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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:27 pm



I should point out that someone unrelated to Spamusement (as far as I'm aware...) Facebooked me this link saying it was exactly what I would do. Now is the time for that person to say 'wait, that was ntw3001 all along? From the internet? Why, I never knew'

No wait, that person was from Mississippi and no spamusers are from there. I can't, off the top of my head, think of many spamusers of whose real identity I'm entirely unaware. I know sort of something about pretty much all of you people. At least, I know what country you come from. Probably.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:00 pm

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby jvcc » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:09 pm

Hahaha, I laughed quite heartily at that photo.

The last time I was at one of friend's houses back home, I made a little pirate's hat for her cat which it suffered me to put on it. It's a very mellow cat, and it's also fond of me. When I come through the door it runs over to me, to which I inevitably respond to with an excited exclamation of, "Kitty!"
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby EvilJekyll » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:10 pm

jvcc wrote:Hahaha, I laughed quite heartily at that photo.

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby jvcc » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:49 pm

EvilJekyll wrote:
jvcc wrote:Hahaha, I laughed quite heartily at that photo.

:roll:

You may be surprised to learn that I hadn't intended any wordplay, but was rather using the word "heartily" sincerely.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:58 pm

jvcc wrote:
EvilJekyll wrote:
jvcc wrote:Hahaha, I laughed quite heartily at that photo.

:roll:

You may be surprised to learn that I hadn't intended any wordplay, but was rather using the word "heartily" sincerely.

Unconscious spreading activation FTW!!!!
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby chrismachine » Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:11 pm

JeSuperDuper gave you what-for!
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Null » Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:49 am

Not sure how to describe this, but here you will see how a cat puts on a costume and thus becomes a bunny.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:59 am

Null wrote:Not sure how to describe this, but here you will see how a cat puts on a costume and thus becomes a bunny.

Hah! I was flabbergasted until the very last second or two then the unnatural movement gave it away. Still, I wish kitties put on costumes!
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Null » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:01 pm

Hot-tubbin', with a rubber ducky, too.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Skimba » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:34 pm

Wet kitties are adorable!
This is also adorable.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Skimba » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:04 pm

Ahhh....awesome. I'd totally take my cat down and explain I'm her interpreter.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby PonderThis » Tue Feb 08, 2011 8:40 am

As amusing as that is I'm wondering how the cat got registered to vote in the first place. :?
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Sun Feb 20, 2011 10:08 pm

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby PonderThis » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:03 am

So did that cat take acting lessons from Keanu Reeves or vice versa?
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:21 am

PonderThis wrote:So did that cat take acting lessons from Keanu Reeves or vice versa?

Hehehe


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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:26 am

You disgust me, human.
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby PonderThis » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:31 am

Binkatron5000 wrote:You disgust me, human.

Ha! Perfect! :)
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby jvcc » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:41 am

This isn't a cat, but LOOK AT IT:
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby Binkatron5000 » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:22 am

It looks like it's playing an instrument!

... what is it anyways? Its ears are creepy :twisted:
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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby jvcc » Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:52 pm

I'm fairly certain it's a flying squirrel.

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Re: Kitty kitty puddumses

Postby MysticalDescent » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:13 pm

jvcc wrote:I'm fairly certain it's a flying squirrel.

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'Flashing Squirrel' always seems a more appropriate name.

By more appropriate, I mean less appropriate.
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