I know it's been posted throughout these forums, but I though it's own thread was in order. I haven't seen any gut-busters recently, but just to start it off:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015612.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007228.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007224.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007212.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015618.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015594.html
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Hey, I contributed to one of those once:
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002227.html
I don't know what the context of this was, nor would I want to.
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002227.html
I don't know what the context of this was, nor would I want to.
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I liked your submission better, Nik
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015647.html
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I liked your submission better, Nik
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015647.html
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"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."
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Is this pre-chewed enough?
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Loud man: ...and he wakes me up at night licking my eyelids!
Should We Go for the Easy "Eating Pussy" Joke Here?
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"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."
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Supervisor (in a sing-song voice): Sex with Steven is more boring than church.
Employee #1: (humming along)
Supervisor: Sex with Steven is like...a handjob during Golden Girls.
Employee #1: Sex with Steven is like getting off on a baby carrot.
Employee #2: A baby pickle.
Employee #1: Whatever. Sex with Steven is...like an orgy with old people.
(pause)
Supervisor : You took it too far.
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Woman on intercom: David*, to the back office. David*, to the back office, please.
David*on intercom: No, I don't want to. No, I don't want to.
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I like linking better, this was a pain in my arse.
Supervisor (in a sing-song voice): Sex with Steven is more boring than church.
Employee #1: (humming along)
Supervisor: Sex with Steven is like...a handjob during Golden Girls.
Employee #1: Sex with Steven is like getting off on a baby carrot.
Employee #2: A baby pickle.
Employee #1: Whatever. Sex with Steven is...like an orgy with old people.
(pause)
Supervisor : You took it too far.
Hamilton
Ontario
Canadia
9AM Unless There's Cake. Unless There's Cake
Woman on intercom: David*, to the back office. David*, to the back office, please.
David*on intercom: No, I don't want to. No, I don't want to.
Kinko's
San Antonio, Texas
10AM You Have to Celebrate the Little Things
Joyous cube dweller: Yay! My ass works!
DIT
Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Across From The poopcakes Show
I like linking better, this was a pain in my arse.
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."
Awesomeness. New addictive site alert!
I'm overtired, so this one is probably making me laugh more than it should-
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I'm overtired, so this one is probably making me laugh more than it should-
10AM Too Little, Too Late for the Chicken
Marketing manager: My uncle had a chicken incident, and then he learned to keep his pants on.
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hi i am shilling runescape money .but wont actually delivr .because im a spambot out to separate u from ur munee .
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Executive officer: I need a teabag, a teabag...my kingdom for a teabag.
Female high school student walking into guidance counselor's office with a group of friends: Oh, right! You're who we come to talk to about sex.
Guidance counselor: Ahh, yes...
Female student: Well, I don't need to talk to you because I don't do that.
Guidance counselor: Do what?
Female student: You know...sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.
Executive officer: I need a teabag, a teabag...my kingdom for a teabag.
Female high school student walking into guidance counselor's office with a group of friends: Oh, right! You're who we come to talk to about sex.
Guidance counselor: Ahh, yes...
Female student: Well, I don't need to talk to you because I don't do that.
Guidance counselor: Do what?
Female student: You know...sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.
"I want potential romantic and/or sexual prospects to be vaguely reminded of John Wayne Gacy when they see me."
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