while just to annoy my mom >.>
[14:54] casper: hm.. it gets the hose again

[sum yun gai]

http://www.news.com/8301-13860_3-9831133-56.html

[catastrophile]

Among CyberLover's creepy features is its ability to offer a range of different profiles from "romantic lover" to "sexual predator."

Crap, they're onto me.

At least somebody finds me creepy.

[18:52] catass: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
[18:52] casper: No.
[18:53] catass:

[catastrophile]

[21:47] catass: I just have a dirty mind, you know
[21:47] jvcc: Very well.
[21:48] JekBoT: i don't know, i did very well .
[21:48] casper: Wow
[21:48] jvcc: At what, JekBot?
[21:48] JekBoT: and jekbot, you have to be my jo buddy ?
[21:48] casper: this conversation
[21:48] jvcc: Can I be your jo buddy?
[21:49] JekBoT: overto your place halfnaked and asked for my gender
[21:49] jvcc: No.
[21:49] casper: fine, bitch
[21:49] jvcc: o_O

[EvilJekyll]

I finally got around to setting up JekBoT again.

[EvilJekyll]

Jekbot hath returned. I'll need to see if I can find the old word list for him though, right now he's rather blank.

[Binkatron5000]

Jekbot hath returned. I'll need to see if I can find the old word list for him though, right now he's rather blank.

Tabula rasa, no more!

[Skimba]

HAHAHAHAHA - YAY!

[Jhang]

When i get some free times then i gossip with my friends and asks each other funny riddles. It makes much fun and we enjoy it much. Please tell me more funny riddles so that i can share these with my friends.

[PonderThis]

The chat bots are getting better at this.

[fanelian]

Nah. That post should obviously go in the "Funny links" thread

[EvilJekyll]

That reminds me, I should try to actively keep Jekbot alive in the chat that no one seems to use.

[Skimba]

As I was going through this thread, I missed those chats. Could you show the link again? I don't remember how to get there anymore.

[EvilJekyll]

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