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Postby stevenf » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:03 pm

Going through my hard drive, I found some half-finished Spamusements that I got partway through drawing before deciding they were too stupid to post.

The best part is, I have no idea what the subject lines were, and somehow having lost the context makes them funny again.

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That last one is especially baffling/hilarious.

Also I have the flu.
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Postby pitnyelder » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:07 pm

#4 was replaced by this.
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Postby stevenf » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:16 pm

Hey, you're right!
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Postby EvilJekyll » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:27 pm

I'm guessing the first one was about Elvis lamps.
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Postby PonderThis » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:14 pm

I'm going to go look for spam subject lines that they could apply to. Well, except for #4 of course.
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Postby Null » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:15 pm

The last one was probably for "Test Oyl."

(Too lazy to look up the cartoon.)
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Postby Null » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:26 pm

I wonder if the first one has something to do with "replica lamps."
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Re: Spamusement Mysteries

Postby Blasphemy » Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:49 pm

Extra power. Don't think. Just act.

stevenf wrote:Image


That's probably not the one he was using, but it sort of fits.
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Postby Nyperold » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:40 pm

That's why I use the subject lines for my filenames. :)
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Postby ntw3001 » Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:26 pm

I remember some random picture thread where a lot of people posted their mystery spamusements. It was pretty funny, in a confusing way.
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Postby stevenf » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:40 pm

I think you might be right about "Extra power, don't think just act" and "Test oyl". I'm not 100% but that seems right.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:36 pm

I'm wondering if #2 had something to do with juice in the spamline.
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Postby Null » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:45 pm

The Eskimos one--something about "She will be impressed if you increase your size"?
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Postby Null » Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:46 pm

The Pokemon one was probably just a commemoration of when Pikachu won the Academy Award for Best Actor that one time.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:18 pm

these are hilarious, i dont want to know the lines
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby Judas Maccabeus » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:26 pm

I also have a few that I've forgotten the lines of:

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Postby Nyperold » Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:42 pm

"Make a deal with the devil", maybe?

"rescue underage"?

"Perfectly Legitimate Salads"? Alternatively, "tossed into a plot"?

"If walls could talk"?

No idea...
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Postby Skimba » Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:11 pm

Lovely.
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Postby kupo » Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:35 am

I love the second one. I don't know why but I love his face so much. He's just like "hi" with power lines in his mouth. It's great.
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Postby Null » Sat Feb 02, 2008 2:34 am

Every time I look at the first drawing, I keep thinking the kid has a turkey stuck on his or her head.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:18 pm

I don't know if this was a Spamusement, but it's a half finished drawing and it's on my pc.

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Postby giantsfan97 » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:51 pm

^ that looks like it was done with an etchasketch
I love this post so much I'm going to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant!
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Postby ntw3001 » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:57 pm

Blackadder Goes Forth fanart?
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Postby jvcc » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:21 pm

ntw3001 wrote:Blackadder Goes Forth fanart?


I thought it looked like it was from The Thin Blue Line, but you're probably right.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:40 pm

He looks vaguely like Rowan Atkinson.
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