

James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
ntw3001 wrote:crotch graaab
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
Perhaps historically, when the cat becomes frustrated, he attacks the guy's crotch.ntw3001 wrote:crotch graaab
Saltine wrote:This is all logically consistent, but the artist does not go on to explain that you love Hitler. See, this is why logicians don't write popular music.
loofah wrote:historically
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

ntw3001 wrote:Sass has to come from the heart, not from the shirt.
traubster wrote:I find it irritating whenever I walk through a cemetery and there's not one gravestone that reads something like, "We're all grateful that he's dead. Sorry if he owed you money."

James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
Judas Maccabeus wrote:Awww, now I want to see that movie again.
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."
"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."
Clueless wrote:Judas Maccabeus wrote:Awww, now I want to see that movie acted out by real lions.
ntw3001 wrote:you can't get raped if you always say yes
Veepa wrote:Very wise words, Master Tiny Legs.
Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.
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