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How To Quit Your Job

Postby PonderThis » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:17 pm

Oh man this is all over the internet right now. Flight Attendant Beers, Chutes and Leaves. I don't really condone what he did, but I sure as hell understand the urge.

PS - Mainly I just had to post the phrase "beers, chutes and leaves" because I think it's hilarious.
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Postby Skimba » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:56 pm

I heard about that on the radio this morning. I thought it was hilarious. Still do.
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Re: NON-Amusing News Articles

Postby ntw3001 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:17 pm

PonderThis wrote:PS - Mainly I just had to post the phrase "beers, chutes and leaves" because I think it's hilarious.


That book. It's full of word things.
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Re: Funny links

Postby Zombie Protestor » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:55 pm

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Re: Funny links

Postby Skimba » Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:34 pm

Sweet!
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Re: Funny links

Postby PonderThis » Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:42 pm

Fantasticalarious! Even better than the flight attendant! :D
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Re: Funny links

Postby Saltine » Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:52 pm

Zombie Protestor wrote:Girl quits job, exposes boss via emailed dry erase board pictures.Hi-freaking-larious.
FAKE! but still funny
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Re: Funny links

Postby PonderThis » Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:59 pm

Saltine wrote:FAKE! but still funny

Yeah I can't say as I'm surprised. The photography and acting are a little too professional to be real. But as you say, still funny. :)
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Re: Funny links

Postby chrismachine » Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:53 pm

also, that site crashed IE twice before I opened it in Firefox, and I was going to chastize them anyway for their parody of theonion.com
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:04 am

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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:14 am

PS, I thought it was funny that we had two job-quitting phenomena hit the internet on the same day so I split'em off from their original threads and then merged'em.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby Skimba » Wed Aug 11, 2010 11:15 am

Sounds sound to me.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby Zombie Protestor » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:39 pm

PonderThis wrote:PS, I thought it was funny that we had two job-quitting phenomena hit the internet on the same day so I split'em off from their original threads and then merged'em.

You have a bit of a knack for confusing the heck out of people, you know that?
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby Binkatron5000 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:12 pm

At the call center I used to work at, just before I got hired on, a fellow there spent a few hours just making a document that said "I QUIT" in gigantic letters that were made of little litters, all of which also said "i quit i quit i quit". Then he printed it, left it at his desk, and walked out.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby Clueless » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:31 pm

Binkatron5000 wrote:[...]gigantic letters that were made of little litters, all of which also said "i quit i quit i quit".

Wait, are we talking "litter" as in trash, or "litter" as in puppies and/or kitties?
Null wrote:I think it's a parallel to "Nero fiddles while Rome burns."

"The Emperor air-guitars while his realm atomizes."


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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby jvcc » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:35 pm

Clueless wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:[...]gigantic letters that were made of little litters, all of which also said "i quit i quit i quit".

Wait, are we talking "litter" as in trash, or "litter" as in puppies and/or kitties?

Methinks she meant "letters".
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby Clueless » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:38 pm

jvcc wrote:
Clueless wrote:
Binkatron5000 wrote:[...]gigantic letters that were made of little litters, all of which also said "i quit i quit i quit".

Wait, are we talking "litter" as in trash, or "litter" as in puppies and/or kitties?

Methinks she meant "letters".

I know. I was trying to be funny. I guess I failed.
A litter of letters? that makes sense, and sounds like some sort of a children's book. one of those "learn to read" thingies.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby jvcc » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:46 pm

Oh dear.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby PonderThis » Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:22 pm

Where the heck is Robert when you need his avatar?

Geez, another regular who disappeared three years ago. I could've sworn I had seen him since then.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby Clueless » Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:57 pm

No worries. I'm hardly ever serious. That statement up there in the tiny text isn't meant to be as dramatic as it seems. there's a reason my signature ends with :D :wink:, y'know.

EDIT: Also, this whole exchange must seem really weird to people who doesn't read tiny text.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby James » Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:34 am

PonderThis wrote:Where the heck is Robert when you need his avatar?

Hey, I recognize that font... Oh yeah, I made those pictures into an animated GIF for him. Happy days.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby kamrald » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:35 am

If you leave your job, your life will change in many ways, some for the better and some for the worse. Of course, you do not have to face a more difficult boss or a job you dislike, but you'll have a whole series of new challenges. Before you quit your job, be sure it is the right decision. There are several good reasons to quit your job. Find out if yours is one of them. moreover we ave to give particular reason to quit the job and on the other hand we should have to find new job.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby jvcc » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:51 am

It's very rare that spambots give sound life advice.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby ntw3001 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:48 am

I like this guy.
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Re: How To Quit Your Job

Postby arondel » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:56 am

Here are the tips to quit your job like

Avoid bragging to colleagues about your wonderful new opportunity
Follow company guidelines when resigning
You can volunteer to work with the new recruit to train them in your job
Be productive until the day you leave
Do your best to complete assignments and tasks before you go and leave
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