Rock hard is the only result we give

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Rock hard is the only result we give

Postby Portals » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:40 am

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Postby Chrono Crow » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:28 am

In my experience, red + MSpaint + jpeg = AHHHEYEBLEED. When using MSpaint, it's best to go with png of bmp. In any program that allows you to adjust the quality of a jpeg, it's gravy.
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Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:53 am

bbcode doesn't like .bmp.
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Postby peavypeavy » Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:56 am

on a side note, the comic itself is pretty funny.
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Postby Zombie Protestor » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:06 am

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Postby kvn8907 » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:25 pm

LOL! Moh's scale!

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I'm probably the only one that gets that. :-/
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Postby kzager » Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:47 pm

kvn8907 wrote:LOL! Moh's scale!

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I'm probably the only one that gets that. :-/


Even Portals doesn't get it!
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Postby PonderThis » Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:01 pm

draculahunter wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:LOL! Moh's scale!

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I'm probably the only one that gets that. :-/

Even Portals doesn't get it!

Indeed. :|
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Postby Portals » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:58 pm

PonderThis wrote:
draculahunter wrote:Even Portals doesn't get it!

Indeed. :|

What do you mean by that? I know what it is. :? It's a method of determining what minerals are by scratch-testing them. You figure out what mineral it is depending on what they can be scratched by, and it's on a scale of 1-10, talc being 1 and diamond being 10. The test in this comic has just a sheet of paper, on which you check off 'rock hard'. It's supposed to be funny. HAH HAH.

I feel insulted. :x
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Postby James » Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:38 pm

Eviljekyll wrote:bbcode doesn't like .bmp.

Not to mention your ISP. It's uncompressed, for Christ's sake! That's got to be approaching ten times larger than necessary.

phpBB's dislike of BMPs may well be a deliberate design choice. You don't want a bunch of morons murdering your connection with absurdly large image downloads.

Unless it's a "last person to post in this thread wins" thing or something.
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Postby loofah » Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:56 pm

PortalsAreAwesome wrote:
PonderThis wrote:
draculahunter wrote:Even Portals doesn't get it!
Indeed. :|

What do you mean by that?
I took that as draculahunter poking fun at the statement that kvn made (that he was the only one who knew, therefore excluding you (but obviously you knew what it was - you're the one who made the comic)). Then Ponder was agreeing that it was a ridiculous statement.

Or maybe I completely misunderstood.
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Postby Portals » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:45 pm

loofah wrote:I took that as draculahunter poking fun at the statement that kvn made (that he was the only one who knew, therefore excluding you (but obviously you knew what it was - you're the one who made the comic)). Then Ponder was agreeing that it was a ridiculous statement.

Oh. :oops: Yeah, that makes more sense. WHY DO I NEVER THINK! AARGH
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Postby Nyperold » Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:57 pm

I never really got into minerals, so while I'd heard of the scale, I never learned its name. This is where I first learned of it.
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Postby PonderThis » Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:09 pm

loofah wrote:
PortalsAreAwesome wrote:
PonderThis wrote:
draculahunter wrote:Even Portals doesn't get it!
Indeed. :|

What do you mean by that?
I took that as draculahunter poking fun at the statement that kvn made (that he was the only one who knew, therefore excluding you (but obviously you knew what it was - you're the one who made the comic)). Then Ponder was agreeing that it was a ridiculous statement.
Indeed! :)
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Postby OP Tipping » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:17 pm

"Unless it's a "last person to post in this thread wins" thing or something."

How do I collect my prize?
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Postby kzager » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:45 am

Well you just lost.
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Postby rayvn41 » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:47 am

kvn8907 wrote:LOL! Moh's scale!

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I'm probably the only one that gets that. :-/


Actually, i did, too.
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Postby Chrono Crow » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:48 pm

Does he have another nipple in his armpit?
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Postby Nyperold » Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:14 pm

I intended it to be hair, but whatever.
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Postby OP Tipping » Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:13 am

Is he wearing one of those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms or is that his natural texture?
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Postby kvn8907 » Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:28 pm

OP Tipping wrote:Is he wearing one of those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms or is that his natural texture?


*shudder* Those things are evil!

Annonymous voice: "Wait, if you're a virgin, why were you trying out condoms?"

<.< >.> <.< >.> No reason.
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Postby sum yun gai » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:31 pm

kvn8907 wrote:
OP Tipping wrote:Is he wearing one of those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms or is that his natural texture?


*shudder* Those things are evil!


you do realize that they are made for insertion into a woman's vagina and not a man's anus?
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Postby kvn8907 » Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:41 pm

sum yun gai wrote:
kvn8907 wrote:
OP Tipping wrote:Is he wearing one of those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms or is that his natural texture?


*shudder* Those things are evil!


you do realize that they are made for insertion into a woman's vagina and not a man's anus?


*shrugs* It came with a variety back, and I was just using it for masturbation. It felt like a worm.

TMI?
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Postby Portals » Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:56 pm

kvn8907 wrote:TMI?

Gosh, not at a bit. I'm sure we all really wanted to hear about you jerking off. [/sarcasm]
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