
ntw3001 wrote:I built a doom fortress. It took a few days. Then I started new game, built a little island cottage and sailed over to the mainland to make a watchtower taller than the mountains. And there were beacons so I could find my way when I was sailing at night. And a jetty at each end, with a giant chest full of boats, because the boats keep breaking.

ntw3001 wrote:Oh no no I used the free version too. It ain't nothing exciting, just blocks and blocks and some crafting. This may be of interest if you're puzzled about boat-building and such.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
Binkatron5000 wrote:Let me play around with me some more.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
EvilJekyll wrote:This may seem silly, but I can't figure out how to craft. It is available in the free version, right?






MysticalDescent wrote:EvilJekyll wrote:This may seem silly, but I can't figure out how to craft. It is available in the free version, right?
Having looked at the minecraft wiki, it appears that you can't craft on the free version at all.
gif wrote:you can't stuff a coin down a stripper's g-string
My SiteJudas Maccabeus wrote:Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
EvilJekyll wrote:I was just kinda like, how is this so fun just smashing blocks and placing blocks?
EvilJekyll wrote:So I'm not being really stupid in not being able to craft stuff, cool.
I was just kinda like, how is this so fun just smashing blocks and placing blocks?
Also 10 EUROS?! that's...oh, only $13.63, plus whatever they charge me for foreign transaction fee. Meh.



James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.

bottlecap wrote:I give this cartoon special boner happy prize.
James wrote:While writing this post I've been gripped by a growing concern that it's nothing more than incredibly tedious navel-gazing. But hey, this is the Internet.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
James wrote:I honestly have no idea whether I'm more fruity or plural.
ntw3001 wrote:Is the tattoooed black sperm squirming out of my mouth, or am I sensually nibbling its tail? I don't remember my 21st birthday party.
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