How To Quit Your Job
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I heard about that on the radio this morning. I thought it was hilarious. Still do.
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PonderThis wrote:PS - Mainly I just had to post the phrase "beers, chutes and leaves" because I think it's hilarious.
That book. It's full of word things.
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Sweet!
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Fantasticalarious! Even better than the flight attendant! 

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FAKE! but still funnyZombie Protestor wrote:Girl quits job, exposes boss via emailed dry erase board pictures.Hi-freaking-larious.
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Saltine wrote:FAKE! but still funny
Yeah I can't say as I'm surprised. The photography and acting are a little too professional to be real. But as you say, still funny.

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also, that site crashed IE twice before I opened it in Firefox, and I was going to chastize them anyway for their parody of theonion.com

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PS, I thought it was funny that we had two job-quitting phenomena hit the internet on the same day so I split'em off from their original threads and then merged'em.
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Sounds sound to me.
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PonderThis wrote:PS, I thought it was funny that we had two job-quitting phenomena hit the internet on the same day so I split'em off from their original threads and then merged'em.
You have a bit of a knack for confusing the heck out of people, you know that?
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At the call center I used to work at, just before I got hired on, a fellow there spent a few hours just making a document that said "I QUIT" in gigantic letters that were made of little litters, all of which also said "i quit i quit i quit". Then he printed it, left it at his desk, and walked out.
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Binkatron5000 wrote:[...]gigantic letters that were made of little litters, all of which also said "i quit i quit i quit".
Wait, are we talking "litter" as in trash, or "litter" as in puppies and/or kitties?
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Clueless wrote:Binkatron5000 wrote:[...]gigantic letters that were made of little litters, all of which also said "i quit i quit i quit".
Wait, are we talking "litter" as in trash, or "litter" as in puppies and/or kitties?
Methinks she meant "letters".
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jvcc wrote:Clueless wrote:Binkatron5000 wrote:[...]gigantic letters that were made of little litters, all of which also said "i quit i quit i quit".
Wait, are we talking "litter" as in trash, or "litter" as in puppies and/or kitties?
Methinks she meant "letters".
I know. I was trying to be funny. I guess I failed.
A litter of letters? that makes sense, and sounds like some sort of a children's book. one of those "learn to read" thingies.
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Where the heck is Robert when you need his avatar?
Geez, another regular who disappeared three years ago. I could've sworn I had seen him since then.
Geez, another regular who disappeared three years ago. I could've sworn I had seen him since then.
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No worries. I'm hardly ever serious. That statement up there in the tiny text isn't meant to be as dramatic as it seems. there's a reason my signature ends with
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EDIT: Also, this whole exchange must seem really weird to people who doesn't read tiny text.


EDIT: Also, this whole exchange must seem really weird to people who doesn't read tiny text.
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PonderThis wrote:Where the heck is Robert when you need his avatar?
Hey, I recognize that font... Oh yeah, I made those pictures into an animated GIF for him. Happy days.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job
If you leave your job, your life will change in many ways, some for the better and some for the worse. Of course, you do not have to face a more difficult boss or a job you dislike, but you'll have a whole series of new challenges. Before you quit your job, be sure it is the right decision. There are several good reasons to quit your job. Find out if yours is one of them. moreover we ave to give particular reason to quit the job and on the other hand we should have to find new job.
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It's very rare that spambots give sound life advice.
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I like this guy.
Re: How To Quit Your Job
Here are the tips to quit your job like
Avoid bragging to colleagues about your wonderful new opportunity
Follow company guidelines when resigning
You can volunteer to work with the new recruit to train them in your job
Be productive until the day you leave
Do your best to complete assignments and tasks before you go and leave
Avoid bragging to colleagues about your wonderful new opportunity
Follow company guidelines when resigning
You can volunteer to work with the new recruit to train them in your job
Be productive until the day you leave
Do your best to complete assignments and tasks before you go and leave
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