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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby jvcc » Sat Aug 07, 2010 11:39 pm

Woo!

Newgrounds ends up featuring a decent amount of artistic games that I quite enjoy. There may be other gaming sites with more, but that's the only one I know of.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby sum yun gai » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:28 pm

not sure if this counts as a game, but....

the scale of the universe this is totally cribbed from that old school "powers of 10" video but with flash animation instead of video static :)
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby Clueless » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:36 pm

This one's pretty good.
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Postby Binkatron5000 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:45 am


That was fun! I didn't understand what was going on at first :P
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby jvcc » Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:35 pm

There are tons of games in the Grow series. :) I have played them all, but I don't know if I've actually beat any of them myself.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:19 pm

Most frustrating thing: NO WE CANNOT BUILD A HOSPITAL SOMEBODY HAS PARKED THEIR CAR THERE
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby Clueless » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:43 pm

This was the first one I managed to beat on my own. Well, not the secret one, but anyways...
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby PonderThis » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:02 pm

OK, so this is not exactly a flash game ... it's an HTML5 game ... And a weird HTML game at that

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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:07 pm

Haha, that's cool. Those guy's need an apo'strophe tamer.

Clicking the back button to post about it on this thread is futile. Well, I assume it's not entirely futile, but it sure would take a lot of clicks.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby Zombie Protestor » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:37 am

Thought I'd come back long enough to post a link to Flight. Control and upgrade a paper airplane with things like engines. Oh, and see if you can beat my distance record of 4415 yards:

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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:01 am

I like everything except the occasional 'whoops, you just plain don't get any money this round' bug. I assume it's a bug. I'm all 'Hey, two thousand dollars! I can spend that money on making improvements to my paper plane!', but no.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby ntw3001 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:21 am

Ah man, I'm not happy with this. I was at about 2000m having used only one-fifth of my fuel, but I messed up. I think I could beat 4000m without too much trouble (the secret is apparently to fly low and flat, don't use the engine and take advantage of windmills), but I'd have to try again and again. Perhaps later.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby EvilJekyll » Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:47 pm

Wasn't sure where else to put this.

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

Makes me want a Tenori-on.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby chrismachine » Sun Jul 31, 2011 11:15 pm

That was cool to play with :)
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby James » Mon Aug 01, 2011 2:34 pm

That's weird. When I opened this thread I clicked the most-recent-reply button, and it took me to page 23. Obviously I hadn't checked in in some time. People were talking about some Tonematrix thing. I read a few posts beyond that, to a discussion about the tapir avatar, then decide not to bother catching up entirely, and just skip to the last page. IT'S THE TONEMATRIX AGAIN. Oh poopcakes.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby EvilJekyll » Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:25 pm

I actually remembered several hours after posting that that had been posted before. It's still rather awesome. C'est la vie.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby PonderThis » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:41 am

Page 23 is like two years ago. I can't even remember what I did two months ago.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby James » Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:05 pm

Yeah, I didn't mean that in the "YAWN, OLD" sense; just the "OH poopcakes, COINCIDENCE" sense.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:22 am

This is kinda fun. It's a solar system builder. Kinda hard to get a stable system with anything going, though. Well I've only given it one try so far.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby Zombie Protestor » Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:41 pm

Has Pandemic been mentioned before? You create a bacteria, virus, or parasite and try to wipe out the world. Problem is, as you become more successful at what you do, governments do things like close borders, close public transit, close schools, and close water works in order to stop you from spreading. If you're not a step ahead on spreading out of the country before that happens...

Anyways, the game is a bit of a head-banger. Try getting Indonesia and Madagascar.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby ntw3001 » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:54 am

PonderThis wrote:This is kinda fun. It's a solar system builder. Kinda hard to get a stable system with anything going, though. Well I've only given it one try so far.


I got a small rocky planet and a gas giant with a moon. No orbit is remotely close to circular.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby Judas Maccabeus » Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:21 am

PonderThis wrote:This is kinda fun. It's a solar system builder. Kinda hard to get a stable system with anything going, though. Well I've only given it one try so far.


Considering the weird mixture of scales that program uses, assuming it simulates something similar to real orbital mechanics (which it seems to do, aside from the planets not pulling back on their remarkably low-mass star), I'm not sure you actually could make a stable solar system. The planets are way too close together...
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby jvcc » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:23 pm

All of my planets crashed into my gigantic blue sun.
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Re: Flash Game Thread . . .

Postby jvcc » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:11 am

Do you all know about Word Bubbles? I love this game. My top score is 4020 so far.
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Postby ntw3001 » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:29 pm

Bah and here's me getting around 2000 each time. It starts off okay, then for the final section gives me something like 'words beginning with XVF'.
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