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Postby catastrophile » Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:36 pm

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ZOMG THAT GUY KNOWS HOUSE!
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Postby giantsfan97 » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:06 pm

MYSTERY SOLVED!!!!!

GGFantast: hey
giantsfan97: whos this?
GGFantast: marissa
giantsfan97: hmm i dont know anyone named marissa i think you may have gotten the wrong screen name
GGFantast: well
GGFantast: im in the same gym as u
giantsfan97: lol i am in college i dont have "gym" anymore
giantsfan97: i think you may have gotten the wrong screen name
GGFantast: o
GGFantast: is this mj
giantsfan97: nope it isnt
giantsfan97: let me ask you something
GGFantast: k
giantsfan97: where did you get this screen name from
GGFantast: well i was lookin at ur pro and saw ur comments
giantsfan97: what profile? on what website
GGFantast: for aim
giantsfan97: my profile only says "I bELIeve!"
GGFantast: befor it was different
giantsfan97: the reason i ask is because i get IM'd like twice a week from people just like you who think i am some kid named MJ
GGFantast: it is
giantsfan97: and i really want to know how they get my screen name
giantsfan97: and why they think i am him
GGFantast: amani says hey MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on ur pro
giantsfan97: do you understand that i am not MJ
GGFantast: ill ask claire then
giantsfan97: please do
GGFantast: she said its mj
giantsfan97: wow yuo guys are idiots
GGFantast: no
GGFantast: i know this is mj
GGFantast: im not stupid
giantsfan97: CLEARLY YOU ARE STUPID
giantsfan97: i am not MJ
giantsfan97: invite him over
giantsfan97: and ill still be here
GGFantast: its mj
giantsfan97: wow this conversation is about to get really awkward for you
GGFantast: how
giantsfan97: because i really want to fork you up your ass
GGFantast: excuse me
GGFantast: im just tryin to be nice
GGFantast: claire told me u were awesome so i wanted to meet u
giantsfan97: im really awesome
giantsfan97: but im not MJ
giantsfan97: and
GGFantast: well
giantsfan97: i cant wait to blow my load all over you and yuor friends faces
giantsfan97: because yuo are clearly a couple of whores
GGFantast: i know ur mj
GGFantast: so watev
giantsfan97: will you suck my dick then?
giantsfan97: clearly i am some dumb fork named MJ
giantsfan97: and you want my cock
GGFantast: watev
GGFantast: just leave me alone lier
giantsfan97: no way baby
giantsfan97: im going to touch your boob in gym class
giantsfan97: you will LOVE it
GGFantast: i dont like u
GGFantast: u dont even know me
giantsfan97: i dont know you? i spy on you all the time bitch
giantsfan97: i fucked your mom
giantsfan97: how could i know you any better
GGFantast: yeah...sure
GGFantast: if ur gonna lie at leats be good at it
giantsfan97: im not lying
giantsfan97: ill give you details
giantsfan97: her bush is really hairy
giantsfan97: just the way i like it
GGFantast: GGFantast (3:45:08 PM): giantsfan97
GGFantast (3:45:11 PM): who is that
dzjy08844 (3:45:14 PM): mj

GGFantast (3:45:22 PM): he said hes not
dzjy08844 (3:45:29 PM): well hes lying
GGFantast (3:45:43 PM): ha
giantsfan97: hahaha hey im fine with you thinking that i am MJ
giantsfan97: that way i can say whatever poopcakes i want
giantsfan97: and he gets the blame
giantsfan97: so seriously, are you a virgin or what
GGFantast: watev
giantsfan97: please dont cry
giantsfan97: MJ gets turned on when girls cry
GGFantast: ?
giantsfan97: lol
giantsfan97: you still think i am MJ huh
GGFantast: yeah
giantsfan97: why would MJ say all this to you
GGFantast: cuz he doesnt know me-only seen me
GGFantast: nvm
GGFantast: this isnt mj
giantsfan97: AMAZING I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH
GGFantast: 'well
GGFantast: his aim is gaintsfan97
giantsfan97: well this is giantsfan97
giantsfan97: theres a difference
GGFantast: yea
GGFantast: i know
giantsfan97: tell him to stop giving out MY rickin'-frackin' screen name
GGFantast: hes not
giantsfan97: and tell him to learn how to spell GIANTS
GGFantast: watev
GGFantast: by
giantsfan97: THANKS FOR PLAYING
GGFantast: leave me alone
GGFantast: who is this tho
giantsfan97: you should probably block me
giantsfan97: because this poopcakes is hilarious for me
giantsfan97: and ill keep going
GGFantast: who is this
GGFantast: wats ur name
giantsfan97: i love how you think you might somehow know me based on my first name
giantsfan97: just because my screen name is similar to some kid you knows screen name
giantsfan97: that means i live near you?
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Postby kzager » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:35 pm

Gif.

I love you.
I don't care if you love me back.

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Postby sum yun gai » Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:45 pm

is this the end of "Random IM's"??? tune in next week to find out!

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Postby giantsfan97 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:17 am

draculahunter wrote:Gif.

I love you.
I don't care if you love me back.

-Kyle
You have stroked my ego nicely.


I can't even tell you guys how satisfying it was to finally find out why these people have been IM'ing me.

I've had so many more of these that I didn't post, although most of the time I just ignore them as soon as I realize that they are looking for MJ.

I will give him credit for one thing though, he seems to be quite popular with the ladies.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:41 pm

PREFACE TO THIS NEXT ONE:

I have nothing against Jews, just idiots.
Also the first part of the conversation where I told this person that I'm not who they think I am is cut off.

evildramaqueen94: wat skool do u go to?\
giantsfan97: why on earth do you think i want to talk to you
evildramaqueen94: r u Jewish
evildramaqueen94: if u r ill talk 2 u
giantsfan97: no i hate jews
evildramaqueen94: if not bye

evildramaqueen94: ok bi
evildramaqueen94: and they hate u
evildramaqueen94: wat ru muslim
giantsfan97: too bad their opinion doesnt matter
giantsfan97: because they are jewish
evildramaqueen94: so they have a diffrent religion then u
evildramaqueen94: do u belve in god
giantsfan97: i dont belve in anything
giantsfan97: i dont even know what that means
evildramaqueen94: well how do birds fly
evildramaqueen94: how r humands alive
evildramaqueen94: hoo made us
giantsfan97: how is babby formed?
evildramaqueen94: g-d created them and he sent them to a stomache of aladdy\\
evildramaqueen94: so ther has to be a g-d
giantsfan97: so you just believe anything adults tell you without questioning it?
evildramaqueen94: ya but there is a g-d
evildramaqueen94: rite
giantsfan97: nobody can prove that there is
giantsfan97: nobody can prove that there isnt
giantsfan97: but we do know that people make babies, not god
evildramaqueen94: hoo sedxs down the baby to them they make it and who brings it alive
giantsfan97: nope he doesnt send anything
giantsfan97: all the parts are already there
evildramaqueen94: u belive in a stupid cross
giantsfan97: do i believe that there is such a thing as a cross? yes
evildramaqueen94: ya wat does that do
giantsfan97: it does nothing
giantsfan97: its an inanimate object
evildramaqueen94: so how do u bleive in it
giantsfan97: i believe that there is such a thing as a cross
giantsfan97: look
giantsfan97: t
giantsfan97: thats a cross
giantsfan97: x
giantsfan97: thats a cross too
evildramaqueen94: obviosuly
giantsfan97: + so is that
giantsfan97: well dont ask stupid questions then if the answer is obvious
evildramaqueen94: because i didn't mean it that way
giantsfan97: well then say it how you mean it
evildramaqueen94: you know how i meant it
giantsfan97: are you asking if i believe that jesus is the son of god?
evildramaqueen94: ur sooooooooo crazy Jews roxs
giantsfan97: yeah jews rock so much that you dont even know how babby is formed
evildramaqueen94: wat skool do u go to
evildramaqueen94: then why don't you tell me how
giantsfan97: a man puts his penis in a womans vagina until his sperm comes out and one of them meets her egg and the combine and it grows into a babby over 9 months
evildramaqueen94: ur masdd stupid
evildramaqueen94: we have to go
giantsfan97: ok i hope you die! bye!
evildramaqueen94: same to you
giantsfan97: at least you spelled that right
evildramaqueen94: do you even know how old i am?
giantsfan97: do you even know how babby is formed?
evildramaqueen94: do you even know how to spell baby?
evildramaqueen94: no answer?
giantsfan97: dont call me baby
evildramaqueen94: i want t\
giantsfan97: you want t?
giantsfan97: here you go
giantsfan97: t
giantsfan97: heres another
giantsfan97: t
evildramaqueen94: you know what?
evildramaqueen94: you should go learn some manners
evildramaqueen94: it is obvious that you attend yeshiva
giantsfan97: looks who's talking, YOU im'd ME and i said to leave me alone and YOU kept talking
evildramaqueen94: and that you are just being anal
evildramaqueen94: i said bye
evildramaqueen94: and all you did was continuosly im us
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Postby Nik » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:48 pm

I think my favorite part is when she was SO SURE you were a Christian or a Catholic because you said you weren't a jew.
Also, how self-righteous is she? Well, both people typing that conversation.
and my favorite part of all:
evildramaqueen94: you should go learn some manners
evildramaqueen94: it is obvious that you attend yeshiva.
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Postby James » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:00 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:I have nothing against Jews

Nice save.

Seriously though, I like that the person is apparently deciding whether to talk to people based on whether or not they're Jewish. Personally, I only talk to Lutherians. All other denominations and religions are a WASTE OF MY TIME.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:07 pm

She im'd me again, in bold and a huge font:

evildramaqueen94: loser
evildramaqueen94: weml
evildramaqueen94: WATEER MAJOR LOSER!!!!!!
evildramaqueen94 signed off at 1:03:35 PM.


weml?
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Postby Nik » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:09 pm

I think she's trying to tell us something!
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Postby Skimba » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:15 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:weml?

That's what I thought.
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Postby Clueless » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:35 pm

giantsfan97 wrote:weml?


I think it stands for "Whizzing Evil Muffin Laugh".
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."

"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."


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Postby sum yun gai » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:37 pm

Skimba wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:weml?

That's what I thought.


apparently it stands for water major loser. so in other words, you are a watefall?
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:33 pm

WHO IS THE LOSER NOW?

evildramaqueen94: hi
evildramaqueen94 signed off at 1:46:08 PM.
evildramaqueen94 signed on at 1:50:18 PM.
evildramaqueen94: just 2 tell u Jews roxs
evildramaqueen94: i am JEWISH and ur raciest to jewish people
evildramaqueen94: >:o
giantsfan97: you are a credit to your people
evildramaqueen94: crazy
giantsfan97: you almost know how to spell
evildramaqueen94: haha
evildramaqueen94: u r still beingraciest
evildramaqueen94: by the way i hatae the giants and u
giantsfan97: please dont hate me
giantsfan97: i need your love
evildramaqueen94: for the recourd jets rox
giantsfan97: oh yeah? when was the last time they won the super bowl?
evildramaqueen94: and i do not like people who are raciest to my religon and by the way i go to yeshiva and who ever hates Jewish people and your backround came from jacob and ashav so u and i are related so beat that
giantsfan97: why would i care if we are related
giantsfan97: you are still an idiot
giantsfan97: who has a large jewish nose
evildramaqueen94: o and u neede my love i hate u
giantsfan97: you are making me cry! and we are related! you are a bad relative
evildramaqueen94: ur still raciest
evildramaqueen94: not that way
evildramaqueen94: wat rade r u in
evildramaqueen94: wat grade r u in
giantsfan97: wat grade r u in
evildramaqueen94: ??????????
evildramaqueen94: i asked 1
giantsfan97: i asked 2
evildramaqueen94: hah
evildramaqueen94: im in 5th
evildramaqueen94: u?
evildramaqueen94: wat r u in
evildramaqueen94: ????????????????/???/????
giantsfan97: 15th
evildramaqueen94: wwat year r u born in
evildramaqueen94: were u born in
giantsfan97: 2001
giantsfan97: wwat year r u born in
evildramaqueen94: 1998
evildramaqueen94: ur a little 7 year old
evildramaqueen94: or 8
evildramaqueen94: wat skool do u go to'
evildramaqueen94: ??????????????
evildramaqueen94: no wonder i make u cry fast
giantsfan97: wat skool do u go to
giantsfan97: ??????????????
evildramaqueen94: ur in 2end grade or in third
evildramaqueen94: i go to hafter in wood mere
evildramaqueen94: wat skoool do u go to
evildramaqueen94: u live in great neck rite
giantsfan97: why do you think i live there
evildramaqueen94: wait wat skool do u go to
evildramaqueen94: tell me
evildramaqueen94: ?????????????????????
giantsfan97: i will only answer if you use more question marks
evildramaqueen94: i no everything u told me was a lie or should i say is a lie well thats the way non-Jews r srry
evildramaqueen94: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

evildramaqueen94: /
/???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

evildramaqueen94: happy
giantsfan97: no im still sad
evildramaqueen94: haha]
giantsfan97: how is babby formed
evildramaqueen94: ill put more question marks after u answer me
evildramaqueen94: god makes it in heven the wen the parents do it and then g-d puts it in the ladys stomache couse she worked for it happy

evildramaqueen94: loser
giantsfan97: because she worked for it?
giantsfan97: she probably just laid there
giantsfan97: the man did all the work
evildramaqueen94: ya hoo gives the baby its heart????
evildramaqueen94: hoo givesa teh abilty so the parent s can make it
evildramaqueen94: how do birds fly hoo makes it fly?\
giantsfan97: nobody makes them fly
giantsfan97: its their choice
giantsfan97: they dont have to if they dont want to
evildramaqueen94: wen the first biird was on land how did it fly how is the a world here there r so many questions the answ3er is g-d how is g-d ther he was just ther get it tell ur parents to send u to yeshiva and ull learn and get all ur answers
evildramaqueen94: understand
giantsfan97: no i dont understand
giantsfan97: is god like santa claus?
giantsfan97: is he make believe
giantsfan97: how is babby formed?
evildramaqueen94: i answered it the parents make it how does it apper in the stomche
evildramaqueen94: there has to be a g-d hoo doose this
evildramaqueen94: how dose the baby apper with a brain
evildramaqueen94: ?????????
giantsfan97: maybe tha babby grows in mommys tummy
giantsfan97: maybe it starts small
evildramaqueen94: ya how dose it apper in the
evildramaqueen94: ya i understand theres an egg hows the egg there
giantsfan97: maybe the mom has an egg inside her already just like a bird
giantsfan97: maybe she can fly like a bird
evildramaqueen94: that makes no sense no matterr
evildramaqueen94: wat
evildramaqueen94: its ok i no u no ur rong
giantsfan97: its ok i no u no ur rnog
giantsfan97: u r very rong
evildramaqueen94: and im rite tell this to ur parent CONVERT
giantsfan97: if god is real why cant i see him
evildramaqueen94: i herd a stry that
giantsfan97: answer that huh
giantsfan97: ?????????
giantsfan97: answer
giantsfan97: why wont you answer
giantsfan97: you have no anser god is not real
giantsfan97: i win
evildramaqueen94: i no
evildramaqueen94: no1 nose
evildramaqueen94: a long time ago adamm was born g-d acctuly talked to him
giantsfan97: maybe adam made it up
giantsfan97: if he can see god why cant i
evildramaqueen94: he also talked to Avrahm and Jacob and Isic and Moses
giantsfan97: what if they are liars
giantsfan97: if they can see god why cant i
evildramaqueen94: no peppl passed it down
evildramaqueen94: they cant see god they can here him
giantsfan97: oh wait i think i hear him!
evildramaqueen94: and u cant here him b/c ur not holy enough only holy peppl i cant here him ethier
giantsfan97: i haer him!
evildramaqueen94: hahah
giantsfan97: he says that you are a dumb jew
giantsfan97: not very nice
evildramaqueen94: `
evildramaqueen94: io reported u
giantsfan97: i reported you first
evildramaqueen94: plzzzzzzzzz belive me i beg uuuuuuuuuuuuu
giantsfan97: you will not have aol anymore!!!
giantsfan97: ha ha haha
evildramaqueen94: +how do u no
giantsfan97: because my dad works for aol
evildramaqueen94: my grand pa made it up
giantsfan97: he will get you banned!
evildramaqueen94: ill tell my grandpa to take away ur name
evildramaqueen94: bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
giantsfan97: he cant my dad is the boss
giantsfan97: ha hahaa haha ha ha
evildramaqueen94: but my grand pa is the 1 who made up aim aolmail and instant mesenger'
evildramaqueen94: he nose everybodys sn and pass
evildramaqueen94: BYE NON-
evildramaqueen94: JEW
giantsfan97: i heard that jews are secretly lizards
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Postby kzager » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:40 pm

sum yun gai wrote:
Skimba wrote:
giantsfan97 wrote:weml?

That's what I thought.


apparently it stands for water major loser. so in other words, you are a watefall?


*stops chasing Gif*

*Goes to a river or a lake that he's used to*
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Postby Nik » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:40 pm

You get the best people.

Also, I read the last line just before picking up the phone at work and I was still laughing a little.
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Postby giantsfan97 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:46 pm

a couple minutes later... this happened:

somanyhrsheykiss: excuse me?
giantsfan97: you are excused
somanyhrsheykiss: it is ur girl friend
somanyhrsheykiss: ur sooooooooooo hot
giantsfan97: i dont have a girlfriend
somanyhrsheykiss: are we on for tonight?
somanyhrsheykiss: i love u
somanyhrsheykiss: we r in the same skool
giantsfan97: i dont go to school
somanyhrsheykiss: ya ill only be ur loved 1 if u answer mu question
somanyhrsheykiss: 43.
giantsfan97: thats not a question
giantsfan97: thas a numer
somanyhrsheykiss: isnt your name daniel
somanyhrsheykiss: ?
giantsfan97: no sir
somanyhrsheykiss: then wat
somanyhrsheykiss: honey
somanyhrsheykiss: ?
giantsfan97: ?
somanyhrsheykiss: ?

somanyhrsheykiss: i will on ly be ur loved 1 if u convert to Jewdiisem
somanyhrsheykiss: ok
somanyhrsheykiss: r u married
giantsfan97: whats jewdiisem
somanyhrsheykiss: TURN TO A JEWISH
giantsfan97: A JEWISH WAT
somanyhrsheykiss: G-D
giantsfan97: A JEWISH GOD>??!
giantsfan97: HOW
somanyhrsheykiss: JEWISH PERSON
giantsfan97: no u said god
somanyhrsheykiss: UR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SLOW G-D
giantsfan97: you cant take it back or you are a liar
giantsfan97: and liars get thrown in a german oven
somanyhrsheykiss: YA UR GRANDPARENT WERE I NOTZZIE RITE IAND ITS NOT FARE FOR THE JEWS THEY ALWAYS MINDED THERE O
somanyhrsheykiss: WN BUSINUSE
giantsfan97: except they made the germans poor
giantsfan97: so the germans killed them
somanyhrsheykiss: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
giantsfan97: they stole the germans money
giantsfan97: look it up on the interwebs
somanyhrsheykiss: 6;000000 Jews kids were killed oof hunger thirst i n the holovcoust while they were in the consentration
somanyhrsheykiss: camp which ann frank did in wiht her family
somanyhrsheykiss: COUSE OF U PEPL
giantsfan97: the holocaust was made up
giantsfan97: it didnt happen
somanyhrsheykiss: IF YOU ARE SO SMART WAT DOES UNCOUTH ME
giantsfan97: look it up on the interwebs
giantsfan97: i dont know what uncouths you
giantsfan97: thats between you and your rabbi
somanyhrsheykiss: MY GRANDPARENTS WENT THREW IT AND IF U LOOK AT THERE ARMS ULL SE A STAMP THAT THEY GADE THEM WHILE THERE WERE IM THE CAMP
giantsfan97: a stamp? like on a letter
giantsfan97: did you lick it?
somanyhrsheykiss: NO
somanyhrsheykiss: LIKE ON UR HAND LIKE A TTATO
giantsfan97: a taco?
giantsfan97: like from mexico
giantsfan97: you eat it
giantsfan97: om nom nom
somanyhrsheykiss: IF YOU SAID WE WEREE DUMB WELL YOU, ARE VERY UNCOUTH TO SAY THAT AND YOU R INFERIOR AND RELUCTANT TO ME SO BEAT THAT
somanyhrsheykiss: KK
somanyhrsheykiss:

somanyhrsheykiss:

somanyhrsheykiss: :-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X
somanyhrsheykiss: OK
somanyhrsheykiss: KK
giantsfan97: KKK?
somanyhrsheykiss: I AM BLOCKING U
giantsfan97: you are racist against black people
somanyhrsheykiss: AND WARN YOU ON AIM
giantsfan97: i blocked you first
somanyhrsheykiss signed off at 2:46:27 PM.
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Postby Nik » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:00 pm

This makes it for me:


somanyhrsheykiss: IF YOU SAID WE WEREE DUMB WELL YOU, ARE VERY UNCOUTH TO SAY THAT AND YOU R INFERIOR AND RELUCTANT TO ME SO BEAT THAT



Stop being reluctant to her, Gif. Jeez.
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Dude, she's like 8 feet tall.
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Postby jvcc » Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:57 pm

I liked this the best:
somanyhrsheykiss: i will on ly be ur loved 1 if u convert to Jewdiisem

You should totally convert to Jewdiisem because their are some Jews who call themselves Christians right mimiheart?
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Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:02 pm

I laughed. I need some people like this to IM me.
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Postby MysticalDescent » Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:34 pm

I only talk to Lollards.
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Postby Skimba » Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:15 pm

I want to know what is happening to the children's vocabulary and rickin'-frackin' WORD skills.
I want to stab that fifth-grader in the head.
And give Gif a hug.
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Postby chrismachine » Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:25 pm

I have some pretty smart kids who habitually spell like that.
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Postby JenX » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:21 pm

Here are some rebuttals I gave to a couple of AOL SpIMmers a few years ago:

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Postby EvilJekyll » Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:37 pm

I'm surprised pollinate.com isn't a real site. :?
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