This dude was definitely specifically trying to screw with me in the first place. But I tried to screw with him back... with excessively correct english. Or something. Screennames changed to protect the I don't really know why I bothered to censor his screenname when no one else is:
***** (1:29:41 PM): What kind of panties are you wearing? ODINALA?
DestroyAllTacoz (1:35:55 PM): The kind of panties I am wearing are boxer shorts.
DestroyAllTacoz (1:36:24 PM): This is because I am a man.
***** (1:37:38 PM): wanna tinker with my stinker??
DestroyAllTacoz (1:37:54 PM): I do not, good sir
***** (1:38:23 PM): you do not what?
DestroyAllTacoz (1:40:31 PM): I do not wish to repair your device that emits an offensive odor.
****** (1:41:07 PM): 1: it's not an, it's a.2: i think you're sexy
DestroyAllTacoz (1:47:02 PM): "offensive" starts with a vowel sound, so it should in fact be "an".
****** (1:47:49 PM): sure.
DestroyAllTacoz (1:51:01 PM): However, if I had said "an unique odor", I would have in fact been incorrect, because unique starts with a y sound.
DestroyAllTacoz (1:51:11 PM): Y is sometimes considered a vowel, but not in this situation.
******* (1:53:50 PM): yeth, i'm aware. what's your name
DestroyAllTacoz (1:54:16 PM): My name is Mike.
******* (1:54:51 PM): What's your last name?
DestroyAllTacoz (1:55:00 PM): Quetzalcoatlus
******** (1:55:25 PM): oh i'm sure it is. really, what is it?
DestroyAllTacoz (1:55:48 PM): No, that's really it.
******* (1:57:13 PM): mhmm. why are you im'ing me?
DestroyAllTacoz (1:57:47 PM): I believe that you are the one who first sent a message to me
******** (1:58:45 PM): ha. except not really.
DestroyAllTacoz (2:00:04 PM): You instant messaged me and asked a question regarding my intimate apparel. If we have communicated previously, I do not recall such a thing happening
****** (2:01:56 PM): you im'ed me earlier, and this is just a belated reply.
DestroyAllTacoz (2:03:43 PM): It must have been while i was drinking bleach.
****** (2:05:42 PM): orly? how'd you get my porn star name in the first place?
***** signed off at 2:05:42 PM.
***** is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
I am pretty sure I never IMed that guy. I generally do tell strangers online that my last name is Quetzalcoatlus if they ask.
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