Overheard - The Official Thread
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Overheard - The Official Thread
I know it's been posted throughout these forums, but I though it's own thread was in order. I haven't seen any gut-busters recently, but just to start it off:
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015612.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007228.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007224.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007212.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015618.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015594.html
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015612.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007228.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007224.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007212.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015618.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015594.html
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Hey, I contributed to one of those once:
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002227.html
I don't know what the context of this was, nor would I want to.
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002227.html
I don't know what the context of this was, nor would I want to.
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Is this pre-chewed enough?
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Supervisor (in a sing-song voice): Sex with Steven is more boring than church.
Employee #1: (humming along)
Supervisor: Sex with Steven is like...a handjob during Golden Girls.
Employee #1: Sex with Steven is like getting off on a baby carrot.
Employee #2: A baby pickle.
Employee #1: Whatever. Sex with Steven is...like an orgy with old people.
(pause)
Supervisor : You took it too far.
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I like linking better, this was a pain in my arse.
Supervisor (in a sing-song voice): Sex with Steven is more boring than church.
Employee #1: (humming along)
Supervisor: Sex with Steven is like...a handjob during Golden Girls.
Employee #1: Sex with Steven is like getting off on a baby carrot.
Employee #2: A baby pickle.
Employee #1: Whatever. Sex with Steven is...like an orgy with old people.
(pause)
Supervisor : You took it too far.
Hamilton
Ontario
Canadia
9AM Unless There's Cake. Unless There's Cake
Woman on intercom: David*, to the back office. David*, to the back office, please.
David*on intercom: No, I don't want to. No, I don't want to.
Kinko's
San Antonio, Texas
10AM You Have to Celebrate the Little Things
Joyous cube dweller: Yay! My ass works!
DIT
Lansing, Michigan
Overheard by: Across From The poopcakes Show
I like linking better, this was a pain in my arse.
Awesomeness. New addictive site alert!
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I'm overtired, so this one is probably making me laugh more than it should-
10AM Too Little, Too Late for the Chicken
Marketing manager: My uncle had a chicken incident, and then he learned to keep his pants on.
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Executive officer: I need a teabag, a teabag...my kingdom for a teabag.
Female high school student walking into guidance counselor's office with a group of friends: Oh, right! You're who we come to talk to about sex.
Guidance counselor: Ahh, yes...
Female student: Well, I don't need to talk to you because I don't do that.
Guidance counselor: Do what?
Female student: You know...sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.
Executive officer: I need a teabag, a teabag...my kingdom for a teabag.
Female high school student walking into guidance counselor's office with a group of friends: Oh, right! You're who we come to talk to about sex.
Guidance counselor: Ahh, yes...
Female student: Well, I don't need to talk to you because I don't do that.
Guidance counselor: Do what?
Female student: You know...sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.
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