Overheard - The Official Thread

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Overheard - The Official Thread

Postby Skimba » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:44 am

I know it's been posted throughout these forums, but I though it's own thread was in order. I haven't seen any gut-busters recently, but just to start it off:

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015612.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007228.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007224.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007212.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015618.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015594.html
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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:37 pm

Hey, I contributed to one of those once:
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002227.html

I don't know what the context of this was, nor would I want to.
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Postby PonderThis » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:47 pm

So true, so true.

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Postby Portals » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:15 pm

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003619.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009646.html
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Postby Nik » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:12 am

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015637.html
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Postby Skimba » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:42 pm

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007276.html
I liked your submission better, Nik
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015647.html
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:47 pm

Greatness. :)


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Postby Nik » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:52 pm



Thanks, so did I!
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Postby Saltine » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:43 am

URG, JUST POST TEXT HERE! I don't wanna click a link to read one line of text! MAKE MY LIFE EASIER! NOW! CHEW MY FOOD FOR ME
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Postby Skimba » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:51 am

Saltine wrote:MAKE MY LIFE EASIER! NOW! CHEW MY FOOD FOR ME

Only if I can regurgitate it for you too.
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http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/arc ... 05338.html
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Postby Skimba » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:26 pm

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015546.html
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Postby Skimba » Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:27 pm

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015843.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015844.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007359.html
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Postby kupo » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:06 pm

"A chicken incident."

THE CHICKEN INCIDENT.

The Great Chicken Incident of 1912.
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Postby kzager » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:34 pm

kupo wrote:"A chicken incident."

THE CHICKEN INCIDENT.

The Great Chicken Incident of 1912.


Is that the one where the plant that makes fermented chickens exploded and hot chicken stuffs flooded the city?
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Postby Skimba » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:23 pm

2PM Use the Shank Key

VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, "I'll cut you."

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Postby quetzalcoatlus » Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:14 am

I just submitted one that was basically like this:

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Postby slydon » Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:53 am

Skimba wrote:2PM Use the Shank Key

VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, "I'll cut you."

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Postby katzenkoenig » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:27 am

Until you got cut. via IM.
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Postby Saltine » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:44 pm

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Postby Skimba » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:04 pm

Yes.


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Female student: You know...sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.
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