No, I'm still not a brony, but I saw these posted on another forum, and figured the bronies and... pegasisters, I guess? might be interested.
This first one is a Pony Name Generator
. You input a string (presumably your name or screen name), select a pony type (Female or Male Earth, Pegasus, or Unicorn ponies, or Unisex Dark/Evil, Foodie, or Silly ponies), and click the button to get a name.
For example, I'll use Eggplant Mike. I define him as a Foodie Pony.
The second is a Pony Generator
. You input a string (presumably your name, screen name, or the name you got from the aforementioned name generator), select a pony type (this time, it's just Earth, Pegasus, and Unicorn), and it gives you a couple of personality traits (possibly the same one twice), a couple of interests (including, possibly, dislikes), a color scheme, and a Cutie Mark.
I'll generate two names for Eggplant Mike: one using the "Eggplant Mike" name and the other from "Carrot Smoothie". Both will be Earth Ponies.
Eggplant Mike: An outgoing, wicked pony who loves playing practical jokes and thinks bugs are adorable. This pony has a dark purple coat, a mint green mane, periwinkle eyes, and a comic book Cutie Mark.
Carrot Smoothie: A strong, trustworthy pony who loves horror movies and would do anything for a friend in need. This pony has a dark purple coat, a maroon mane, maroon eyes, and a crescent moon Cutie Mark.
So there you have it. Maybe you'll have seen it, but if you haven't, well...
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