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[Zombie Protestor]

Well, since we're sharing bad rap videos, we mustn't forget It's So Cold in the "D".

[chrismachine]

Yeah, those were both pretty bad... yeesh. I disagree with jvcc that the first one has anything at all worth saying about it... It's not "so bad it's funny" or anything like that, just a sad excuse for music from an awkward wanabe. Assuming the 30 seconds I listened to were enough to forecast the remainder.

[jvcc]

Yeah, those were both pretty bad... yeesh. I disagree with jvcc that the first one has anything at all worth saying about it... It's not "so bad it's funny" or anything like that, just a sad excuse for music from an awkward wanabe. Assuming the 30 seconds I listened to were enough to forecast the remainder.

My favorite parts are the models awkwardly shuffling into the limo, the unspeakably stilted scene with the singer on his cell phone, and how when things move onto the club (around the 3 minute mark) the other dancers keep excluding one girl in particular. It seems mean-spirited of their parts, but given that she's in the video in the first place she probably deserved it.

His style of rapping fascinates me in how horrible it is. My friend described it as sounding not dissimilar to white homeschoolers rapping in order to make fun of rap, except that he's doing it genuinely.

[EsBe]

Sticky Buddy! Words fail me. This was painful to watch, in a "Stop making me laugh, I still need to breath to live" kind of way.

[Skimba]

Our Blades are F***ing Great!.

[quetzalcoatlus]

Our Blades are F***ing Great!.

I've seen this somewhere before, it's pretty funny.


How about switching gears with a bad metal video? (unlike ZP and jvcc's posts, the badness is mostly contained in the visuals, not the music. Although the vocals are pretty... dramatic.)

[jvcc]

I don't like magicians or magic, but I like this kid.

[James]

I don't like magicians or magic

How about the Wizard?

In other videographic news, I am in love with this display of despondency in the face of defeat:

[ntw3001]

the Wizard?

Man: Doctor doctor my blankets are too slippery
Doctor: Don't bother me while I'm eating, boy

[jvcc]

Has everyone seen this? It's very sweet.

[Skimba]

Has everyone seen this? It's very sweet.

Agreed.

[Zombie Protestor]

Halloween Masks. Yaaaaaay

This thing is disturbingly strange from beginning to end.

And then we have a "subtitled" Japanese commercial.

[quetzalcoatlus]

An oddly moving video game montage

[EsBe]

An oddly moving video game montage

I'm quite pleased they managed to sneak in Viewtiful Joe before the end. What a boss.

[jvcc]

Henri the existential cat goes to the vet. Be on the lookout for a poster on the vet's wall.

[chrismachine]

Just what I was hoping... excellent!

[sum yun gai]

tim minchin is one of the funniest comedians i have seen in recent memory:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtYkyB35zkk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn6gV2sdl38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw

[loofah]

For Low-Tech

[chrismachine]

so, SOOO impressive!

[Judas Maccabeus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP3I8THfikI

...Huh.

[chrismachine]

over half of a million people watched that?

[Skimba]

Well, I just did.

[quetzalcoatlus]

The guy from Girl Talk has a cat that loves Collective Soul

[EvilJekyll]

http://www.aux.tv/2012/10/metal-band-fi ... h-his-cat/

[Skimba]

http://www.aux.tv/2012/10/metal-band-finds-and-uploads-music-video-its-singer-drunkenly-recorded-with-his-cat/

Much fun + cat loves!