Overheard - The Official Thread

by **Skimba** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:44 am

I know it's been posted throughout these forums, but I though it's own thread was in order. I haven't seen any gut-busters recently, but just to start it off:

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015612.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007228.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007224.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007212.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015618.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015594.html
CHRISTMAS

by **quetzalcoatlus** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:37 pm

Hey, I contributed to one of those once:
http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/002227.html

I don't know what the context of this was, nor would I want to.

by **PonderThis** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:47 pm

So true, so true.

Hobo: There's a Republican in Greenwich Village! [Sirens sound nearby.] Better watch out!

by **Portals** » Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:15 pm

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/003619.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/009646.html

by **Nik** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:12 am

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015637.html

by **Skimba** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:42 pm

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007276.html
I liked your submission better, Nik
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015647.html
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by **PonderThis** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:47 pm

Skimba wrote:http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007276.html

Greatness.

And now in business news, how about a vision statement?

by **Nik** » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:52 pm

Skimba wrote:I liked your submission better, Nik

Thanks, so did I!

by **Saltine** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:43 am

URG, JUST POST TEXT HERE! I don't wanna click a link to read one line of text! MAKE MY LIFE EASIER! NOW! CHEW MY FOOD FOR ME

by **Skimba** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:51 am

Saltine wrote:MAKE MY LIFE EASIER! NOW! CHEW MY FOOD FOR ME

Only if I can regurgitate it for you too.

by **EvilJekyll** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:12 pm

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/arc ... 05338.html

by **Portals** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:58 pm

Is this pre-chewed enough?

Weirdest Roommate Ever

Loud man: ...and he wakes me up at night licking my eyelids!

Should We Go for the Easy "Eating Pussy" Joke Here?

Housewife: We all have days at home with the cat where we think, "God, that cat looks yummy."

Pretty Soon You'll Hear the Pitter Patter of Tiny Sheets

Semi-sober girl: You going home to sleep it off?
Drunk girl: I'm gonna go home and make love to my bed... Make little cots...

by **Skimba** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:26 pm

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015546.html

by **Skimba** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:27 pm

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015843.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015844.html
http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/007359.html
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/015841.html

by **Skimba** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:29 pm

9AM Wait-- What's Wrong with a Handjob During Golden Girls?

Supervisor (in a sing-song voice): Sex with Steven is more boring than church.
Employee #1: (humming along)
Supervisor: Sex with Steven is like...a handjob during Golden Girls.
Employee #1: Sex with Steven is like getting off on a baby carrot.
Employee #2: A baby pickle.
Employee #1: Whatever. Sex with Steven is...like an orgy with old people.
(pause)
Supervisor : You took it too far.

Hamilton
Ontario
Canadia

9AM Unless There's Cake. Unless There's Cake

Woman on intercom: David*, to the back office. David*, to the back office, please.
David*on intercom: No, I don't want to. No, I don't want to.

Kinko's
San Antonio, Texas

10AM You Have to Celebrate the Little Things

Joyous cube dweller: Yay! My ass works!

DIT
Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: Across From The poopcakes Show

I like linking better, this was a pain in my arse.

by **reo01** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:50 am

Awesomeness. New addictive site alert!
I'm overtired, so this one is probably making me laugh more than it should-

10AM Too Little, Too Late for the Chicken

Marketing manager: My uncle had a chicken incident, and then he learned to keep his pants on.

Queen Anne Avenue
Seattle, Washington

by **kupo** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:06 pm

"A chicken incident."

THE CHICKEN INCIDENT.

The Great Chicken Incident of 1912.

by **kzager** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:34 pm

kupo wrote:"A chicken incident."

THE CHICKEN INCIDENT.

The Great Chicken Incident of 1912.

Is that the one where the plant that makes fermented chickens exploded and hot chicken stuffs flooded the city?

by **Skimba** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:23 pm

2PM Use the Shank Key

VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, "I'll cut you."

550 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

by **quetzalcoatlus** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:14 am

I just submitted one that was basically like this:

Girl (trying to keep balanced on a crowded train): This is like skiing, but with one ski...
Guy: Snowboarding, hun.

by **slydon** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:53 am

Skimba wrote:2PM Use the Shank Key

VP, using Instant Messenger: How do I type a smiley face that means, "I'll cut you."

550 Madison Avenue
New York, New York

OMG! I WORKED THERE!!!

by **katzenkoenig** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 4:27 am

Until you got cut. via IM.

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by **Saltine** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:44 pm

RUN ESCAPE MONEY

by **Skimba** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:04 pm

Yes.

Executive officer: I need a teabag, a teabag...my kingdom for a teabag.

Female high school student walking into guidance counselor's office with a group of friends: Oh, right! You're who we come to talk to about sex.
Guidance counselor: Ahh, yes...
Female student: Well, I don't need to talk to you because I don't do that.
Guidance counselor: Do what?
Female student: You know...sex. I don't do it 'cause I'm syllabus.
Guidance counselor: Ummmm, right.

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